Do we already have something like this? (Tried Lost and Found
, no luck so far) Possibly Needs a Better Description
A character makes a threat, like "If you want her, you'll have to kill me first". Unfortunately, the person they're threatening decides to respond to this not as a threat but in Exact Words
terms and as an offer or opening bid.
A specific sub-type of both Tempting Fate
and the related Be Careful What You Say
. Apart from the "you'll have to kill me first" version already cited, Threat Backfire
is also a common effect of telling someone they have to Go Through Me
, responding to someone else's threat with You and What Army?
, or using virtually any Stock Phrase
featuring the words "over my dead body" or "from my cold, dead fingers". Also a common response to implied threats on the lines of "Oh yeah? And what are you
gonna do about it?" when the threatened person treats this as if it were a real request for information, to be answered with a practical demonstration of more or less devastating force, accompanied by the answer "This".
This one has a few variables:
1) The person being threatened is not
being funny, just very literal-minded or socio-linguistically tone-deaf. The Unfunny
will often give this kind of response, as will characters who were Raised by Wolves
. May also be caused by or overlap with Blunt Metaphors Trauma
. Depending on the size and menacingness of the threatened, this one can also be a case of Do Not Taunt Cthulhu
2) The person being threatened knows it's a threat, but decides to take it at the Exact Words
face value for comic effect at the other's expense. Most common when the person threatened is a Trickster
or Deadpan Snarker
On the other side of the coin
3) The person making the threat is either grandstanding or bluffing, and now finds they have to follow through, possibly to their own defeat, if they're even given time to respond at all (straight version).
4) The person making the threat means it literally, even if they might be hoping it doesn't have to come to that: not quite such a straight play, but still straight-ish. May lead to an Oh, Crap
moment on the threat-issuer's part.
5) The person making the threat is exploiting the fact that it will be taken in Exact Words
terms, adding elements of I Know You Know I Know
and possibly Bugs Bunny
to the situation.
- In Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("Buffy versus Dracula"), Xander, who has been Renfielded, tells Riley that if he wants "The Master" "you will have to go through me first". Riley flatly responds "Okey-dokey" and punches him out of the way.
- In Neverwhere, Richard tells Croup and Vandemar that if they want Door, they'll have to kill him first. Vandemar is (quite unironically) delighted: "Thanks!"
- From Men In Black:
Bug: Place projectile weapon on the ground.
Edgar: You can have my gun, when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.
Bug: Your proposal is acceptable.
Doc Ock: [entering the carriage] He's MINE!
Train Passenger: You want to get to him, you gotta go through me!
[All the other passengers take up his claim and surround Spider-Man]
Doc Ock: Very well...
- And, of course...Star Wars:
Greedo: Jabba's through with you. He has no use for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.
Han Solo: Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?
Greedo: You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship.
Han Solo: Over my dead body!
Greedo: That's the idea... I've been looking forward to this for a long time.