->'''[[BigBad Paradox]]''': [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome Pwotagonists]]! I challenge you to a card game!\\
'''[[Anime/YuGiOh5Ds Yusei]]''': You mean the thing that's going to destroy the world?\\
'''Paradox''': Yes! That.\\
'''Yusei''': Seems kind of hypocritical.
->-- ''[[Anime/YuGiOhTenthAnniversaryMovie Yu-Gi-Oh!: Bonds Beyond Time]] [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Abridged]]''

->(''After Malachite, who had a couple of rants on how NewTechnologyIsEvil, gets off on his [=iPhone=]'')\\
'''[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Nostalgia Critic]]''': Uhhhh...\\
'''[[WellIntentionedExtremist Malachite]]''': What?\\
'''Nostalgia Critic''': Thatís a frigginí [=iPhone=]!\\
'''Malachite''': So what?\\
'''Nostalgia Critic''': So what-- Thatís technology!\\
'''Malachite''': No it isnít.\\
'''Nostalgia Critic''': Yes it is!\\
'''WebVideo/PawDugan''': Dude, itís like having a freaking computer in your hand!\\
'''Malachite''': Well, Iím just using it for now.\\
'''Nostalgia Critic''': Oh, yeah, [[AndThenWhat and what are you going to do when all of technology is destroyed?!]]\\
'''Malachite''': {pauses} Think of something.\\
'''Nostalgia Critic''': "Think of something." "Think of something." You're an idiot.\\
'''Malachite''': Well, at least Iím not a hypocrite.
-->-- ''WebVideo/SuburbanKnights''