This song is just bad. There's no real way to make it sound good with the lousy lyrics, structure, poor word choice, and rhyme scheme. You might be able to make it sound So Bad It's Good, but I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.
Here's a breakdown of the song.
Verse One
Structure: Two 4-line stanzas, followed by a chorus.
Synopsis: Modelland is awesome. You can be thrown out at any time. You should be honored you were chosen, because everyone wants it.
Sample Lyrics:
Chorus
Verse Two
Structure: Five 4-line stanzas, followed by a chorus.
Synopsis: You're now ambassadors to Modelland. Here's FIFTEEN LINES of crap you'll be wearing/advertising.
Sample Lyrics:
Verse Three
Structure: Two 4-line stanzas, followed by a chorus.
Synopsis: Ci~L sucks.
Sample Lyrics:
Verse Four
Structure: Three 4-line stanzas, followed by a chorus.
Synopsis: Actresses suck. There are five ways to leave Modelland.
The Five Ways To Leave Your Lover Modelland:
- "Regifting" your youth. In other words, have their youth stolen and given to others. This is (presumably) the source of all the vicious rumors about Modelland.
- Leaving through "farewell tollbooths."
- Becoming a Mannecant.
- Leaving and becoming an actress.
- Become an Intoxibella.
Sample Lyrics:
Verse Five
Structure: One 4-line stanza. No chorus.
Synopsis: THBC will separate the winners from the losers. If you fail, this is your last day.
Lyrics:
Okay, I made up that last line.
In conclusion: Trying to sing this song is incredibly difficult, if not impossible. And I do NOT know this because I spent all this time trying to prepare a musical installment, and then gave up because of problems putting it to a tune and editing the video.
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