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1	->'''Yogurt:''' Merchandising, merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made! Spaceballs the T-shirt, Spaceballs the coloring book, Spaceballs the lunch box, Spaceballs the breakfast cereal, Spaceballs '''''da flamethrowah!'''''\
2	'''FWOOOOOOOOOOOMPH'''\
3	'''Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink:''' Ooooh!\
4	'''Yogurt:''' The kids love this one.
5	-->-- ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}''
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7	->''[On Children's Chemistry sets] The boy on the box is making a clock powered by a potato. The boy in his bedroom is making a device that will lead to the evacuation of '''Slough.''' ''
8	-->-- '''Jack Dee'''
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10	->'''Commander Badass:''' Hey, y'think I can get one'a those [[Franchise/RoboCop ED-209 chickenwalker]] things fer my kids?\
11	'''Store Clerk:''' Do you want it with the "Authorized to use physical force OS" or the "Loyal as a puppy OS?"\
12	'''Commander Badass:''' I just said it was for my kids, didn't I?\
13	'''Store Clerk:''' I don't know what kind of father you are, sir. And frankly, I didn't want to insult you by making assumptions.
14	-->-- ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings''
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16	->''"Don't be afraid, it's just a toy."''
17	-->-- '''Reese''', ''Series/StargateSG1''
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19	->'''Mother:'''You can't give her that! It's not safe!"\
20	'''Death:'''[[AC:"It's a sword. It's not meant to be."]]\
21	'''Mother:''' "She's just a child!"\
22	'''Death:''' [[AC:"It's educational."]]\
23	'''Mother:''' "What if she cuts herself?"\
24	'''Death:''' [[AC:"Then she will learn a very important lesson."]]
25	-->-- ''Literature/{{Hogfather}}''
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27	->''Well, the U.S. Safety Commission has issued a list of unsafe Christmas toys. Topping the list this year: Mattel’s Gasoline-Powered Sharp Thing."
28	-->-- '''Norm Macdonald''', Weekend Update, ''Series/SaturdayNightLive''
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30	->Want to see a proud parent? Give a kid a Doctor Chuckles Surgery Kit and watch the kid's parents smile, content in the knowledge that their child wants to be a doctor someday. This adorable little [[ArtefactOfDoom fetish]] all but guarantees it! Soon Junior will have all the necessary skills to [[DeadlyDoctor remove arms and legs and even those annoying hearts and lungs]]. Just say where it hurts and go to sleep! [[MetaphoricallyTrue Junior'll fix that pain once and for all]].
31	->With a successful Gnosis vs Willpower roll, the Doctor Chuckles Surgery Kit will endow your child with all the surgical skills of the very best [[TortureTechnician Grand Inquisitor]], and at no extra charge to you, your child gets a syringe full of [[AndIMustScream muscle-paralyzing venom]], good for as many as seven full-grown [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent Garou!]] The bad news is that only one child can ever use the kit; the good news is that at $3.99 apiece, they're practically a steal!
32	->By the time your child is done, you'll be dead, or you too will be a [[DemonicPossession formor]].
33	-->-- ''TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse - Book Of The Wyrm'' (1st Ed)
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35	->''Has your boy a mechanical turn of mind? Yes? Then buy him a FLAMMENWERFER! Instructive— amusing. Guaranteed absolutely harmless.''
36	-->--'''The Wipers Times''', satirical WWI-era British trench newspaper
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38	->'''Rick:''' Ray guns. A whip that forces people to like you. Invisibility cuffs. A parent trap. A lightning gun. A teddy bear with anatomically correct innards. Night vision googly eye glasses. Sound erasing sneakers. False fingerprints. "Fall asleep" darts. A lie-detecting doll. An indestructible baseball bat. A taser shaped like a ladybug. A fake police badge. Location tracking stickers. Rainbow-colored duct tape. Mind control hair clips. Poison gum. A pink. Sentient. Switchblade.
39	->'''Switchblade:''' Hi Beth! You've gotten taller! Shall we resume stabbing?
40	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'', going through a box of "toys" Beth asked Rick to make as a child.
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42	->''"Warning: this kit contains unnecessarily sharp items."''
43	-->-- ''Website/{{Neopets}}'', FlavorText for [[https://items.jellyneo.net/item/32986/ Darigan Fishing Playtime Kit]]
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45	->''"Lion toy made out of 100% tin. Once a very popular toy with human children, they rebelled against humanity, leaving thousands of grieving parents..."''
46	-->--''VideoGame/ShadowHeartsCovenant'', bestiary description of the [[OptionalBoss Tin Lion]].
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48	->''"Someone forgot to instruct the toymaker that teething toys are NOT supposed to HAVE teeth!"''

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