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LadyMomus2011-11-14 11:38:43

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I was going to include this in my Chapter 10 installment, but decided it deserved its own entry.

In this novel, every girl wants to become a model. All girls and women are all obsessed with fashion and their appearance. If they say differently, they're lying or hypocrites (like Dylan or the protestors at T-DOD). The second the cameras come on or a Modelland Scout appears, they show their true colors: they want Modelland just as much as everyone else does.

The men have different ambitions: being a politician, a designer, a dancer . . . But the girls and women are all the same. They may get other jobs, but only because their dreams of going to Modelland were crushed.

Maybe it's just Tyra Banks wish fulfillment: a world where everyone wants to be like her. A world where everyone cares about her and obsesses about how wonderful holding her profession is. A world where people like me see her as more than "that model who was in the Hannah Montana Movie". But it comes across as incredibly sexist.

In this world, women are judged solely on physical appearance. You want to be famous and you're a girl? You better be pretty, because models are the only famous ones. And if you aren't good enough, you might just go crazy and commit suicide. Because not becoming a model is so devastating that it will drive you insane.

And the models themselves? They get superpowers, but they don't use them to help people or for the greater good. Slave child labor is common and accepted. No one lifts a finger. The people with super powers are too busy monopolizing runways, appearing on magazine covers, and using psychic powers to make people want to buy things. They're just as vapid and obsessed with appearance as every other girl in the story.

Tookie seems different at first glance. But only because she's been described as ugly. She still wants to go to Modelland like everyone else. She was willing to abandon her only friend the instant an opportunity to go to Modelland presents itself. She feels guilty afterwards, but her actions speak much more loudly than her words.

Why let an ugly girl go to Modelland, though? Maybe the book is building up to an Aesop about beauty being on the inside. But I seriously doubt it.

It's obvious that Tookie getting into Modelland was either a fluke of her getting the SMIZE, or she's going to have a "beautiful all along" story arc. Maybe both.

I'm hoping the story will get better. That it will prove me wrong. That I'm just judging it too harshly, and it will quit treating all women and girls as some hive mind. But I'm not holding my breath.

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Cliche Since: Dec, 1969
Nov 14th 2011 at 3:52:11 PM
"The men have different ambitions: being a politician, a designer, a dancer . . . But the girls and women are all the same. They may get other jobs, but only because their dreams of going to Modelland were crushed."

Now I'm imagining a Spear Counterpart called Sportsland or something. And yet, such a book seems far less likely to be made than Modelland.
Jergling Since: Dec, 1969
Nov 14th 2011 at 6:36:10 PM
[[wmg]] There must be an evil megacorporation secretly controlling the world through the facade of the 7seven! They don't even have superpowers, the effects are entirely faked or psychosomatic, and serve only as pretty faces to a vile monster. Through generations of control, the corporation has brainwashed the population into this horrendous state in an Orwellian plot to gain pure, unlimited power.
Leradny Since: Dec, 1969
Nov 14th 2011 at 7:48:21 PM
"In this novel, every girl wants to become a model. All girls and women are all obsessed with fashion and their appearance."

This is exactly my problem. It's one thing to be informed about fashion, as that usually extends into things like basic hygiene. For example:

  • You won't find a fashion lover worth anything who doesn't brush teeth every day.
  • The walk-in closet brimming with clothes was originally about having enough clean clothes to get you by until laundry day.

Hell, it's not even bad if you like fashion more than the most. People should have careers and hobbies, and other people don't want the hassle of making their own clothes. But here, in a world that doesn't make sense on any level of economics, geography, or basic logic, fashion does not exist to display any sort of information like "this person is not a slob" or "that person is clearly the CEO of a major company", because the models don't have lives of their own to support their fashion senses.

It's hideous.
FreezairForALimitedTime Since: Dec, 1969
Nov 14th 2011 at 10:21:31 PM
Rarity would be ashamed.
Jergling Since: Dec, 1969
Nov 15th 2011 at 5:13:58 PM
Hold on, I was reading Amazon reviews for this book, hoping for some more hilarious commentary, and one positive review struck me as surprisingly logical.

What if Banks isn't glorifying models at all? What if the point is to satirize the absurdity of her industry? Maybe she's realized what a horrible world it would be if everything was about modelling, and she wants us to hate the people in this book. She kind of kills it by making her protagonist an irrational jerk, but her intentions could actually be good. Maybe Tookie becomes a 7Seven, realizes that modelling is destroying the world, and works to disband Modelland and help the poor. We just don't know yet.
FlashGaze Since: Dec, 1969
Dec 22nd 2011 at 10:20:36 PM
I love mini-rants. And now I'm feeling all guilty because I'm the first one to comment since November.
DrDahm Since: Dec, 1969
Jan 6th 2012 at 1:59:03 PM
To be fair some of the Super-duper models do things besides make people buy stuff. Sinndees, for instance, moonlights as a rapist.
MisterTambourineMan Since: Dec, 1969
Aug 4th 2019 at 5:55:53 AM
The crappy factories make sense, unfortunately, since the garment industry is well-known for exploiting workers.

Still, I can\'t believe a woman wrote some of this stuff.
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