Intentional Clickbait (NEW CROWNER)
Attention-grabbing, sensationalistic content designed to elicit page views.
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ComedyShortsGamer: Alright, what should we name this video, guys? We gotta come up with a title.
PewDiePie: How about "Surgeon Simulator With Dad?"
ComedyShortGamer: Fuck you, we're naming it "What Would YOU Do-" *beat* "Extreme."Clickbait is a term used to describe attention-grabbing, over-the-top, misleading headlines, thumbnails, and content intended to induce clicks from internet users. For the purposes of this page, however, we'll only be listing and discussing parodies and In-Universe examples. Why? Well, Clickbait's definition is a source of complaining on par with any Flame Bait. Read literally, "clickbait" is something of a non-sensical term. Every title is, by definition, clickbait. Every writer wants you to read their work, and titles are designed to grab the reader's attention and entice them to read the story. Even the most hard-boiled reporter writing on the driest subject matters wants readers- financial journalists aren't reporting on international monetary policy for their health. As such, the question of whether a work qualifies as clickbait is often the subject of intense debate, that we don't want to deal with. Even Buzzfeed, a website synonymous with Clickbait, has argued that they don't use Clickbait at all, according to their article "Why Buzzfeed Doesn't Do Clickbait." Even if defining and listing actual Clickbait can be largely subjective, finding an attempt to play with the trend intentionally is objectively feasible. If someone gives an example of Clickbait, it will often fall into one of these types:
- Obnoxiously contrarian "takes."
- Hysterical Listicles- for example, "The Five Most Crazily Overrated Movies YOU Love!"
- Over-the-top teases that promise life-changing information at the end of a story- for example, "What This Mother Did For Her Child Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity." May invoke Could This Happen to You? to play off paranoia.
- Non Indicative Titles, especially those that promise sexual or scandalous content.
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- In episode 8 of Magic of Stella, Yumine fell into one—the title was about the retirement of one of her favourite seiyuus, but turns out to be a restaurant advertisement.
- Parodied by the Belgian comic strip Le Chat, where the titular cat lifts his newspaper so we can see the entire headline, going from "Jacques Chirac Beats His Wife" to "Jacques Chirac Beats His Wife At Scrabble".
- Parodied in the title of the Class (2016) spin-off novel What She Does Next Will Astound You.
- In How I Met Your Mother, Barney gives Marshall a disc link to what he says is software to find his password to be able to see if he passed the bar exam, instead it's a cat video that Barney has been trying to get him to watch.
- The Last Week Tonight with John Oliver segment on Journalism ends with a spoof of Spotlight where the cunning investigator finds opposition in his click-bait minded management, which wants him to focus on click-attractive topics like cats who look like raccoons.
- People of Earth kicks off with a shady journalist interviewing a group of "alien abductees" in order to get out a story with a wacky headline and no real substance. His co-workers even compliment on finding such great clickbait, although the comedy of the show comes from the fact this vacuous clickbait turns out to be true.
- Lemon Demon's song "One Weird Tip" parodies both this and spam email ads.
AND YOU CAN OWN YOUR NAME . NETWITH ALL THE ACTION YOU ARE GONNA GETWITH SELF-HELP TALKS ON CD-ROMAND ONE WEIRD TIP DISCOVERED A MOM
- The Plumbing the Death Star episode "What Kind of Job is Journalism for a Superman?" concludes that Clark Kent would best be employed at Buzzfeed, because then he could write low-effort articles with obnoxious headlines like "16 Things You Think X-Ray Vision Doesn't Work On That It Totally Does" or "If You Were a Kansas Kid You Would Remember THESE."
"It's sad because you know Superman would never realize that that's not journalism."
- This is played with in Pewdiepie's Tuber Simulator where if you activate "Clickbait", the number views on a published video will double for 24 hours or longer.
- B Happy is built on this trope with its Click-O-Rama feature, in which viewers determine the outcome of the story (as well as other tidbits throughout) by being presented with multiple choices to click on. Sometimes this trope is played straight such as Episode 1, which features a Click-O-Rama option to win millions of dollars, only to be taken to a screen saying, "Server is busy." The outcome of Episode 1 and Episode 3 also play this straight.
