Here's one for stock phrases: "Two hits; I hit you, you hit the ground!" This is one I've heard a few times. One straight example is Donny Donowicz in Inglourious Basterds
. Also, two variations: Ken Titus
to his girlfriend's gay ex: "There's gonna be three hits; me hitting you, you hitting the floor, then you hitting on the ambulance driver." And in The Devil's Rejects
: "Two hits; I hit you, your dick hits the dirt!"