When you see this person at a party, you dive behind a potted plant. When you find yourself having to talk to them at work, you pray that there's still a full pot of coffee. This person is a source of dread to everyone in the main cast, and they will do almost anything to avoid a conversation with them. Why? They are so unutterably, interminably dull. Usually, they are completely oblivious to the agony they cause, and often they're too nice for anyone in the cast to want to hurt their feelings, although this isn't always so. Some of them are aware of how uninteresting everyone else finds them and simply don't care, or they'll exploit the rules of common etiquette or a position of authority to "enlighten" their victims with their droning. In any case, getting into a conversation with them is like getting caught in Hollywood quicksand: unless someone or something interrupts, you won't be able to escape being sucked down into a bottomless pit of monotony. Expect this character to partake in some Incredibly Lame Fun. Not related to The Comically Serious, where a boring person gets laughs by having funny things happen to her while she reacts completely seriously. In-universe examples only, please. This about other characters finding someone boring, not audience members. Also, No Real Life Examples, Please!! We all know someone like this and don't need the page filled with that one teacher, relative, or politician you know. Indeces: Character Flaw Index, Boredom Tropes
- A Running Gag in Airplane! is Ted Striker telling the passenger he's sitting next to an anecdote about his past. The anecdote goes into a flashback, then when we return to the present the other passenger has been Driven to Suicide by boredom.
- Prince Valium in Space Balls is so boring he puts himself to sleep.
- Essentially every role ever that Ben Stein has ever had. (Examples: his One-Scene Wonder in Ferris Bueller's Day Off and the Western Animation example below).
- In Harry Potter, Professor Binns is infamous for his ability to put students to sleep as soon as he starts teaching his class.
- Gilles Ponsi in Reflections of Eterna has a tendency to bore the hell out of people near him, especially with his attempts at poetry, but is completely oblivious to this fact and takes offense at them not appreciating his company.
- In Pride and Prejudice, everyone who knows Mr. Collins will use any excuse to avoid his pomposity and endless sycophantry towards Lady Catherine de Bourgh.
- Frank Pickle of The Vicar of Dibley loves to tell the story of that time the pub completely ran out of crisps and does enthralling impressions of his second cousin, before and after tonsillectomy.
- Father Austin Purcell of Father Ted, resident Motor Mouth who the other priests despite getting into a conversation with. Inverted with Father Fitzgerald, who is aware of his extremely dreary, boring voice and actually manages to use it as a Chekov's Gun.
- In the Ripping Yarns episode "The Testing of Eric Olthwaite" Eric is considered extremely boring to everyone due to his interests: rain, shovels, and black pudding. After he gets a job at a bank and gets kidnapped by a bank robber who it turns out has the same interests. They go on a "crime" wave of measuring rainfall and he becomes interesting to the general public, despite not changing at all.
- Star Trek: The Next Generation: Commander Hutchinson's receptions are dreaded by the Enterprise's senior staff thanks to his limitless ability to talk about absolutely nothing. Fortunately for them, Data has recently written a subroutine for "small talk" that needs to be tested.
- The Doctor from Star Trek: Voyager becomes this as he starts taking up hobbies, which involve boring the crew half to death with his slide shows.
- The Monty Python's Flying Circus sketch Vocational Guidance Counsellor has a man who wants to change jobs, and has taken some aptitude tests to determine which one best suits his personality. On learning that this job is chartered accountant, he protests that he already is one, and he wants to change because the job is so desperately dull. It ends with an appeal by the counselor for donations to "prevent chartered accountancy."
Counsellor: Yes, but you see, Mr. Anchovy, your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. Our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. And whereas in most professions these would be considerable drawbacks, in chartered accountancy they are a positive boon.
Badger: My wife Maureen ran off with a bottle of Bell's whisky during the Aberdeen versus Raith Rovers match which ended in a goalless draw. Robson particularly, in goal, had a magnificent first half, his fine positional sense preventing the build-up of any severe pressure on the suspect Aberdeen defence. Mc Loughlan missed an easy chance to clinch the game towards the final whistle but Raith must be well satisfied with their point.Interviewer: Do please go on. This is the least fascinating conversation I've ever had.
- "The Silliest Interview We've Ever Done" had Mr. Badger.
- The protagonist of "Mr. Pither's Cycling Tour" is one of those terrifying people who go on and on about their favorite hobby at stupefying length, not recognizing that the person he's talking to has no interest in cycling, is not listening, or even that they are having a private conversation.
- In "The Gits," Mr. A Sniveling Little Rat-Faced Git's wife Dreary Fat Boring Old probably qualifies.
- Barney Miller has Inspector Luger, an old cop who shamelessly exploits Barney's good nature to endlessly repeat his (occasionally horrifying) stories about his old buddies Brownie, Foster, and Kleiner.
- Sheldon Cooper of The Big Bang Theory has this as one of his many flaws. He considers his friends' lack of interest to be evidence of their intellectual inferiority.
- On Friends, one of Monica's boyfriends was "Fun Bobby", who turned out to be an alcoholic. Once he sobered up, however, he became "Ridiculously Dull Bobby".
- Paranoia adventure The Yellow Clearance Black Box Blues. Angela-G-OGO is a food processing supervisor who loves to talk about food additives. She does it so much that she has bored all of her co-workers blind on the subject, and even Internal Security finds her boringly loyal. However, this is just a front: Angela is in fact Screaming
- Homestar Runner:
- Strong Sad is dreary and depressing, and even his body is grey. Thanks to the fact that few people around him care about being polite, he's fully aware that they can't stand him, but he still makes an effort to get them interested in his poetry.
- One of the Strong Bad E-mails deals with strategies to drive off the "office dullard."
- Maechen, the Mr. Exposition of Final Fantasy X, tends to deliver his knowledge in interminable lectures. In the sequel one dialogue option has Yuna begging him to stop.
- The Animaniacs sketch 'Chairman of the Bored', which introduces Francis "Pip" Pumphandle. He is this, The Thing That Would Not Leave and a repeated example of The Cat Came Back, driving The Warner Brothers (and Sister) to near-suicidal (and homicidal) despair during the sketch. Voiced by Ben Stein for higher-caliber boredom.
- Buzz Killington from Family Guy, a phenomenally boring Englishman with a Meaningful Name.
- In The Simpsons, Marge is sometimes this during her Not So Above It All moments. While she often chastises Homer for being irresponsible and wild, most of her attempts to create sane and thoughtful past times are usually treated as even more unbearable by the family.
- One of Rocky And Bullwinkle's Fractured Fairy Tales was about Leaping Beauty, a beautiful girl who leaps about spreading joy and cheer, until she runs afoul of a witch, who curses her to become a bore, after which she literally puts the entire kingdom to sleep with her incessant prattling.
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