- Brain Dump parodies the concept of clickbait a few times, with one episode claiming that Rogue One was discreetly pushing some sort of pro-choice agenda, only for Max and Goofball to end up spending half of the episode arguing back and forth over Grandma Brownie's Chocolate Chunker Wunker Bunkers (Now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks!). The other half is Max complaining about some Fridge Logic surrounding the practicality of Astromech droids before realizing he should have thought about the title better.
- Darths & Droids parodied this, by titling one comic page in a common clickbait format: Page 1151: "All They Did Was Have a Chat Over a Bottomless Pit. You Won't Believe What Happens Next".
- Dinosaur Comics has a strip about a man named Jim, who reacted to headlines as clickbait writers expected everyone too. So, he literally could not forget these five facts about cats, he reacted to this video you could not believe with the Platonically perfect skepticism, and number 6 blew his mind, making him a wholly new man. The dinosaurs agree he sounds awesome, even if he would be a great assassin.
- Buzzfeed Christmas reimagines "12 Days of Christmas" as "12 Thing I Actually Got for Christmas":
"12 best drummers of all time.11 pipers whose jaw-droppingly good piping will make you cry.You won't believe what these 10 lords leap over."
- This strip reimagines twentieth-century headlines if they were written to get the most clicks in the internet era, resulting in suck classics as "Most Embarrassing Reactions To The Stock Market Crash [gifs]."
- Buzzfeed Christmas reimagines "12 Days of Christmas" as "12 Thing I Actually Got for Christmas":
- Exaggerated by the Babylon Bee in their article "You Won't BELIEVE What This Clickbait Article Says." The article just describes what the reader's emotional reaction to the article will be without having any actual content.
- ClickHole invokes this with every headline. They even titled a long rambling post "The Time I Spent On A Commercial Whaling Ship Totally Changed My Perspective On The World" which is actually the entire text of Moby-Dick.
- CollegeHumor was one of the first to parody "clickbait" while using that term in their article "If Popular Books Had Clickbait Titles". The disturbing tale of pedophilia described in Lolita is rendered "He's Dating WHO?!?" and The Bible is rendered "This Book Will Change Your Mind About Everything In Just One Thousand Pages."
- The Onion article "How Internet Clickbait Works" describes the process of creating sensationalist content in nine steps, starting with nine days where the brain prepares to have an immediate reaction to "Check this out!" and ending with money mysteriously being earned.
- Rational Wiki's article on clickbait is a Self-Demonstrating Article entitled "This page on clickbait written by a local mom will change your life!!!" The article continues to demonstrate exaggerated titles like that in its headers, which are all in the style of "Mindblowing COMMON EXAMPLES of Clickbait that can't be unseen."
- Parodied in "How To Lose Weight In 4 Easy Steps!", which starts out looking like it's about broad tricks to lose weight until the third step begins to detail the life of an insecure man recovering from a harsh break-up.
- In Barshens, there is a recurring feature called Sharticles. In that feature, Stuart and another presenter, usually Barry, look at 'slow news' publications. When the articles aren't reporting on completely trivial matters (IE - a church stacking their chairs in a different manner), they branch into this. Specifically, one article suggested that Justin Bieber visited the small town the article was from, but the text of the article made it clear that Bieber's private jet had only flown over the town.
- critikal compares YouTube clickbait to the programming of the Discovery Channel in a video-long Take That! called "Phelps vs Shark," which is about the misleading marketing leading up to Michael Phelps' race against a computer-generated shark.
- Four Ams And Hog have The Clickbait Song, whose lyrics consist mostly of clickbaity titles.
- h3h3productions video "Why Is this Video on the TRENDING Tab???" accuses YouTube of encouraging the use of sensational titles over actual content, specifically by taking apart a fake prank video that trended. It even includes a black-and-white, slow-motion sequence where Ethan tries to resist clicking on the video, but since it says "MUST WATCH," he physically has to click the link.
- One of the videos from I Hate Everything is titled "5 Epic Ways to Be a YouTube Celebrity!" It even has a check-mark in the title. The thumbnail has PewDiePie, Markiplier, a hot chick's face, and another hot chick's booty surrounded by a red circle with an arrow pointed at it. In the video, Alex discusses clickbait and various tactics that some YouTube channels use to garner clicks, such as everything in the title of his video as well as what he put in his own thumbnail.
