Created By: Omeganian on October 14, 2011
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Barbed Penis

The male counterpart to Vagina Dentata.

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I remember two cases. One is in The Sword of Truth, where women had to have sex with an appropriately equipped demon to receive a power boost, the other is mentioned in The Salvation War. Can anyone give any other examples?
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  • October 14, 2011
    DracMonster
    Truth In Television for cats, males actually do have spines there, because the female has to feel pain to trigger the reproductive process.
  • October 14, 2011
    wanderlustwarrior
    Some times I think to myself, "why would someone create a creature like that?".

    And then I imagine God thinks to himself, in his eternal warped humor, "Why the hell not?"
  • October 14, 2011
    Mozgwsloiku
    Do we really need this? We already have Naughty Tentacles and Combat Tentacles
  • October 14, 2011
    Omeganian
    And which of the two fits the examples given?
  • October 14, 2011
    TechUnadept
    ^^ tentacle cock=/=spiky cock. Cat from Red Dwarf
  • October 14, 2011
    KTera
  • October 14, 2011
    feotakahari
    Referenced, but thankfully never seen, in the hentai manga Hiroshi: Strange Love. Humans' lack of this is why a Cat Girl thinks it's boring to have sex with human men.
  • October 14, 2011
    somerandomdude
    Not sure if this is really an example, but in Seven, the serial killer kills the Lust victim by raping her with a bladed condom-thing.
  • October 14, 2011
    foxley
    In Ramba, one woman is murdered by being forced to have sex with a man who has his penis encased in bladed sheath.
  • October 14, 2011
    SharleeD
    Seems like "Barbed" may be too specific, to judge by the examples so far.
  • October 14, 2011
    surgoshan
    • As I understand, bears, like cats, have hair on their penises that face the rear, but not because of pain, but because of stimulation. Don't think "fishhook", think "rake".
  • October 14, 2011
    surgoshan
    ^^ That may be because Most Writers Are Male, and thus spend less time thinking about what women might have cause to fear.
  • October 15, 2011
    AgProv
    In one of the Red Dwarf spin-off novels, the Cat (a hominoid feline, remember) finally gets to lose his virginity with a human girl... but forgets he has the feline quality of a hooked and barbed penis...
  • October 15, 2011
    Ryuuma
    Ouch. See also the (about-to-be-launched) trope Serrated Blade Of Pain.
  • October 19, 2011
    Tambov333
  • October 19, 2011
    SirPsychoSexy
    For some reason I want to call this Doom Penis...

    For a different type of penis-induced pain, see Gag Penis.
  • October 19, 2011
    LordKilgar
    Kinda surprised it hasn't been mentioned yet, but it is definitely in Comedy Central's Ugly Americans. I would suggest it be broader than Barbed, but as names go I think "Barbed Penis" or "Barbed Shaft" is usually the most common reference, even if a number of the examples given include a number of other nasty things. Seems to fall into the category of "things that make bad things worse" since (aside from the frequent catgirl examples) it seems that any activities involving a Barbed Penis would not likely be consensual.
  • October 20, 2011
    Tambov333
  • October 20, 2011
    UglyShirts
    This post-9/11 Onion article ("Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell") makes a reference to the damned "being hollowed out and used as prophylactics by thorn-cocked Gulbuth The Rampant."
  • October 20, 2011
    fulltimeD
  • October 21, 2011
    feotakahari
  • October 22, 2011
    TechUnadept
    Zero Punctuation has `being smacked around by Satan`s spiky todger` as a metaphor for playing a really bad game, i forgot which one, and shows a Big Red Devil with a spiky censor bar over his groin.
  • October 22, 2011
    SharleeD
    In The Shattered World, the Cthon ruler Sestihaculas, Lord of Serpents, has a live snake for a penis, complete with venomous fangs. Does that count?
  • October 22, 2011
    KevinKlawitter
    Related to the Seven example mentioned above, at one point in The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence the main character, aroused by the sight of a full Human Centipede anally rapes the woman at the end with his penis wrapped in razor wire. Yeah.
  • October 22, 2011
    matfac
    Not quite barbed, but the protagonist of Tetsuo:The Iron Man had his penis mutated into a drill
  • October 22, 2011
    Jordan
    In The Algebraist by Iain M Banks, the Big Bad has what could be accurately described as a "swiss army penis", that can dispense poisons, truth serum, etc. Not sure if a spiked feature was mentioned, but even if not, I think it's close enough.

    Not sure if this counts, but at one point early in Book Of The New Sun, one of the torturers who teaches the protagonist informs him that he has been assigned to rape a noblewoman captive. He plans to do it naturally, but as a back-up, was given a hard metal one to use.
  • October 23, 2011
    Xzenu
    Tabletop Games
  • October 23, 2011
    yrrw
    How about just "Painus" as a title? It's a winner in terms of brevity, and probably pretty self-explanatory.
  • October 23, 2011
    PacificState
    Major Painis, cupcake?
  • October 24, 2011
    yrrw
    Yes, 'Major Painus' fleshes the title out nicely, if you'll forgive the bad pun. I'd go with that.
  • October 24, 2011
    hevendor717
    Characters with spikes elsewhere often have a Barbed Penis in Rule Thirty Four. For example, Bowser/King Koopa.
  • October 24, 2011
    DRCEQ
    That Gag Penis comparison doesn't work. That trope is: Large Penis = COMEDY.
  • November 1, 2011
    Tambov333
    Major Painis sounds like Subversion of Biggus Dickus by the ways of Reality Ensues. Tropable, but off topic.
  • November 1, 2011
    NESBoy
    Sorry, KevinKlawitter already contributed my suggestion.
  • November 1, 2011
    Tambov333
  • November 19, 2011
    Tambov333
    Bump.
  • November 20, 2011
    Ryuuma
    @ fulltimeD Hey hey hey! Don't start snowcloning!!
  • November 20, 2011
    Tambov333
    What's the problem? In both cases an object far longer then it's wide has barbs/hooks/etc. that scrape flesh when moved back and forth. And anyway, I was the one snowcloning. :-P
  • November 20, 2011
    GuesssWho
    Just call it Barbed Penis, it's the usual term.
  • December 14, 2011
    bulmabriefs144
    Demons in most fiction, in the form of their tails can loosely be viewed as this, making female demons sorta like male angels (haloes vaguely resemble a certain hole in the female body).

    There was one hentai that actually put this to use, too.
  • December 15, 2011
    bibbles
    A punchline, "barbed" and all, in Super Stupor http://www.superstupor.com/sust12272010.shtml
  • January 4, 2012
    EdnaWalker
    Bump?
  • March 27, 2012
    Tambov333
  • March 30, 2012
    captainsandwich
    I heard the cat thing is a myth.

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