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Pannic2012-06-30 18:18:12

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In the event that you just clicked this more or less at random and have pretty much no idea what this is, allow me to explain:

Fallout: Equestria is a fanfiction, a crossover between the Fallout series of video games and the cartoon My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It may be the single most popular fanfiction in the entire fandom of the latter. The story is 45 chapters long plus an epilogue and an afterwards, clocks in at a word count higher than War and Peace (unless I'm mistaken one tragically misguided fan put the story on Wikipedia's "list of the longest books ever" page. Obviously it was removed), and has a large fanbase of its own, spawning fan art, fan adaptations, music, and even fanfiction of its own.

Fans have praised it for worldbuilding: the story actually does not go for the usual "character from video game meets ponies" premise a lot of lazy crossovers opt for, and instead works it into the backstory how we get from the universe in the show to the post-apocalyptic radioactive wasteland that we recognize from the Fallout games. Or I would recognize it if I'd played the games. As it is, I am waiting for a sale on Steam or GOG. The main characters of the story are all original characters, and they have been praised as "OC ponies done right" and "the best OC ponies in the fandom." In any case, the protagonist Littlepip is fairly instantly recognizable to many in the fandom, whether or not they've read the story. The story's length also qualifies it as something of an "epic." In any case, it has had praise heaped on it and is considered by many to be the best fanfic in the FiM fandom.

At this point, I have cleared chapter 13. I do not think the story deserves the praise it receives. I view it as horrendously overrated. As I go through the story, I will detail my problems with the story, along with general mockery.

The general Fallout: Equestria thread did not approve of my incessant riffing on the story and suggested I take it to a liveblog. Well, that's what I'll do.

A note that for the parts I have already read (the first thirteen chapters), I will be largely dealing from memory. As such, they will most likely not be as detailed as when I return to the stuff I haven't read. In any case, let's get started. Hopefully this isn't redundant as Perpetual Lurker is also doing a liveblog.

EDIT: It seems my complaining cannot be confined to a single fanfic. As such, I have decided to turn this into a multi-story liveblog!

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Unknownlight Since: Dec, 1969
Aug 26th 2013 at 12:30:08 PM
I don't know how to comment on these liveblogs.

Everything is just so self-evidently awful.
ILSS Since: Dec, 1969
Aug 29th 2013 at 3:27:31 AM
There was only one truly harmful curse that I knew from Curses and Counter-Curses. It was the Punctio Curse, which shot a hole into an object almost like a bullet.
I'm reminded of Andrew Hussie's unfinished and unpublished Wizardy Herbert, which starred a Harry Potter parody who never really figured out magic, and so just ran around shooting people with a magical gun because he was an uncreative dipshit.

What is the point of a spell that magically imitates the effects of a gun when there exists a spell that can instantly kill anything?

Hell, what was the point of it at all? It didn't work, and the scene ended canonically.
Pannic Since: Dec, 1969
Aug 29th 2013 at 9:34:11 AM
Apparently Rose gets credit for killing Quirrell for some reason. I dunno.

But you see, that's the funny thing about this story. Rose has all these super-special powers: metamorphmagus abilities, books of other spells, her druid amulet, Void and her martial arts training, and as the series progresses she gets things like a new super-wand, "beastspeak," teleportation, animagus abilities, more druid magic spells, a golden patronus that kills dementors, supposed mastery of Occlumency and Legilimency...

And yet she never really does any better than Harry, who managed to do everything he did without any of this stuff. Sorta makes you wonder which character is actually "better," despite this story's attempts...
JackAlsworth Since: Dec, 1969
Aug 30th 2013 at 7:33:43 AM
For what it's worth, I like your ending better than Halcyon's.
Beacon80 Since: Dec, 1969
Jul 31st 2014 at 4:00:57 PM
Rose: Quirrel's going after the Sorcerer's Stone! "Minnie": Despite our close bond, I don't believe you at all, even though Snape agrees with you. Rose: Well, we'd better go do it ourselves. Because Minnie doesn't believe me, even though Snape agrees with me, and there's absolutely no one else we can possibly talk to.
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