- Jacks Films
- The video "I Have Something To Tell You" has a thumbnail with the creator on the verge of tears and opens with him struggling to speak as he tries to admit something... before he says he created the video title and faked crying to emotionally manipulate the viewer into clicking the video. And then he raps about it.
- "The CLICKBAIT Game" has Jack list all of his fans attempts to make clickbait titles out of everyday situations like "I ate Chinese food." From that simple challenge, we get divine listicles like "DOES CHINESE FOOD MAKE YOU GAY?", "MY BEARD GOT DRUNK (THREESOME!?)", and "why im shutting down my channel (not clickbait)."
- "YIAY 354" features fan-made thumbnails for Jack's videos, most of which exaggerate Clickbait staples like light nudity, giant red arrows, promises of face reveals, guilt-tripping, and the obligatory (not clickbait) text. The thumbnail that he loves the most is one that says "Youtube DELETING THUMBNAILS?", which he would use if he didn't want to be sadistically manipulative.
- One of the Joueur du Grenier's videos ended with asking people to subscribe to their new channel by clicking the link. Several fake ads then appeared ranging from "Subscribe and become a hero" (a bunch of kittens in a field), "What the Cut episode 36", "Free Money", "Meet girls in your area" (JDG in a bad Hatsune Miku cosplay), and "Increase your Penis" (Dr. Robotnik).
- Parodied by YouTuber TheOdd1sOut. One of his videos is titled "DO CLICKBAIT TITLES AND THUMBNAILS ACTUALLY WORK?!?!?!", and its thumbnail is nothing but the words "CLICK ME" over a rainbow background. The video itself is simply a 1-second clip of TheOdd1sOut saying "Yeah, apparently." in response to the video's title.
- The announcement video for the end of PBS Idea Channel has the description "(NOT CLICKBAIT), as the kids say." This is a parody of the trend to use all-caps and claims not to be clickbait as a tactic in clickbait, with the irony being that the video is not clickbait and Idea Channel really was ending.
- PewDiePie parodies, discusses, and criticizes the practice in "YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS CLICKBAIT (PewDiePie React)", by looking through a variety of videos with clickbait, spoiling the fact that their titles don't reflect the content, and then ending with a brief Author Filibuster on how clickbait is necessary to succeed on YouTube, even if it isn't ideal.
"I can spend days on a video, and it can get less views than a video we shit out in ten minutes... that has a better title."
- The Philip De Franco Show's "Clickbait Clickbait, Suspending Hypocrites, and Saying Goodbye to SourceFed" features a discussion of controversy when Phil mentions a cosplayer solely to put her in the thumbnail. He questions if it's really clickbait if he discusses it in the video and ends up astounded by how many times he's said the word until he jumps right into the video's actual content.
- RedLetterMedia has mocked the use of flashy titles and thumbnails to compensate for shallow content in videos about the Star Wars franchise. So far, they've parodied this in "Star Wars: The Force Awakens Clickbait Video!", "The top ten things YOU didn't know about Darth Vader's suit!", and "Star Wars Rogue One Trailer Breakdown No. 6,387."
- Saberspark discusses the nature of clickbait in this video (And for bonus points, the thumbnail was of Lapis Lazuli dressed as a Playboy Bunny).
- The Amazing World of Gumball episode "The Internet" sees an Anthropomorphic Personification of the World Wide Web defend itself by directing time-wasting content like "100 Funny Animals in Hats" and "Top 100 Fails of All Time" at its enemies, who proceed to waste tens of hours trying to resist the urge to keep clicking.
- One of the characters from BoJack Horseman has an ex who works at Buzzfeed and exclusively writes articles with countdown articles with presumptive titles like "Five Shocking Facts From New BoJack Book." One episode, he spends a week writing an article called "Nine Jokes From the '90s We Haven't Stopped Laughing at," only for it to turn out he's been writing gibberish for a week and only intends to put actual words in the article write before submitting it.
- In the South Park episode "Sponsored Content," a man reading an elementary school newspaper is shocked to find news and not be sucked into clickable slideshows and top 10 lists. Remembering looking for news online, he imagines himself running in a void being bombarded with Buzzfeed articles, GEICO advertisements, and vague titles that promise that you will react emotionally.
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