1 | ->''"Goooooooldfingaaaaaaaaaaaar! He's the man, the man with the Midas touch! A spider's touch!"'' |
2 | -->-- '''[[LargeHam Shirley Bassey]]''', ''Film/{{Goldfinger}}'' |
3 | |
4 | ->''"You had it all!\ |
5 | The day you told me, told me you want me\ |
6 | I had it all.\ |
7 | But let you fool me, fool me completely.\ |
8 | Yeah, I was so stupid to give you all my attention.\ |
9 | Cause the way you played me, exposed your true intentions!\ |
10 | And one day, I'll have you begging on your knees for me!\ |
11 | Yeah, one day, you'll be crawling like a centipede.\ |
12 | You mess with me, and mess with her.\ |
13 | So I'll make sure you get what you deserve!"\ |
14 | And one day, I'll have you begging on your knees for me!'' |
15 | -->-- '''Tori Vega''' singing ''Begging On Your Knees'' about [[spoiler: [[ManipulativeBastard Ryder Daniels]]]], ''Series/{{Victorious}}'' |
16 | |
17 | -> ''Everybody in the USA\ |
18 | Hates this stupid neighbor\ |
19 | He's Flanders and he's really really lame.\ |
20 | Flanders tried to wreck my song\ |
21 | His views on birth control are wrong\ |
22 | I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.'' |
23 | -->— '''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''[[note]] Incidentally, Homer is the only person in the universe who thinks of Flanders as a villain.[[/note]] |
24 | |
25 | ->''I'm not a fan of puppeteers but I've a nagging fear\ |
26 | someone else is [[ManipulativeBastard pulling at the strings]]\ |
27 | Something terrible is going down through the entire town\ |
28 | wreaking anarchy and all it brings\ |
29 | \ |
30 | I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all\ |
31 | I curse the name, [[BigBad the one behind it all]]...\ |
32 | \ |
33 | Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon\ |
34 | And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon\ |
35 | Discord, whatever did we do\ |
36 | To make you take our world away?\ |
37 | \ |
38 | Discord, [[ForTheEvulz are we your prey alone,]]\ |
39 | Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?\ |
40 | Discord, we won't take it anymore\ |
41 | So take your tyranny away!\ |
42 | \ |
43 | I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go\ |
44 | [[WorldGoneMad Now the world is being torn apart]]\ |
45 | A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony,\ |
46 | what a terrifying work of art!'' |
47 | -->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDMGv3hNMes&list=LL1yi82Ntf9GGcExTiZey1jw Discord]]'', a fanmade TheVillainSucksSong for [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Discord]]. |
48 | |
49 | ->''Who's got a smile like a wild boar?\ |
50 | Whose teeth cut chain at the hardware store\ |
51 | The girl who's rotten to the core\ |
52 | Icky Vicky\ |
53 | Whose breath smells like a dog's behind\ |
54 | Who's cuddly as a porcupine?\ |
55 | Who's a curse on all mankind?\ |
56 | Icky Vicky\ |
57 | Who only comes out at night?\ |
58 | Who gives ghosts and ghouls a fright?\ |
59 | Who gave Dracula a bite?\ |
60 | Do I even have to say it?\ |
61 | Who's the meanest girl in town?\ |
62 | Who turns smiles into frowns?\ |
63 | The biggest dragon in Chinatown?\ |
64 | Icky Vicky'' |
65 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' |
66 | |
67 | ->''There goes Mr. Humbug'' |
68 | ->''There goes Mr. Grim'' |
69 | ->''If they gave a prize for being mean,'' |
70 | ->''The winner would be him'' |
71 | -->--'''"Scrooge"''', ''Film/TheMuppetChristmasCarol'' |
72 | |
73 | ->''These vowels have a problem, and Silent E's to blame'' |
74 | ->''Instead of aa, eh, ih, ah, uh, he makes them say their name'' |
75 | ->''He's changed their sounds to ay and ee and eye and oh and you'' |
76 | ->''With powers like that, just think about the damage he can do!'' |
77 | -->--'''"Silent E"''', ''Series/BetweenTheLions'' |
78 | |
79 | ->''Who is that guy who spoils the cowboys' fun'' |
80 | ->''The one who always hides behind a [[DastardlyWhiplash mustache]] and a gun'' |
81 | ->''The one who comes round and makes the gentle people run?'' |
