Quotes / Straw Hypocrite

Paradox: Pwotagonists! I challenge you to a card game!
Yusei: You mean the thing that's going to destroy the world?
Paradox: Yes! That.
Yusei: Seems kind of hypocritical.
(After Malachite, who had a couple of rants on how New Technology Is Evil, gets off on his iPhone)
Nostalgia Critic: Uhhhh...
Malachite: What?
Nostalgia Critic: Thatís a frigginí iPhone!
Malachite: So what?
Nostalgia Critic: So what— Thatís technology!
Malachite: No it isnít.
Nostalgia Critic: Yes it is!
Paw Dugan: Dude, itís like having a freaking computer in your hand!
Malachite: Well, Iím just using it for now.
Nostalgia Critic: Oh, yeah, and what are you going to do when all of technology is destroyed?!
Malachite: {pauses} Think of something.
Nostalgia Critic: "Think of something." "Think of something." You're an idiot.
Malachite: Well, at least Iím not a hypocrite.