Line #13 YouNoTakeCandle/WebOriginal


1	[[folder:Blogs]]
2	* In ''Blog/HamstersParadise'', the baywulves (the second group of sapient species to evolve) talk with short sentences that contain few verbs.
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5	[[folder:Web Animation]]
6	* As [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]] points out in one of his e-mails, Strong Mad has a very "tenuous grasp on the English language". Not to mention that Strong Mad tends to yell almost everything to near incoherent levels.
7	-->'''Strong Bad:''' Hey, Strong Mad. What's...uh...what's my favorite movie?
8	-->'''Strong Mad:''' GARBLEDINA!
9	** This is {{Lampshade\|Hanging}}d in one instance in which he clearly asks, "Did you just say parakeet?" to a hyperactive Strong Sad.
10	** [[RuleOfFunny While inhaling helium doesn't make Strong Mad's voice change,]] somehow [[ItMakesSenseInContext siphoning bandwidth from a garden hose does]], though he's still rather incoherent.
11	-->'''Strong Mad:''' I'M A WEBSITE!
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14	[[folder:Webcomics]]
15	* Webcomic/{{Polandball}}, particularly because the first creators were not native English speakers.
16	** Later it becomes a rule that any countryball which doesn't speak English as native language automatically speaks "broken English".
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19	[[folder:Websites]]
20	* Used for horror in [[http://www.somethingawful.com/series/34.php Instruction for a Help]] and [[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/instruction-for-america.php the explanation]].
21	-->Human The Bodie is wonderful thing. It is is made from ''[[color:red:MEAT]].''
22	* ''Website/NotAlwaysRelated'': [[http://notalwaysright.com/hes-been-dealt-with/ "You can't math!"]] "Yeah? Well ''you'' can't ENGLISH!"
23	* ''Website/SCPFoundation'':
24	** [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-811 SCP-811]]: "Dockty. What want?"
25	** And of course, Captain Strelnikov's legendary training manual, [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/reddawn Killing the Enemies And His Family Too.]]
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28	[[folder:Web Videos]]
29	* ''WebVideo/HonestTrailers'' did the trailer for ''Film/{{Moonfall}}'' in [[TerseTalker short]] and often broken caveman-like English to highlight how dumb the movie is. ("Director Creator/RolandEmmerich hate world. His movies make everything explode. But with nothing left on Earth to boom, now, he blow up... Moon.")
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32	!!Other
33	* ''WebOriginal/LOLCats'' has pictures of cats with words meant to be the dialogue of the cats that is written in this syntax with spelling errors as well. A famous example is the popular "I can Haz Cheezburger" meme. This is added to make the cats seem dumb and/or cute.
34	* [[Roleplay/YouAtFinalBoss YOU AT FINAL BOSS. HE GIANT LICH ON TOP OF TOWER. YOU WANT KILL HIM.]]
35	* The "You see Ivan" meme, originally from ''{{VideoGame/Stalker}}'', features (presumably) Russians applying InsaneTrollLogic and TestosteronePoisoning to weapons in bad English.
36	--> You see Ivan\
37	when hold pistol like rifle\
38	you shall never shoot the inaccurate\
39	for fear of shooting fingers\
40	\
41	Observe Vladimir,\
42	when hold rifle like pistol\
43	you STRONGER than recoil\
44	for fear of hitting face.
45	* [[http://www.m1-garand-rifle.com/ivan-chesnokov.php Ivan Chesnokov]] uses similar language to express his views on the modification of Russian-made guns.
46	--> WHY YOU WANT RAIL FOR KALASHNIKOV? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM IZHEVSK MECHANICAL WORKS? YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH ARMY OF RUSSIA! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, TRADE STORY OF MANY WEAPONS DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR ENGINEERING!\
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48	OR MAYBE YOU NOT DO THIS. PROBABLY IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER DESIGN WEAPON IN WHOLE LIFE. YOU LOOK AT FINE RUSSIAN RIFLE, THINK IT NEED CRAZY SHIT STICK ON ALL SIDES OF WEAPON. YOU HAVE DISEASE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST, CHANGE THING THAT IS FINE FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO LOOK DIFFERENT FROM COMRADE. YOU PUT CHEAP FLASHLIGHT OF CHINESE SLAVE FACTORY ON ONE SIDE, YOU PUT BAD SCOPE OF AMERICAN MIDDLE WEST ON OTHER SIDE, YOU PUT FRONT PISTOL GRIP ON BOTTOM SO YOU ARE LIKE AMERICAN MOVIE GUY JOHN RAMBO. MAYBE YOU PUT SEX DILDO ON TOP TO FUCK YOURSELF IN ASSHOLE FOR MAKING SHAMEFUL TRAVESTY OF RIFLE OF MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, NO?\
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