Line #16 Recap/BlackadderSS2BlackaddersChristmasCarol


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2	[[caption-width-right:350:"...there stood, in Dumpling Lane, the moustache shop of one Ebeneezer Blackadder."]]
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4	->''[[Creator/CharlesDickens Dickens]]' classic tale of kindness, truth and virtue completely mucked up and ruined by having a member of the Blackadder family involved. Also Baldrick, of course, the man you can rely on to turn a Christmas dinner into a dog's dinner, as long as the dog isn't particularly fussy.''
5	-->--Blurb from the DVD cover
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7	The Christmas special centres around yet another member of the Blackadder linage; in this case shopkeeper Ebenezer Blackadder, who lives in London during the Victorian times and is known as "kindest and loveliest man in all England", but unfortunately this reputation leads to many of his acquaintances (everyone but Baldrick, in fact) constantly taking advantage of his kindness, leaving him in dire financial straits on Christmas Eve.
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9	Flat broke, he decides to just go to bed, since there's nothing left for him to stay up for. In the middle of the night, he is awoken by the Spirit of Christmas (Robbie Coltrane) who only popped round for a drink, but decides to show Blackadder how horrible his ancestors were by means of visions (which, in terms of getting people to renounce their wrongful ways, are much more effective than line drawings).
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11	Having seen how his ancestors benefitted from being mean and what the future holds if he does or doesn't change his ways, Blackadder realises that there's profit in evil, and decides to take it out on anyone he even remotely dislikes. Which is to say, everyone.
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13	!!Tropes:
14	* AndNowYouMustMarryMe: With a twist when Future!Blackadder tries this on Queen Asphyxia. Her response?
15	-->'''Queen Asphyxia''': [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys I thought you'd never ask!]]
16	* AnnoyingLaugh: Millicent, Ebeneezer's goddaughter has an extremely shrill, loud cackle.
17	** Her fiance has a loopy, moronic guffaw.
18	* ArtisticLicenceHistory: Although he lost an eye fighting for King and Country, Lord Nelson didn't wear an eyepatch.
19	* BeingGoodSucks: Everyone and their mother exploit the kindly Mr. Blackadder for charity.
20	* BigEater: Tiny Tom.
21	-->'''Blackadder:''' Mrs Scratchit, Tiny Tom is 15 stone and built like a brick privy. If he eats any more heartily he will turn into a pie shop!
22	* {{Bowdlerization}}: Most versions of this special edit Baldrick's line about a dog being used as Jesus for the Nativity play to remove an additional line where Baldrick mentions the dog will be [[BlackComedyAnimalCruelty nailed to a cross for the Easter play]]. The earliest known case of this edit was on its first rerun in December 1989. The edited version has aired on UK terrestrial broadcasts on Christmas in the years 1998, 2007, 2008, 2010, 2012, and 2014.
23	* BrickJoke: Early on, Blackadder notes that Baldrick has not just mis-spelt "Christmas" on the cards, he's somehow managed to ''not use any of the letters'' that actually make up the word "Christmas". It's only when we get to the end of the end credits that we find out how he managed this.
24	-->''A Merry Messy Kweznuz (and this was his second attempt: Kwelfnuve is crossed out)''
25	* CanonDiscontinuity: After the [[TheStinger Stinger]] of Blackadder II showed all the main characters being unceremoniously killed off, this one shows Lord Blackadder successfully getting Melchett executed instead (albeit the Queen may have simply changed her mind).
26	* ChristmasEpisode: This is the ''Blackadder'' one.
27	* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Prince George, as far as Jesus is concerned...
28	-->'''Blackadder:''' Shall I begin the Christmas story?
29	-->'''Prince George:''' Absolutely, as long as it's not that terribly depressing one about the chap who got born on Christmas Day, shot his mouth off about everything under the sun, and then came a cropper with a couple of rum coves on top of a hill in Johnny Arab land.
30	-->'''Blackadder:''' You mean ''Jesus'', sir?
31	-->'''Prince George:''' Yes, that's the fellow. Keep him out of it. He always spoils the Xmas atmos!
32	* CreditsGag: Although Millicent and Ralph are named as such in the closing credits, they are sometimes credited as "Awful Screeching Woman" and "Giggling Ninny" on DVD covers.
33	* DeadpanSnarker: Unlike his ancestors, this Blackadder is generally a nice person -- but he still retains this trait, but in a playful manner. After his FaceHeelTurn, his snarking is on a par with that of his ancestors.
34	* EvilIsCool: Invoked by Blackadder, prompting his FaceHeelTurn.
