Food, a bath, or me
An anime/manga trope - you arrive home and are greeted by a woman who makes this offer.
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You arrive home, tired from work/school/bumming around and are greeted by a stunning beauty, who you may or may not know and who may or may not be wearing a Naked Apron, who asks if you want to eat, take a bath first, or just skip straight to dessert. Rarely, if ever, played straight - she will either be a mysterious stranger who insists she is your wife or is going to be, or a friend/relative who is messing with you.

Examples:

  • Denpa Onna To Seishun Otoko - subverted by Meme: "Do you want food, a bath, or.. my daughter?"
  • Invoked and taken Up To Eleven by Nyarko in the Nyarko-san anime:
    "You must've had a hard day at work. Would you like to start with me? Or would you prefer me first? Or maybe you'd like... me?"
  • Kono Naka Ni Hitori Imouto Ga Iru: Invoked in Shougo's Imagine Spot in episode 11.
  • Sakurasou No Pet Na Kanojo: Subverted by Misaki in the firt episode:
    "Would you like dinner? Or a bath? Or maybe... ma-wa-shi?[[hottip:*:A Sumo's loincloth - an intentional corruption of "Watashi" ("Me"). She also tries "tawashi", a scrubbing brush - Sorata implores her to get to the "Watashi" part already.]]"
  • Saki alluded to in Kyoutaro's imagine spot of Nodoka in episode 4.
    "Welcome home darling. Would you like something to eat? Or maybe a bath? Or perhaps..."
  • Muv Luv Alternative Total Eclipse: An abridged version from Cui
    "Your wife's delicious mabo tofu is ready! Eh? you'd rather have me than the food?"
  • Mafuyu, while play-acting as Sugisaki's wife in Seitokai no Ichizon Lv. 2:
    "Welcome home, Darling. Will you start with dinner? Or a bath? Or... Nakameguro-sempai?"
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