You arrive home, tired from work/school/bumming around and are greeted by a stunning beauty, who you may or may not know and who may or may not be wearing a Naked Apron
, who asks if you want to eat, take a bath first, or just skip straight to dessert. Rarely, if ever, played straight - she will either be a mysterious stranger who insists she is your wife or is going to be, or a friend/relative
who is messing with you.
- Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko - subverted by Meme: "Do you want food, a bath, or.. my daughter?"
- Invoked and taken Up to Eleven by Nyarko in the Nyarko-san anime:
"You must've had a hard day at work. Would you like to start with me? Or would you prefer me first? Or maybe you'd like... me?"
- Kono Naka ni Hitori, Imouto ga Iru!: Invoked in Shougo's Imagine Spot in episode 11.
- Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo: Subverted by Misaki in the firt episode:
"Would you like dinner? Or a bath? Or maybe... ma-wa-shi?[[hottip:*:A Sumo's loincloth - an intentional corruption of "Watashi" ("Me"). She also tries "tawashi", a scrubbing brush - Sorata implores her to get to the "Watashi" part already.]]"
- Saki alluded to in Kyoutaro's imagine spot of Nodoka in episode 4.
"Welcome home darling. Would you like something to eat? Or maybe a bath? Or perhaps..."
- Muv-Luv Alternative: Total Eclipse: An abridged version from Cui
"Your wife's delicious mabo tofu is ready! Eh? you'd rather have me than the food?"
- Mafuyu, while play-acting as Sugisaki's wife in Seitokai no Ichizon Lv. 2:
"Welcome home, Darling. Will you start with dinner? Or a bath? Or... Nakameguro-sempai