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Miss Flamiel: "Yakko, can you count to 100?"
Yakko: "One, two, skip a few, 99, 100!"
Miss Flamiel: "No, give me all the numbers!"Losing Count.
- There's a MAD Magazine comic featuring two guys at the gym, one of whom is counting "..105, 106, 107..". The other says "You must have awesome strength to do that many reps." "It's mind over matter. Whenever a pretty girl walks by, I start counting at 100".
- Used twice in Calvin And Hobbes. In one strip he's doing push-ups and his counting is well in the hundreds, because he claims exercise is more rewarding if you count what it feels like. In another he's jump-roping, and is counting in the millions because higher numbers give him more time to jump over the rope.
- A variant from the Sgt Bilko movie, during a surprise inspection by Major Thorn, the title character has to tell one of his out-of-shape men to "drop and give me twenty". While the Major is distracted by something else, Bilko mercifully says "And 20", even though the private only managed about one and a half pushups.
- Monsters Versus Aliens: The Missing Link is lifting weights when Susan walks by. "Seven, eight, nine hundred ninety-nine, one thousand."
- Reversed in Spaceballs during the self-destruct countdown.
Computer: Nine. Eight. Six.Skroob: Six?! W-what happened to seven?Computer: Just kidding!
- And who can forget King Arthur from Monty Python And The Holy Grail
King Arthur: One, two, Five!His servant what'shisname: Three, sir!King Arthur: Three!
- In Home Alone, Kevin watches a gangster movie called "Angels with Filthy Souls" which features a scene where Johnny, the main character, sees off a fellow gangster:
Johnny: Hey. I tell ya what I'm gonna give you, Snakes.[Johnny pulls out his tommygun]Johnny: I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts fulla lead!Snakes: All right, Johnny, I'm sorry! I'm going!Johnny: One...two...ten![Snakes gets thoroughly ventilated as Johnny laughs maniacally]Johnny: Keep the change, ya filthy animal!
- A variant in an episode of Red Dwarf, when Rimmer is trying to dictate an essay for a practice astronomy exam question, "What does the red spectrum tell us about quasars?" - although it's clear that he has no idea what a red spectrum or a quasar is. Lister enters the room and Rimmer immediately skips to "...in conclusion, this comprehensively answers the question of what the red spectrum tells us about quasars."
- In the stage adaptation of Allo Allo, a scene begins with Herr Flick doing push-ups; when his love interest Helga enters, he adds a thousand to his count.
- Don Draper does this by the book in a Season 1 episode of Mad Men. He's doing push-ups in his bedroom, counting under his breath, and when his wife enters the room he abruptly goes from single digits to somewhere in the nineties.
- As another example, the song Heroes by Sunday Driver has this directly in the lyrics: "Now I better stay home, counting brain cells. One, two, skip a few. Put them up for resale."
- Israeli playwright Khanokh Levin once wrote a skit satirising the peace talks between Israel and Egypt, showing the leaders of both sides in an ‘introductory round’, pondering meaningfully before giving a slightly higher number in an apparently meaningless count, making the mediator quickly lose his patience. When both of them have to leave for some time and leave him to continue in their place, he uses their absence to speed up the counting until he ‘reaches’ 2000 and declares the round over.
- In The Lost Crown, Nancy skips at least half the numbers when she's supposed to be counting to thirty in a game of hide-and-seek.
- At one point in Schlock Mercenary, Tagon has mines limpeted to an enemy warship and gives then until the count of ten before he detonates one.
Tagon: One. Two. Ten. [detonates mine] Oops, I think I skipped seven.Kevyn: My mother would argue you also skipped nine-and-a-half.
- In the Animaniacs episode, "Chalkboard Bungle", Miss Flamiel asks Yakko to count to 100. Yakko counts to two before skipping to 99. When Miss Flamiel tells him to give her all the numbers, Yakko reminds her the cartoon's only six minutes long, implying that he has the ability to count all the numbers, just not the time to do so.
- Bugs Bunny cartoon "Racketeer Rabbit":
Hugo (a Peter Lorre expy): Rocky, the money, Rocky."Rocky (an Edward G. Robinson expy): Oh yeah, yeah." (counting:) One for you and one for me. Two for you and one, two for me. Three for you and one, two, three for me."
- The catch phrase of the Ghost Busters, when shooting off their guns. "On, three. Three!" In one episode, the veteran member explicitly instructs the younger members to wait for him to count.
- In Superman:The Animated Series, Lobo is introduced this way
Lobo: Okay on the count of 10, I'm gonna slag this dump (paraphrased)Lobo: Ooooone, TEN![Lobo pulls out a big gun, scene cuts to outside the bar with blasts of light creating holes in its structure from the inside]
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