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1	->''"The pool boy, as we all know, is an occupation made up by the porn industry."''
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3	->"[[BadBadActing Hey lady, did you order a pepperoni pizza? Well, here's the pizza, and here's the pepperoni!]]"
4	-->--''Pizza Boy, "Hey Margaret", '''Creator/CheechAndChong'''''
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6	->"I have this dream every night! Here's when I ring the doorbell, and they say, 'Oh, we didn't order any pizza! How do we pay for it?' [[BowChickaWowWow Boom chicka bowm bowm!]]"
7	-->--'''Penn Jilette''', ''Series/PennAndTellerBullshit'' episode "Easy Money"
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9	->"Hey, it also reminds me of the time when I ate a slice of pizza, and then went over to a sixty year old man's house, and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids."
10	-->--'''Judd Apatow''', ''Creator/AdamSandler's [[Recap/AdamSandlerS2E8MemoryLane Memory Lane]]''
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12	->"I'm home alone with the TV repair man. I'm no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario: porn or murder."
13	-->--'''Website/{{Tumblr}} [[https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9c/ac/69/9cac6944c00a5a7c340220b4c66482e1.jpg post]]'''
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15	->"I would kill for some tinker to pass by and sell me more than a tin coffeepot! I would pay well for someone less godly and more imaginative!"
16	-->-- '''Melena Thropp''', ''Literature/{{Wicked}}''
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18	->'''Jeremy Clarkson:''' You wouldn't ask [Hammond], because he's not interested, to cook you any food. You wouldn't ask me to do the washing up. You wouldn't ask James to... direct a porn film!\
19	'''James May:''' You say that, I think I'd actually direct quite a good porn film.\
20	'''Jeremy Clarkson:''' If you directed a porn film, it would be you arriving at the house of the woman in the stockings and the negligee, "I've come to fix your boiler," and then [[DefiedTrope you'd just fix it!]]
21	-->-- ''[[Series/TopGearUK Top Gear]]''

Context Quotes / PizzaBoySpecialDelivery