1 | The Grandma's Kisses Dub is an infamous GagDub of the ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' episode "[[Recap/SpongebobSquarepantsS2E6GrandmasKissesSquidville Grandma's Kisses]]", created by Website/YouTube user greenday12688. Watch it [[http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/128525/ here]], or if that doesn't work, [[https://archive.org/details/vimeo-169635739 archive.org has it as well]], under the title "Grandma's Kisses -- Bad Version". |
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3 | !!These tropes would not be seen with Gumby. Maybe Pokey, but not Gumby: |
4 | * BigBreastPride: Parodied. |
5 | -->'''Patrick:''' Allow me to demonstrate. First, show me your tits! ''(puffs out his chest; [=SpongeBob=] does the same)'' Oh, wow! Look at them titties!\ |
6 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Thank you. They're real. |
7 | * BlackIsBiggerInBed: Patrick's comment about Denzel Washington. He claims that grandmothers love him because they love black men with "really huge dicks". |
8 | * CallBack: In the intro, the narrator mentions that he called the viewer a "faggot" before in the less-known "Ripped Pants" dub. |
9 | * CallingTheOldManOut: "Oh my god, you are a raunchy old woman! All those years with Grandpa really made you a dirty bitch!" |
10 | * {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Most of the characters, often cutting themselves off mid-thought. |
11 | * ClusterFBomb: As to be expected from such a GagDub. This exchange is most noteworthy: |
12 | -->'''Guy at the Restaurant:''' Fuckin' floppy fish? You're a fuckin' ass-bang you fuckin' shithead! Fuck you! ''(everyone laughs)'' Yeah, alright, you wanna fuckin' laugh, sardine-fuckin' shithead? Fuckin' flopping and flopping in your fuckin' asshole... I'm gonna take it out, [[AssShove I'm gonna jam it in your rear-end]], and [[GroinAttack stick it in your stigola]]!\ |
13 | '''Everyone Else:''' Hey, fuck you, asshole! |
14 | * ComicallyMissingThePoint: All the time. |
15 | -->'''Grandma:''' [=SpongeBob=], [[VideoGame/BadDudes the president was kidnapped by ninjas]], and you're sitting here with that boner looking at my titties, you fuck!\ |
16 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Thank you, Grandma, my boner is quite a wonder. |
17 | * DirtyOldWoman: Grandma [=SquarePants=] is by far the most perverted character in the entire video. |
18 | -->'''Squidward:''' [=SpongeBob=], you mother's a nice woman, but [[LampshadeHanging your grandma's a whore]]. |
19 | * EveryoneHasStandards: Even considering how horny [=SpongeBob=] is, even ''he's'' disgusted by his Grandma's thoughts on Creator/AlecBaldwin. |
20 | -->'''Grandma:''' Ooohh... Ooh, I want him to urinate ''all over my tits''!\ |
21 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''Grandma?! [[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' You're a disgusting fuckbag! |
22 | * HatedByAll: WesternAnimation/{{Gumby}} is detested by everybody who mentions him by name in the video, to the point that Patrick calls him "[[MaliciousMisnaming Fuckface McGee]]". Strangely, Pokey seems to be liked in Bikini Bottom. |
23 | * IAteWhat: Grandma [=SquarePants=] apparently defecates into her cookies, and when she says it out loud, [=SpongeBob=] {{defie|d trope}}s this trope. |
24 | -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' [[HaHaHaNo Ha ha ha! No, grandmother]], I cannot accept these ass cookies. The fusion of them and my mouth would just suck! |
25 | * LampshadeHanging: Squidward brings up a point about [=SpongeBob=]'s character design that's rarely brought up: |
26 | -->'''Squidward:''' You're like those sponges that clean dishes, [=SpongeBob=]!\ |
27 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Really? You mean it, you retard?\ |
28 | '''Squidward:''' Yeah, you fuckface! |
29 | * LarynxDissonance: Grandma [=SquarePants=] speaks in a deep, manly voice. |
30 | * NoEnding: The video ends mid-sentence at six minutes in. |
31 | * NonSequitur: Pretty much every three lines. More often than not involves some absurd statement regarding a celebrity. Or ''WesternAnimation/{{Gumby}}''. |
32 | -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Now, show me them titties, Grandma, I'm a big boy and I have urges to... Creator/AlecBaldwin's an asshole! |
33 | * NoodleIncident: According to Patrick, there was a remake of ''Film/{{Titanic|1997}}'' involving a really big ape. No other details are commented on. |
34 | * PoweredByAForsakenChild: [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Vin Diesel's go-kart]], apparently. It goes fast. |
35 | * RagingStiffie: "I GOTTA BONER!" |
36 | -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Isn't this great? My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg! |
37 | * ShoutOut: |
38 | ** "Speaking of titties, I love Music/{{Creed|Band}}! Have you heard of Creed?" Then followed by [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick's "free-form jazz" faces with "Higher" playing. |
39 | ** "I wish Creator/KeanuReeves was here to save me from Film/TheMatrix! Right now!" |
40 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 "This is your kingdom, SpongeBob."]] |
41 | --->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Everything the light touches?\ |
42 | '''Patrick:''' Simba was a bitch! Everyone knows that!\ |
43 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Yeah, and Nala was such a whore at Pride Rock, ooh yeah...\ |
44 | '''Patrick:''' Oh yeah, baby! I'd hit that shit! |
45 | * SirSwearsALot: Pretty much every character involved has a potty mouth. Profanity forms a 98% of the dub's dialogue. |
46 | * TwoWordsAddedEmphasis: "I got four words for ya: I LOVE THIS COMPANY!" |
47 | * VulgarHumor: To top them all, this dub contains a whole 8 minutes worth of sex, racial, and off-color jokes. |
48 | * WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Due to the dub stopping at the part where [=SpongeBob=] calls Patrick out on his [[EmotionalRegression infantile regression]]. |
49 | * WhatWouldXDo: When Patrick goes into Grandma's house and starts eating her cookies: |
50 | -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' What the fuck would Creator/KevinBacon do?\ |
51 | '''Grandma:''' ''(putting the cookie-eating hat on Patrick's head)'' Kevin Bacon would dance around in this fucking hat, Patrick.\ |
52 | '''Patrick:''' Fucking ''Film/{{Footloose}}''! |
53 | * YourMom: Subverted by Squidward. His comments regarding [=SpongeBob=]'s [[ReallyGetsAround grandma]], however... |
54 | -->'''Squidward:''' [=SpongeBob=], you mother's a nice woman, but your grandma's a whore -- and she sucked my weiner until I saw her teeth in my butthole!\ |
55 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' [[DerailedForDetails How many teeth in your butt]]?\ |
56 | '''Squidward:''' Creator/ChristopherWalken! |
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