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1	->'''Girlfriend:''' So much for altruism and providing for the needs of others.\
2	'''Eric:''' Oh, I only say that when I want free stuff.
3	-->--''WebAnimation/FreedomToons''
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5	->'''[[BigBad Paradox]]''': [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome Pwotagonists]]! I challenge you to a card game!\
6	'''[[Anime/YuGiOh5Ds Yusei]]''': You mean the thing that's going to destroy the world?\
7	'''Paradox''': Yes! That.\
8	'''Yusei''': Seems kind of hypocritical.
9	-->-- ''Anime/YuGiOhBondsBeyondTime [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Abridged]]''
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11	->(''After Malachite, who had a couple of rants on how NewTechnologyIsEvil, gets off on his [=iPhone=]'')\
12	'''[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Nostalgia Critic]]''': Uhhhh...\
13	'''[[WellIntentionedExtremist Malachite]]''': What?\
14	'''Nostalgia Critic''': That’s a friggin’ [=iPhone=]!\
15	'''Malachite''': So what?\
16	'''Nostalgia Critic''': So what-- That’s technology!\
17	'''Malachite''': No it isn’t.\
18	'''Nostalgia Critic''': Yes it is!\
19	'''WebVideo/PawDugan''': Dude, it’s like having a freaking computer in your hand!\
20	'''Malachite''': Well, I’m just using it for now.\
21	'''Nostalgia Critic''': Oh, yeah, [[AndThenWhat and what are you going to do when all of technology is destroyed?!]]\
22	'''Malachite''': {pauses} Think of something.\
23	'''Nostalgia Critic''': "Think of something." "Think of something." You're an idiot.\
24	'''Malachite''': Well, at least I’m not a hypocrite.
25	-->-- ''WebVideo/SuburbanKnights''
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27	->''"He never could follow his own rules. Said he couldn't abide the taste of livestock. So, every once in a while, he'd go out and gorge himself on human blood."''
28	-->--'''Kraven''' on '''Viktor''', ''Film/Underworld2003''

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