82 | ->''He's the baaad guuuuuuuuy!'' |
83 | ->''The baaad guuuuuuuuy!'' |
84 | -->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueyxMQ_KT9k "Bad Guy"]]''', ''Series/ShiningTimeStation'' |
85 | |
86 | ->''Trucks are waiting in the yard''\ |
87 | ''Tackling them with ease'll''\ |
88 | ''Show the world what I can do''\ |
89 | ''Gaily boast the diesel''\ |
90 | ''In and out he creeps about''\ |
91 | ''Like a big black weasel''\ |
92 | ''When he pulls the wrong trucks out''\ |
93 | ''Pop Goes The Diesel!'' |
94 | -->-- "Pop Goes The Diesel" sung by '''the Troublesome Trucks''' on Diesel, ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends'' |
95 | |
96 | ->''She's just a devil woman''\ |
97 | ''With evil on her mind!''\ |
98 | ''Beware the devil woman!''\ |
99 | ''She's gonna get you from behind!'' |
100 | -->-- '''Cliff Richard''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px7ilisAGj0 "Devil Woman"]] |
101 | |
102 | ->''Ain't got no water anywhere''\ |
103 | ''Food's bad and so's the air''\ |
104 | ''Got no resources; we're in a great big stupor''\ |
105 | ''All because of the evil King Koopa!'' |
106 | -->-- '''Toad''', ''Film/SuperMarioBros1993''[[note]]You can hear the extended version [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWJy7_lJs0o here]].[[/note]] |
107 | |
108 | ->''Too late to be known as John the First\ |
109 | He's sure to be known as John the Worst!'' |
110 | -->--''WesternAnimation/RobinHood1973'', although [[ArtisticLicenseHistory he WAS John the First]]. |
111 | |
112 | ->'''Petey''': ''Let me take a little tick now to colour in the scene,\ |
113 | 'Cross the valley lived three yokels named Boggis, Bunce and Bean!\ |
114 | Now these three crazy jackies had our hero on the run,\ |
115 | Shot the tail off the cuss with a fox-shootin' gun,\ |
116 | But that stylish little fox was as clever as a whip\ |
117 | And as quick as gopher that was'' hy-per-ac-a-tive!\ |
118 | ''Now those three farmers sit t'where there's a hole was once a hill,\ |
119 | Singing diddle-da daddle-da doddle-do doodle-dum\ |
120 | And as far as I can reckon, they're-a sittin' up there still,\ |
121 | Singin' zippy-zee, zappy-za, yappy-yo-''\ |
122 | '''Bean''': What are you singing, Petey?\ |
123 | '''Petey''': ...Just making it up as I went along, really.\ |
124 | '''Bean''': [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor That's just weak song writing! You wrote a bad song, Petey!]] |
125 | -->--''WesternAnimation/FantasticMrFox'' |
126 | |
127 | ->''Wounds won't last long''\ |
128 | ''But an insulting song''\ |
129 | ''[[NeverLiveItDown Burns will always carry with him]]''\ |
130 | |
131 | ->''So I'll settle my score''\ |
132 | ''On the salsa floor''\ |
133 | ''With this vengeful Latin rhythm!''\ |
134 | |
135 | ->''¡Burns!''\ |
136 | ''Con el corazón de perro''[[note]]with the heart of a dog[[/note]]\ |
137 | ''¡Señor Burns!''\ |
138 | ''¡El diablo con dinero!''[[note]]he's the devil with money[[/note]]\ |
139 | |
140 | ->''[[CardCarryingVillain It may not surprise you]]''\ |
141 | ''But [[HatedByAll all of us despise you]]''\ |
142 | ''Please die and fry''\ |
143 | ''In Hell''\ |
144 | ''You rotten''\ |
145 | ''Rich, old wretch!''\ |
146 | |
147 | ->''¡Adiós, viejo!''[[note]]Bye-bye, old man![[/note]] |
148 | -->'''Señor Burns''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' |
149 | |
150 | ->''We went to court''\ |
151 | ''Against the world's worst sport''\ |
152 | ''And learned important lessons on the way''\ |
153 | ''We spoke with perfect candor''\ |
154 | ''And got accused of slander''\ |
155 | ''[[FrivolousLawsuit 'Cause Bob Murray wants to make us pay]]''\ |
156 | ''So even though he'll threaten''\ |
157 | ''Legal armageddon''\ |
158 | ''We have just one tiny thing to say:''\ |
159 | ''Bob Murray can go fuck himself today!'' |
160 | -->-- '''"Eat Shit, Bob!"''', ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver'' |
161 | |
162 | ->''You think you're someone's hero''\ |
