Line #32 Tropers/Noelemahc


1	A small-time contributor and forum poster hailing from {{Moscow}}, [[GloriousMotherRussia Russia]]; happily married, Gemini, age 31, agnostic, and yes, that's really [[ShapedLikeItself his face on his forum avatar]].
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5	* AccidentProne [[superscript:1]]: played for laughs. The verdict is still open if this is a form of ObfuscatingStupidity or not, but girls do sometimes find it endearing and...
6	* {{Adorkable}}: or at least that's the rumour.
7	* AnnouncerChatter: Sometimes speaks like this. Notable points include "Smashed to bits!" whenever anyone drops anything, even something unsmashtobitsable, "YES!" whenever he drops and/or breaks anything unintentionally and "I warned you!" whenever he did warn him/her/it. Oftentimes crosses into RefugeInAudacity and/or SelfDeprecation.
8	* ApologizesALot: Sorry.
9	* AssPull: On par with [[BattlestarGalactica Gaius Baltar]] sometimes, of the "embellish something about yourself greatly, then, when you have to support your claims, miraculously manage to achieve task (or create the illusion of having done so) in the nick of time".
10	* BilingualBonus: cheerfully fond of using more than one language in a given post.
11	* BiTheWay: Somewhere around a 2 on the KinseyScale.
12	* CatchPhrase: ''"These things, they happen."''
13	* CoolLoser: Supposedly a rare RealLife example. A bit of a YMMV there, as there is no consensus on this. There is still no palpable explanation for not having any real friends until after university graduation despite having had the same personality traits since entering school.
14	* FakeBrit: preferred way of speaking English.
15	* FanFic: FF.NET page is [[http://www.fanfiction.net/~noelemahc over here]]. DeviantArt page is [[http://http://noelemahc.deviantart.com/ over there]].
16	** [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9173124/1/Priority-Earth Priority: Earth?]]: [[Franchise/MassEffect Commander Shepard]], in a fit of GenreSavvy, actually pays attention to the poorly-written {{Foreshadowing}} of the third game and [[BatmanGambit stacks the odds in his favour]] instead of juggling the IdiotBall with the rest of the cast.
17	** [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9173181/1/Dark-Space-A-Sick-Fic Dark Space]]: A man wakes up in 2012 after a lengthy coma to discover that what he remembers [[AndYouWereThere doesn't quite match up to what is happening around him]]. An attempt at character analysis of [[Franchise/MassEffect Commander Shepard]] through the lens of a [[TransplantedCharacterFic modern hospital setting]]. [[OrWasItADream Possibly]]. Somewhat inspired by Literature/WithoutRemorse and other Creator/TomClancy novels.
18	** [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9173222/1/General-Protection-Fault General Protection Fault]]: Taking the EsotericHappyEnding of Videogame/MassEffect3 and shining a light on it. How [[{{Deconstruction}} well does the ]] SpaceWhaleAesop intended by the writers for the [[AssimilationPlot Synthesis Ending]] hold up when faced with reality? What makes it different from TheSingularity? [[DeconReconSwitch And where will it lead]]? (With a side-order of trying to defy [[FirstLawOfGenderBending all three]] [[SecondLawOfGenderBending of the]] [[ThirdLawOfGenderBending laws of]] [[GenderBender Gender Bending]]. Primarily inspired by [[Literature/TakeshiKovacs Altered Carbon]], but not an actual crossover.
19	** New addition is a Literature/{{Worm}} RecursiveFanfiction in the FanFic/{{Internship}} family tree called ''Emissary'', wherein the Taylor Hebert from ''Deputy'' lands in the canon timeline.
20	* FanTranslation: used to participate in a few Marvel comics translation groups as a fontmaker, editor and translator. Currently working on a translation of MenageA3, the [=WiP=] to be found [[http://vkontakte.ru/album2618345_144002694 here]].
21	* FetishFuel: HartmanHips, BiTheWay, WholesomeCrossdresser, LipstickLesbian, GoodScarsEvilScars, there's probably more that ThisTroper cannot readily put into words.
22	* GratuitousEnglish: averted. Despite a decent grasp of the language, ThisTroper tends to avoid using English words in non-English speech as much as possible, something that is marginally rare for his generation.
23	* HoldTheLine: [[http://www.holdtheline.com/members/noelemahc.2449/ Yes.]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin What?]]
24	* HuskyRusskie: Averted.
25	* InsistentTerminology: Screamshots, magick, trailor. Vidyagaems.
26	* MeddlingParents: Providing FreudianExcuse for almost anything ThisTroper ever does.
27	* MyBelovedSmother: No comments.
28	* MythologyGag: the misuse of a good memory can lead to all his lines being either this or a ShoutOut.
