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MUNKY NOT TRUKK!! Let's Watch Beast Wars!
Ghilz

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113 - Dark Designs
The episode opens with the Maximals scouting for Energon, where a cliff and a river meet. The Predacons of course show up, Megatron intending to capitalize on the fact the Maximals have their back to the wall, a battle ensues, but Rhinox fires on rocks above the Predacons to bury them in rubble. Optimus notes that with his quick thinking, Rhinox could be one heck of a Commander, but Rhinox has no such ambitions.

As the Maximals retreat, Megatron notes he underestimated Rhinox, and sends Tarantulas to capture him. Rhinox tells the Maximals to go on ahead, he'll cover their rear. He does a rather poor job of it however as he's ensnared in a web by Tarantulas and injected with his Cybervenom.

Check out my new paint job!
Inside the Predacon base, Rhinox is strapped into a machine. Megatron explains it's his newest invention, the Transmuter, capable of reprogramming a Maximal into a Predacon. He fires it up on Rhinox, and sporting new red eyes, he transforms to reveal his newest paint job.

The Maximals are looking for Rhinox, and Rattrap remotely turned on Rhinox' commlink, eavesdropping on the whole thing. Optimus calls off an immediate attack, thinking Megatron bit off more than he can chew. We get a bit of humor as the Maximals talk about becoming a Predacon as a fate worst than death, while Dinobot takes offense to that "Some of us have survived the experience... Furball." They do decide to sneak closer to the base to keep eavesdropping.

Megatron begins to milk Rhinox for info on the Maximal base as they return from a tour of the base, but before he gets any real intelligence, the base computer malfunctions. Rhinox taunts Megatron's failing hardware and goes to see Scorponok, in charge of repairs. Needless to say, they aren't going anywhere. Scorponok realizes someone removed a chip, and we see it was Rhinox (How? The previous scene seemed to indicate he was with Megatron while touring the base). Rhinox then makes a pile of computers fall on top of Scorponok, crushing him after a funny little exchange.

Megatron finds the crushed Scorponok and wonders what happened. He orders Waspinator to take him to the CR Tanks, which he does. On his way back, Waspinator is hit by a computer hanging from a cable, thrown by Rhinox, and begins flying all over the base, spouting nonsense about the Great War and the Decepticon Shrapnel, which Megatron and Blackarachnia see. Terrorsaur meanwhile, saw the attempt on Waspinator's life and figures he wants a piece of that action.

Terrorsaur confronts Rhinox over his action to obviously overthrow Megatron, and asks to become partner, but Rhinox chokes him and reminds him of the pecking order. Terrorsaur meekly agrees. Meanwhile, Megatron sees on surveillance cameras the two spiders stuck in their own webs, poisoned by their own cybervenom, and shouts asking to know what is going on.

The Maximals have a laugh at this, and Optimus figured this might happen if Rhinox' aggressiveness was increased. He orders the Maximals to move closer to the base, but wait for the attack. Rhinox and Megatron have one more hand to play.

A repaired Scorponok tells Megatron what happened to him. Hilariously, the scene is played, and shot, like he's a kid telling his teacher about another kid who picks on him, sounding rather teary-eyed, his jaw quivering. Megatron notes that maybe reprogramming Rhinox was not one of his more brilliant tactical move. He intends to fix this in a lethal fashion.

Rhinox and Megatron have their face to face. Megatron pointing Rhinox is a traitor, which Rhinox gleefully agrees. Megatron brought Terrorsaur and Scorponok as backup, but Rhinox turns them against one another by pointing out that Terrorsaur had sworn loyalty to him, and was watching when he took Scorponok out, laughing to himself. Scorponok, being a complete idiot unable to tell when he's being played, attacks Terrorsaur in a fit of rage, and Rhinox uses the distraction to take them both out. Rhinox then uses his chaingun to kneecap Megatron, before beginning a monologue about how great he is and how he'll destroy Megatron, while standing on the Transmuter.

Rhinox: Well, what do you know? I win. Reprogamming me was the worst mistake you ever made cause now that I'm a Predacon, I'm just a little too crafty for you.
Megatron: Yes, I see this now.
Rhinox: It's called irony, sport. I take over, and you head straight for the recycling bin. Yessss.
Megatron: So it would seem. And even now, Rhinox, you're teaching me a valuable lesson.
Rhinox: Yeah? What's that?
Megatron: Sometimes, Predacons gloat too much! (He shoots the Transmuter's control, turning it on and turning Rhinox back into a Maximal, before shooting him too)

The Maximals blow a hole in the base (while in beast mode no less!) and transform, and a rather comedic battle begins. Waspinator keeps flying about, confused and rambling about Shrapnel. He gets shot, but before passing out, he shoots the Transmuter, causing it to overload. Ducking to cover, Terrorsaur tries to explain his treachery to Megatron, who is rather displeased, having gotten an arm cut off by Optimus during the fight. The Maximals retreat as the Darksyde is again the site of a huge detonation.

In the Epilogue, the Maximals ask Rhinox whats it like to be a Predacon, he makes a quip about their personality problems, to Dinobot's irritation. Everyone laughs.
Liking this episode requires one to accept it's mostly a comedic episode. The episode goes out of its way to nullify drama, like by having Optimus preferring to wait and see, and most of the scenes are played for fun. That said, once you do accept it's one big joke, it is REALLY fun. Evil!Rhinox is a blast, and makes for a very fun watch.

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I am probably not gonna cover the prequel short "Theft of the Golden Disk". For one, it would require covering a fair amount of comic-only / Botcon-exclusive material (like Cryotek) which I don't want to do, because I don't really care for it (and I dislike Cryotek). For two, it really doesn't bring anything to one's understanding of the show. For three... It's not even that good.
Ghilz 7th Feb 12
I love when Optimus mocks Megatron's Verbal Tic. "This time Megatron might have bitten off more than he can chew. Yessss."
Eegah 7th Feb 12
Rhinox does it too.
Ghilz 7th Feb 12
On a real life note, it's interesting that Hasbro never did release a Rhinox toy with his Predacon color scheme; maybe they thought they couldn't get away with such a minor redec so quickly (and by the time they thought they could, there would have been no real point except nostalgia for this episode)?

Also, this episode really shows it's age, and not in a good way. There's a reason they mentioned a two gig drive at the end: Under Winindows 95's VFAT file system system, that was as large as a single drive partition could be; it wasn't until 98 that everybody got FAT 32 and could break that limit (although, with XP's switch to an NT-based kernel, NTFS is actually used for hard drives now). Mac users didn't have as many issues; HFS could handle drives larger than 2 GB, but one of it's quirks meant that it got more impractical the larger the drive got (which was not fixed in HFS Plus, but the effect of it was simply reduced).
Hunter1 7th Feb 12
^HISTORY!
nomuru2d 7th Feb 12
Yeah. I avoided mentioning the hard drive thing on purpose, but it it is so true it shows the show's age. ReBoot has similar moments too.
Ghilz 7th Feb 12
You know just saying I've read at least two fanfics that explore the idea that Waspinator was Shrapnel. One is called "He Lives In You" by Shini02 and is on fanfiction.net. The other is an entire series called "The Waspinator Chronicles" by Dru (that builds up around this discovery, though it stopped just short of the reveal and is now a dead fic) and you'll have to use google to find it.

WorldTurtle 2nd Jan 14
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