163 | ''You're hiding more than your eyes''\ |
164 | ''I challenge your weak manifesto''\ |
165 | ''The goal of a savior is not to be [[VillainSong lionized]]'' |
166 | -->-- '''"Nevermore"''', ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' |
167 | |
168 | ->''Yo, let me tell y'all a story 'bout a girl I knew''\ |
169 | ''A broke ass bitch with a gay-ass crew''\ |
170 | ''She said that I was cute, she said that I was funny''\ |
171 | ''[[GoldDigger But the honey couldn't stop lookin' at my money]]''\ |
172 | ''Busted old lady with a flat tiny ass''\ |
173 | ''Her body like a skeleton in science class''\ |
174 | ''Face beat up by the school of hard Knox''\ |
175 | ''Hair so fried and bleached by Clorox''\ |
176 | ''It's like she's skinny and fat in all the wrong places''\ |
177 | ''Mothers gotta cover their baby's faces''\ |
178 | ''When she walks by, people think she's Godzilla''\ |
179 | ''Straight outta Compton? Naw, y'all, Straight outta Thrilla''\ |
180 | ''Lookin' like a zombie, walkin' like a chicken''\ |
181 | ''Mouth is full of shit, that's why her breath be stinkin'''\ |
182 | ''Just one question Dee, before ya take your bow''\ |
183 | ''Your gravy train's leavin', so who's retarded now?'' |
184 | -->-- '''Lil' Kevin's rap to Dee''', ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'' |
185 | |
186 | ->''Nazi Stormfront, Hitler's star''\ |
187 | ''[[PayEvilUntoEvil Run her over with a car]]'' |
188 | -->-- '''An anti-Stormfront meme''', ''Series/TheBoys2019'' |
189 | |
190 | ->''You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch''\ |
191 | ''You really are a heel''\ |
192 | ''You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch''\ |
193 | ''You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!''\ |
194 | \ |
195 | ''You're a monster, Mr. Grinch''\ |
196 | ''Your heart's an empty hole''\ |
197 | ''Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch''\ |
198 | ''I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole!''\ |
199 | \ |
200 | ''You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch''\ |
201 | ''You have termites in your smile''\ |
202 | ''You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch''\ |
203 | ''Given the choice between the two of you, [[InsultToRocks I'd take the seasick crocodile]]!''\ |
204 | \ |
205 | ''You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch''\ |
206 | ''You're a nasty-wasty skunk''\ |
207 | ''Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch''\ |
208 | ''The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: stink, stank, stunk!''\ |
209 | \ |
210 | ''You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch''\ |
211 | ''You're the king of sinful sots''\ |
212 | ''Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch''\ |
213 | ''Your soul is an appalling dump-heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled-up knots!''\ |
214 | \ |
215 | ''You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch''\ |
216 | ''With a nauseous super-naus''\ |
217 | ''You're a crooked, jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch''\ |
218 | ''You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!'' |
219 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas'' |
220 | |
221 | ->'''Geoff''': ''Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl,''\ |
222 | '''Blaineley''': That's me!\ |
223 | '''Geoff''': ''Whose behavior on this show always makes me hurl!''\ |
224 | '''Blaineley''': What?!\ |
225 | '''Geoff''': ''She's a nasty, fake blonde schemer, who calls herself "your host"!''\ |
226 | ''Without the help of her entourage, her job would be toast!''\ |
227 | '''Blaineley's Entourage''': Hey!\ |
228 | '''Blaineley''': Hey! ({{Beat}}) Hey...\ |
229 | '''Geoff''': ''She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand!''\ |
230 | ''[[ToiletHumor She's just so full of you-know-what, she has to double flush the can]]!''\ |
231 | '''Blaineley's Entourage''': Hey!\ |
232 | '''Blaineley''': I eat a lot of fibre!\ |