35	* EvilOverlord: Queen Asphyxia in the future is a female example. By the end of that particular segment, Grand Admiral Blackadder has managed to usurp power and become Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy (Asphyxia is quite happy as his Queen Consort).
36	* ExactWords: In the Elizabethan section, when Baldrick asks Blackadder if he's got him anything for Christmas, Blackadder says it's "nothing, really". Baldrick is touched until Blackadder explains that it's "really nothing. I haven’t got anything for you".
37	* ExtremeDoormat: Though the nicest member of the family tree, Ebenezer Blackadder is also a complete pushover and everyone takes advantage of his generosity, until the Spirit of Christmas arrives and inadvertently inspires him to be mean like his ancestors.
38	* EyepatchOfPower: Grand Admiral Blackadder.
39	* FanDisservice: Baldrick's attire in the far future.
40	-->'''Grand Admiral Blackadder''': For God's sake, Baldrick, if you're going to wear that ridiculous jock-strap, at least keep your legs together!
41	* FourStarBadass: In the vision of the future that will happen if Blackadder becomes bad, his descendant is the ruthless and brilliant Grand Admiral of a thinly-disguised version of [[Franchise/StarWars the Empire]]. He seizes power by forcing the Queen to marry him.
42	* FunnyBackgroundEvent: When Beadle brings his extremely portly orphans into the shop, Baldrick quickly conceals the turkey in his jacket before they can see it.
43	* GargleBlaster: Nurse Macready's Surgical Bruise Lotion. Which the Spirit swigs from several times.
44	-->'''Spirit''': Nothing but the best in this house!
45	* GeneralFailure: Grand Admiral Baldrick in the alternative future where Blackadder remains good. He's such an idiot he ends up bombing his own side.
46	* GoGoEnslavement: In the far-future segments, Blackadder and Baldrick wear nothing but a leather speedo and a leash when they're slaves.
47	* GratuitousGerman: Prince Albert.
48	* IllNeverTellYouWhatImTellingYou: Albert is absolutely terrible at keeping his surprises a secret.
49	* IHatePastMe: {{Averted}}; Ebenezer Blackadder is absolutely delighted to see the sort of underhanded behaviour in which his Elizabethan and Regency ancestors engaged to get ahead.
50	* IncomingHam: Subverted. Ebeneezer shouts Scrooge's famous 'Humbug!' offscreen before coming into the shop and mildly offering Baldrick a peppermint humbug.
51	* InherentlyFunnyWords: The future segment is a whirlwind of these.
52	-->'''Frondo:''' To you, Blackadder — thrice-endowed Supreme Donkey of the Trouserpod — this much greeting.
53	-->'''Pigmot:''' I, too, bold navigator, cringe my dribblies at your resplendent pofflesnu!
54	-->'''Frondo:''' And the Sheepsqueezers of Splatican Five? Have they been suckcreamed as a Qvarnbeast's nobbo?
55	-->'''Blackadder:''' Well they're all dead, if that's what you're asking.
56	-->'''Pigmot:''' Plus, Commander, did you vanquish the Nibblepibblies?
57	-->'''Blackadder:''' No, My Lord Pigmot, I did not vanquish the Nibblepibblies, because you just made them up.
58	-->'''Queen Asphyxia:''' Excellent, Commander! You have most pleasantly wibbled my frusset pouch.
59	* {{Jerkass}}: Pretty much ''everybody'' in this tale except Baldrick and the Royals. Blackadder becomes a justifiable one after being pushed too far.
60	* KarmicJackpot: {{Averted}}: Having heard of Blackadder's kindness and generosity, in addition to seeing it for herself at first hand, Queen Victoria plans to reward him with a peerage and money on Christmas Day. Alas, Blackadder chooses that very day to do a FaceHeelTurn and throws her out after insulting her.
61	* LargeHam: Creator/RobbieColtrane as the Christmas Ghost.
62	* LaserGuidedKarma: Even if the story revels in inverting the usual message with the good and kind Blackadder deciding he'd be better off being selfish and nasty, he is also punished for it. At the start, Queen Victoria and Prince Albert plan to shower him with wealth and a peerage for being the kindest and most generous person in Britain, but he insults them and throws them out.
63	* NiceGuy: Deconstructed. Being unfailingly friendly, understanding and complimentary makes Ebenezer a pushover, constantly victimised by the people living in his CrapsackWorld. Once he has a FaceHeelTurn, [[LaserGuidedKarma the roles are reversed]].
64	* NiceJobBreakingItHero: The Ghost of Christmas Past, who sets out to congratulate Blackadder for being such a better man than his despicable ancestors, only to accidentally convince him that [[invoked]][[EvilIsCool being evil is way more fun]].
