Myst: Okay, people, we've breached the colony's defences. We need to find and destroy the Synomium Device they use to control the colony, and neutralize any resistance we may encounter.
dmboogie: The good news is, we won't have to deal with Molecular Control now that we're inside. The bad news? Lobsters. Lots and lots of lobsters.
(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)
Connor: Uh, yeah. And I see one by my team's entry point.◊
Mann: Let me get a read on it.
(VWOINK-BZBZBZ)
Mann: Eh, it's a soldier.
Harriman: I'll handle it.
(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)
(WHIRR-CRACKLE)
Lobsterman: GURHOWL.
Harriman: I think he got the POINT. After all, I DRILLED it into him!
dmboogie: Oh jesus, enough with the horrible puns already!
(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)
Myst: Area south of the second lift is clear!
(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)
Zbrigniev: Clear to the west!
(CLUNK CLUNK)
Calhoun: Uh, guys? Lobster to the north!
Myers: I see it. Taking the shot.
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
(THUPP-BLOOP)
Lobsterman: . . .
Talbot: . . . Wow. His aim SUCKED. He just kayoed himself!◊
(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK SQUELCH SQUELCH)
dmboogie: Got a lobster. Taking the shot.
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
(THUPP-BLOOP)
Lobsterman: . . .
dmboogie: Yeah, yeah, that's right. You ain't got SHIT on me, son!
(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)
Talbot: Lobster!◊
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)
Talbot: Harriman, he's headed your way!
Harriman: I see him!
(WHIRR-CRACKLE)
Lobsterman: GURHOWL.
Harriman: Man, what a BORING job.
dmboogie: Harriman, one more bad joke like that and I'm leaving you here!
(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)
Myers: I'm going down a level. Hey, Freeman, cover my back, will ya?
Freeman: *silence*
(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)
Myst: Hm. Bunch of frozen Eeks here. Looks like Aquatoids to me.◊
(LUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)
dmboogie: Hey, Myst . . . is it just me, or does this colony seem to have a different layout from the others?
Myst: Could be, Boogie. Does seem a bit unfamiliar to me.
(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)
Talbot: I've sighted a lobster! Taking the shot!
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
Talbot: No effect! Bambera?
Bambera: On it!
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
Lobsterman: GURHOWL.
(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)
Myers: Hey, does anyone have any idea where the hell this thing is supposed to be?
dmboogie: It's supposed to be in a room on the lowest level of the colony, with a square observation port in the ceiling above it. We usually just drop a grenade or something on it through that port.
(CLUNK CLUNK SQUELCH SQUELCH SQUELCH)
Calhoun: Uh, Lieutenant . . . that room with the observation port, does it have four small rectangular chambers in it?
dmboogie: Yeah, it does. Why?
Calhoun: I think I found it, sir.◊
dmboogie: Got a grenade?
Calhoun: Yessir.
dmboogie: Okay, then. You get to blow the Synomium Device! Everyone else, loot what you can and bug out back to the entrance!
Calhoun: Aye, sir!
(SQUELCH SQUELCH SQUELCH SQUELCH SQUELCH)
(TINK)
(SQUELCH SQUELCH)
Calhoun: Grenade's in place, sir.
(WHABOOM WHABOOM)
(ASSORTED ALIEN KLAXONS)
dmboogie: Okay, people, that's it! Move, move, move!
(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)
Myst: All present and accounted for, Boogie!
dmboogie: All right, let's get out of here!