233 | '''Geoff''': ''She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four, and one size eight,''\ |
234 | ''So when she wears the bigger ones, you'll ask if she's lost weight!'' \ |
235 | '''Blaineley's Entourage''': Hey!\ |
236 | '''Geoff''': ''She's not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you plainly.''\ |
237 | ''There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley!''\ |
238 | '''Blaineley's Entourage''': Hey!\ |
239 | '''Geoff''': ''She's a phony, scheming, weasel-nose! And her real name isn't Blaineley!''\ |
240 | ''She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineleeey! It's '''[[EmbarrassingFirstName Mildred!]]''''' |
241 | -->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Total Drama World Tour]]'', "[[Recap/TotalDramaAftermathIIIAftermathAftermayhem Aftermath Aftermayhem]]" during the musical number "Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley" |
242 | |
243 | ->''The sound of hoof beats cross the glade!\ |
244 | Good folk, lock up your son and daughter!\ |
245 | Beware the deadly flashing blade,\ |
246 | unless you want to end up shorter!\ |
247 | Black Adder! Black Adder! He rides a pitch black steed!\ |
248 | Black Adder! Black Adder! He's very bad indeed!\ |
249 | Black - his gloves of finest mole.\ |
250 | Black - his codpiece made of metal.\ |
251 | His horse is blacker than a vole.\ |
252 | his pot is blacker than his kettle.\ |
253 | Black Adder! Black Adder! With many a cunning plan!\ |
254 | Black Adder! Black Adder! You horrid little man!'' |
255 | -->--Theme song of ''Series/BlackAdder'', Season One |
256 | |
257 | ->''Soundcloud rapper\ |
258 | To trash disaster\ |
259 | I'll diss this time\ |
260 | I'll show you how to rhyme\ |
261 | Someone should leash your greed\ |
262 | Push aside the attention you need\ |
263 | All you did was betray\ |
264 | Now you've become worthless prey\ |
265 | Those grinchy eyes should see that all you've done made you alone\ |
266 | And you had caring friends, that you had never known\ |
267 | No forgiving\ |
268 | Here's what you're missing\ |
269 | Come on guys now, all rock with me!\ |
270 | Time to set your hatred free\ |
271 | Taunting Bob, his darkest hour\ |
272 | Help our friend and make him see\ |
273 | Lying, mistreating, Pain is all that he brings\ |
274 | Only wish you knew...\ |
275 | Sorry Bob but you are through!\ |
276 | It's time to for Saiko's wrath\ |
277 | And take down this sociopath\ |
278 | How bout you run back home\ |
279 | [[Recap/SMG4MarioAndTheBobMansion Buy another house we'll burn]]\ |
280 | [[Recap/SMG4MarioAndTheWell Or we could drop you in a well and never look that way]]\ |
281 | And if we let you out\ |
282 | I bet you'd wanna stay\ |
283 | All that money\ |
284 | Won't save you honey\ |
285 | Come on guys now, all rock with me!\ |
286 | Time to set your hatred free\ |
287 | Taunting Bob, his darkest hour\ |
288 | Help our friend and make him see\ |
289 | Lying, mistreating, Pain is all that he brings\ |
290 | Here is where it ends...\ |
291 | You don't mess with all your friends!'' |
292 | -->--''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/SMG4MarioAndTheDissTrack Mario and The Diss Track]]" |
293 | |
294 | ->'''Amy, Beth, Perci & Staci''': ''He's no longer a doc!''\ |
295 | '''Sonic & Knuckles''': ''No way!''\ |
296 | '''Amy, Beth, Perci & Staci''': ''His degree is a crock!''\ |
297 | '''Sonic & Knuckles''': ''Oh, word!''\ |
298 | '''Amy, Beth, Perci & Staci''': ''He was once feared a lot!''\ |
299 | '''Sonic & Knuckles''': ''[[LaughablyEvil Sort of]]''\ |
300 | '''Amy, Beth, Perci & Staci''': ''Now he's just a crackpot!'' |
301 | -->--Chorus of '''No longer a Doc''' from ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'', "[[Recap/SonicBoomS2E35MisterEggman Mister Eggman]]", after everybody finds out that Dr. Eggman never managed to get his doctorate. |
302 | |
303 | ->''Of all things malign\ |
304 | An accident on the assembly line today\ |
305 | Cut him to the bone\ |
306 | "But what can you expect\ |
307 | From clumsy eight-year-olds?" I'm told\ |