65	-->'''Spirit''': It points out a very clear lesson.
66	-->'''Ebenezer''': Namely?
67	-->'''Spirit''': Namely the rewards of virtue are largely spiritual, but all the better for it!
68	-->'''Ebenezer''': You don't think it points out the very clear lesson that bad guys have all the fun?!
69	* ObfuscatingDisability: Off-screen, Tiny Tom Scratchitt, who occasionally says "phew, my leg hurts" when he remembers to do so. Blackadder claims this "wouldn't fool Baldrick", but he's wrong.
70	* OhCrap:
71	-->'''Ebenezer''': Baldrick, it couldn't have been the Queen, because, when she visits people, she leaves them her Royal Seal.
72	-->'''Baldrick''': What, like this one?
73	-->'''Ebenezer''': Yes, just like [[OhCrap tha...]]
74	* PyrrhicVictory: Blackadder's descendants will rule the universe, but Blackadder himself misses out on an opportunity to become incredibly rich and regain his family's place in the House of Lords.
75	* RoyalWe: Lampshaded for laughs.
76	-->'''Queen Victoria''': We are Queen Victoria.
77	-->'''Baldrick''': (''glancing at her footman and Albert'') What, all three of you?
78	* ReversePsychology: Elizabethan Blackadder tells Melchett, truthfully, that the Queen has decided she hates Christmas and will execute anyone who gives her a present. Melchett, as intended, assumes Blackadder is lying. Too bad Edmund has forgotten just how mercurial Queenie is.
79	* ShoutOut:
80	** One of Queen Asphyxia's court looks like Nursie's head grafted onto a knock-off [[Series/DoctorWho Dalek]].
81	** Grand Admiral Blackadders costume appears to have been inspired by [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader’s suit]].
82	** Also in the future segment, Frondo is looking forward to watching re-runs of ''[[Series/TheTwoRonnies The Two Ronnoids]]''.
83	* SmarterThanYouLook: Subverted with Baldrick. He can't spell or count, but he's smart enough to question Ebenezer's StupidGood behaviour -- even describing him as a "gullible prat" at one point, and noting that the freeloaders don't need what he gives them. He's also smart enough to hide the turkey when the orphans show up.
84	* SnarkToSnarkCombat: As always with Blackadder and Melchett, as seen in the Elizabethan section.
85	-->'''Blackadder''': I trust Christmas brings you its traditional mix of good food and violent stomach cramp.
86	-->'''Melchett''': And compliments of the season to you, Blackadder. May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and burn your house down.
87	-->'''Blackadder:''' I'm glad I saw you. I feel it only fair to warn you that the Queen has banned Christmas. So don't get her a present.
88	-->'''Melchett:''' I am indebted to you for that advice and shall follow it to the letter. The day I get my brain replaced by a cauliflower.
89	* StartOfDarkness: Or a reboot of darkness, at least.
90	* StepfordSmiler: Ebenezer Blackadder seems to inwardly be just as perceptive and sardonic as his ancestors, but his myopic insistence on being good and charitable for virtue's sake means that he tends to grin and bear it whenever other people are clearly taking advantage of him.
91	* SuddenlyShouting:
92	--> '''Queenie''': Blackadder, what have you got for me?
93	--> '''Blackadder''': Er...
94	--> '''Queenie''': I WANT A PREZZY!! Get me something nice and shiny; and if you don't, I've got something nice and shiny for you, and it's called an axe! ''[Beat]'' Right, that's it. Any last requests, Blackadder, before I chop your block off and put it on top of the Crimble tree?
95	* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: Baldrick, to suitably spooky music, mentions the Spirit of Christmas's announcement of its imminent visitation - by which Baldrick seems largely unfazed.
96	-->'''Baldrick:''' Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention - when you were out there, there was this enormous ghostly creature come in here, saying, 'Beware! For tonight, you shall receive a strange and terrible visitation!' I just thought I'd mention it. It come through the wall... it said its piece... and then it sodded off.
97	* WhiteSheep: Ebenezer Blackadder, prior to his FaceHeelTurn.
98	* YetAnotherChristmasCarol: An inversion and parody. Indeed, when Ebenezer Blackadder, the [[WhiteSheep only good and friendly member of the Blackadder bloodline]] (and also an ExtremeDoormat), sees that his descendant would rule all of the universe if he became a spiteful miser like his ancestors (instead of being a slave to future Baldrick, which would happen if he were to remain kind and generous), he lampshades it gleefully:
99	-->'''Ebenezer:''' [[SpoofAesop Bad guys have all the fun]].

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