I have arrived at the halfling slave camp. This sounds like something right up my alley. Too bad these freaks have beaten me to it.
Slave: Thank you lord. You should know that the camp up ahead is defended by rock-throwers. Better find a way to surprise them!
Bah! Who needs the element of surprise when you have strength in numbers? The only thing surprising is that these halflings are able to tie their own boot-laces.
The halfling rock throwers have been made aware of our presence. This will not do. They must be taken care of immediately, no matter the cost.
Slave 2: There are more prisoners over there, but they've got a big ol' Troll guardin' em!
Silence, human! I will be the one to give the orders around here! You let yourselves get captured by creatures half your size! You should pray to whatever gods you believe in and thank them that I even showed up at all!
Gnarl: No sense in dying when there are others willing to do it for you. Fear and awe can be valuable commodities, Sire.
What should I care whether they survive or not? If the humans want me to release them, then let them deal with the troll. Being the natural cowards that they are, they choose to hang back and let me do all of the work.
The halflings have released the large, stinky oaf from its cage. It seems that those thick layers of fat allow it to absorb heat somehow. Such a shame...I wanted so much to roast it alive. Minions! Go do what you do best and die for your Overlord! Failing that, make that Fat Bastard die for its lord!
(a few minutes later, the troll is killed by the Overlord and his minions)
What a pity...all of that fat was unable to shield him from the raining blows of a pack of goblin clubs. And what's this? It seems that the humans have provided an offering for me.
Slave 4: Our liberator! We don't need this crane anymore! You take it!
Excellent! One step closer to establishing my new domain of darkness! I should kill all of them for wasting my time, but it would be more prudent to keep them alive. And they have even opened up the gates to Spree to allow me to conquer it! Ah-hahahaha...this is too easy! Hmm...but before I do this, I should return to my tower and oversee its reconstruction. These goblins could prove useful after all...