308 | Look outside the window\ |
309 | You see the growing crowd of kids\ |
310 | With missing arms and feet nothing to eat\ |
311 | What cold, heartless beast\ |
312 | Can sit and have his feast? Every night\ |
313 | While their plight's always in his sight.\ |
314 | Robber Baron, in the tower\ |
315 | Counting all his gold\ |
316 | You know while he goes unchecked\ |
317 | And stays in power,\ |
318 | He's never gonna let, he's never gonna let,\ |
319 | He's never gonna let us go.'' |
320 | -->-- Music/{{Voltaire}}, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpDAIG5lBhk Robber Baron]]" |
321 | |
322 | ->"And who are you", the proud lord said,\ |
323 | "That I must bow so low?\ |
324 | "Only a cat of a different coat,\ |
325 | That's all the truth I know.\ |
326 | In a coat of gold or a coat of red,\ |
327 | A lion still has claws,\ |
328 | And mine are long and sharp, my lord,\ |
329 | As long and sharp as yours."\ |
330 | \ |
331 | And so he spoke, and so he spoke,\ |
332 | That lord of Castamere,\ |
333 | But now the rains weep o'er his hall,\ |
334 | With no one there to hear.\ |
335 | Yes, now the rains weep o'er his hall,\ |
336 | And not a soul to hear. |
337 | -->-- '''The Rains of Castamere''', ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' |
338 | |
339 | ->''Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch\ |
340 | She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.\ |
341 | She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch.\ |
342 | She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!'' |
343 | -->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut'' |
344 | |
345 | ->'''Owl''': "It sneaks into your library and scribbles in all your books." |
346 | ->'''Others''': "The Backson! The Backson! We don't like the Backson!" |
347 | ->'''Owl''': "When decorating your Christmas tree, it tangles up all the hooks!" |
348 | ->'''Others''': "The Backson! The Backson! We're afraid of the Backson!" |
349 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/WinnieThePooh2011'' |
350 | |
351 | ->''She's an evil enchantress!\ |
352 | She does evil dances,\ |
353 | If you look into her eyes,\ |
354 | She'll put you in trances!\ |
355 | And what will she do?\ |
356 | She'll mix up an evil brew!\ |
357 | Then she'll gobble you up in a big, tasty stew!\ |
358 | So watch out!'' |
359 | -->-- '''Pinkie Pie''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "Bridle Gossip" |
360 | |
361 | ->''Shing-a-ling, what a creepy thing to be happening!\ |
362 | Look out, look out, look out, look out!\ |
363 | Shang-a-lang, feel the sturm and drang in the air!\ |
364 | Sha-la-la, stop right where you are, don't you move a thing!\ |
365 | You'd better, telling you you'd better,\ |
366 | Tell your mama something's gonna get 'er!\ |
367 | She'd better, everybody'd better beware!'' |
368 | -->-- '''Background Singers''', ''Film/LittleShopOfHorrors'' |
369 | |
370 | ->''Klogg is dead, and we want to celebrate it!\ |
371 | He's pushin' up daises, former, and belated!\ |
372 | He's a bad guy that's why were elated\ |
373 | well, Klogg is dead!\ |
374 | ("follow the bouncing skull!")\ |
375 | \ |
376 | Yeesss, Kloggs kaput!\ |
377 | No longer opperatin'!\ |
378 | Retired! Expired!\ |
379 | Quite an emancipation!\ |
380 | Released, Deceased!\ |
381 | Gone bust, he's dust!\ |
382 | Let's lift up our shorts\ |
383 | And do a pelvic thrust!\ |
384 | (Uhh!)\ |
385 | \ |
386 | Klogg is dead!\ |
387 | He was dirty and obscene, and not a little mean!\ |
388 | So we'll sing in one accord,\ |
389 | Now that he's gone to his reward!\ |
390 | \ |
391 | Klogg is dead, he's history!\ |
392 | Why we shake our booty's no mystery!\ |
393 | He's gone at last, his time has past!\ |
394 | Now we can go back to passing gas!\ |
395 | ([[ToiletHumor Five burps followed by a fart sound]])\ |
396 | Yeah, Klogg IS DEAD!'' |
397 | -->--'''"Klogg is dead!"''', ''VideoGame/{{Skullmonkeys}}'' |
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