Chapter 6: Beware, scray matiral hear, vewer excretion advised.
Linda assasinates Hitler in one second, but it turns out to be a double. The double then melts. Corrupted Self appears and says to Linda: "I killed Cedric Diggery. I made it look liek Vlodemort killed hum. I killed him cuz it felt good. More killing, more more more more more!" He should have an Evil Laugh. But other than that, this is actually In Character. Read Christian Humber Reloaded for more information.
Corupted self ataked Vampire, pale duud who As You Know, is Edward Cullen after Chickification and Lidna.
Corupted self did hypor beam on vampire and so he did shoop da whoop and fired his lazah. That's actually a little exciting.
Vampire dodged barely, getting his shulder burned and he could not longer giev the cold shoulder. (geddit?) Huh, wasn't Vampire the one firing the laser?
pale duud was suddenly taken away into the time stream by corruped slef. And There Was Much Rejoicing, especially from the real Harry Potter characters stuck inside their prison. Who did the evil giggle-laugh. "Muahahahahahahahahaha!"
Lidna punched him with a punch of courage It was discount courage from Honest John's Dealership and he shattered, Yes! but was not dead, No! but had been banished to the dark realm inside the book called the narconobricon. Depending on the length of his imprisonment, it's a maybe.
And then more Nazis showed up, but the time stream opened up. Lidna and friedns wur back in Hogswartz. Just in time to prevent the escape of the real Hogwarts characters.
((OOC:Finished!))