29	* OlderThanTheyLook: is oftentimes asked for some ID in bars before alcohol serving can commence. When you're living in a country where the legal drinking age is 18 (and isn't enforced too often against people who are YoungerThanTheyLook), it gets pretty irritating pretty quickly.
30	* PerfectlyCromulentWord: is a fan of the word "redonkulous" as a replacement for "ridiculous". Other notable examples are all in Russian.
31	* PhantasySpelling: will always write "music" as "musick", for example. Also: ackshully, somewhy, somewhen, and probably many others which do not readily spring to mind.
32	* RussianRelaxing: does, indeed, drink vodka on occasions.
33	* SdrawkcabName: speaks for itself.
34	* SecretChaser: Has a thing for learning people's secret secrets. Mainly fetishes and dirty facts about their MysteriousPast lives. Usually done under the guise of a wannabe [[TheConfidant Confidant]], see below.
35	* SelfDeprecation: So much that it's almost a career choice by now.
36	* ShoutOut:
37	** Given half a chance, will replace those F and PH spellings with [[{{Marathon}} PFH]]. Pfhor real!
38	** Named his first dog after a character in the Soviet cartoon "Vacation in Prostokvashino" - a calf that was raised as a puppy called Gavruysha, a diminutive form of Gavrila, the Russian form of Gabriel, which would make the English diminutive Gabe. As such, whenever a game lets him name a pet, said pet will be called Gabe.
39	** Has made all of his LiveJournal avatars be sort of a LegoCrossoverGame equivalent for modern-day games as interpreted by KunioKun graphics. Examples: [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/ivan_k/Nekketsu/ShodanShock.gif System Shock]], [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/ivan_k/Nekketsu/WastelandBar_v3.gif Fallout]], [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/ivan_k/Nekketsu/MGS_v2.gif Metal Gear]].
40	* SleepsWithEveryoneButYou: Has fallen victim to this several times.
41	* TheSouthpaw: He's one of those lefties that was retrained into being a righty as a little kid. Hello ambidexterity, goodbye legible handwriting. Also, whoever killed EveryoneIsRighthanded is a jerk, because there is now no trope for people like ThisTroper.
42	* StockForeignName: his given name is really Ivan.
43	* StoicSpectacles: NEW! Mainly because VideoGames DO ruin your eyesight.
44	* TheConfidant: Not recognized as such by most friends, but ThisTroper does have an uncanny ability to inspire belief in being a good one. He is not a good one, but you will only learn that AFTER you somewhy revealed all your secrets to him for 'safekeeping'. Be wary, he's a blabbermouth.
45	* TheIllegible: What you get when you're born left-handed and are forcibly converted to being right-handed. Stupid Soviet education system...
46	* VerbalTic: ALLCAP NOUNS!
47	* WrongGenreSavvy: It's hard being the PluckyComicRelief when you're not very plucky and not particularly funny. Still, he tries.
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50	Works pages covered by ThisTroper:
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52	* Videogame/AliensInfestation: Started from scratch. This NeedsMoreLove, because it is a {{Troperrific}} {{Metroidvania}} about {{Aliens}}. GO GET TO IT!
53	* Literature/BlackMan: Started from scratch. The book's worth it. NeedsMoreLove!
54	* Videogame/DoctorLautrecAndTheForgottenKnights: Given WikiMagic because it, too, NeedsMoreLove.
55	* EricTheUnready: Started from scratch. Still NeedsMoreLove to prove its TropeOverdosed nature!
56	* VideoGame/EXTroopers: Best ThirdPersonShooter on the Nintendo3DS now has its own page rather than a footnote in its parent series.
57	* Series/TheMethod: Hyperviolent detective series? How could I not?
58	* MimanaIyarChronicle: Rescued from deletion via troping it up.
59	* VideoGame/SupaRoboGakuen: Ever weird SpinOff games need some love.
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63	[[superscript:1]] - Apparently, there isn't an inoffensive form of this trope? TheKlutz is someone who is ONLY this, after all.
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67	If you feel like adding tropes YOU think describe ThisTroper fittingly, add them here, please:
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72	* Позвольте вандализировать на основе того что вы Довольно Крутой Чувак. (Мы не особенно сталкивались но я обожаю ваши посты.) -Litis
73	** А мне интересны оказались ваши, так что всегда пожалуйста =)
74	* I couldn't think of anything witty, so I wrote this. - {{@/Spirit}}
75	* I don't read cyrillic, but it looks like a cool alphabet. - @/AmusedTroperGuy
76	** Yes, yes it is. We have 33 letters in it, that helps a bit=)
77	* If you're slow(like Kalaong), yes, his name ''is'' "Chameleon" [[SdrawkcabName spelled backwards]].

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