Line #2 Quotes/MistakenForRacist


1	[[AC:Fan Works]]
2	->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Luan Loud]]''': ''(reading a story in which Clyde, a timid man who also happens to be black, is revealed to be hung)'' Hoo, boy. [[BlackIsBiggerInBed You know what they say about guys like Clyde]].
3	->'''Luna Loud''': Seriously, Luan? I thought you were better than that.
4	->'''Luan Loud''': Eh? All I meant is that timid guys tend to be bigger downstairs [[CompensatingForSomething because they don't go around like they have something to prove]].
5	-->-- ''Fanfic/PeekingThroughTheFourthWall''
6
7	->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Lisa Loud]]''': "Whoever picks the white pawn will go first."
8	->'''Lana Loud''': "Wait, why the white one?"
9	->'''Lisa Loud''': "Because in chess, the person controlling the white pieces always goes first."
10	->'''Lola Loud''': "So basically, never play this game with Clyde."
11	->'''Lisa''': "Oh, for the love of... Again, I must reiterate that this game is not trying to advance any sort of socio-political agenda!"
12	->'''Lana''': "Yeah, we still don't know what that means."
13	->'''Lola''': "It means that there's no cause to feel uncomfortable about the rules, and it is perfectly acceptable to play this game with Clyde."
14	-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13083807/1/Check-Please Check Please]]'' (Clyde is their brother's best friend, and he's black)
15
16	[[AC:Film]]
17	->''[George is wearing a white pointed hoodie]''\
18	'''Mahalik''': George, the hood! Lose the hood!\
19	'''George''': I know, we're in the hood now!\
20	'''Brenda''': He's a dead man.\
21	'''George''': ''[as crowd boos]'' You guys feelin' me? In the hood? ''[=[=][[DiggingYourselfDeeper does what looks like a Heil Hitler salute]]]''
22	-->-- ''Film/ScaryMovie3''
23
24	->''"Kill whitey!"''
25	-->-- '''Mike Donnelly''', ''Film/BlackSheep1996''
26
27	[[AC:Literature]]
28	->'''Arthur Weasley''': ''(Having just come back from reversing the effects of the jinxed candy Fred and George tricked [[FatBastard Dudley]] into eating)'' [Dudley's tongue] was four feet long before his parents would let me shrink it!\
29	''(Harry and the Weasley kids roar with laughter)''\
30	'''Arthur Weasley''': It isn't funny! That sort of behavior ''seriously'' undermines wizard-{{Muggle\|s}} relations! I spend half my life campaigning against the mistreatment of Muggles, and my own sons-\
31	'''Fred Weasley''': ''(Indignant)'' We didn't give it to him because he's a Muggle!\
32	'''George Weasley''': No, we gave it to him because he's a [[{{Jerkass}} great bullying git]]!
33	-->-- ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire''
34
35	->'''Heather:''' ''[in sign language]'' I'm Heather Wilson. I'm a submersible operator.\
36	'''Jillian:''' Really?\
37	'''Heather:''' ''[scowling]'' Why are you surprised? Is it because I'm deaf?\
38	'''Jillian:''' No, it's because I'm {{claustrophobi\|a}}c. What sort of submersible?
39	-->-- ''Literature/IntoTheDrowningDeep''
40
41	->Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Metres, the Mile, the Marathon – he'd run them all.
42	-->-- ''Literature/InterestingTimes''
43
44	[[AC:Live-Action TV]]
45	->'''Sir Humphrey:''' ''[describing a mysterious new African president]'' All we know is that he's an enigma.\
46	'''Hacker:''' Humphrey, I don't care for [[NWordPrivileges that word]].
47	-->-- ''Series/YesMinister''
48
49	->'''Liz''': Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?\
50	'''Steven''': Liz, I wish it could be like that. And maybe someday our children or our children's children will hate each other like that, but it just doesn't work that way today.\
51	'''Liz''': So what you're saying is that any woman that doesn't like you is a racist.\
52	'''Steven''': No, no, no, no, no. Some women are gay.
53	-->-- ''Series/ThirtyRock''
54
55	[[AC:Webcomics]]
56	->'''Parley:''' ''[to [[MagicKnight Eglamore]]]'' Here, why don't you an' Jones spar? You know, to show Carver!\
57	'''Eglamore:''' Ah come on. That wouldn't be fair.\
58	'''Carver:''' ''[frowning]'' [[WouldntHitAGirl Because she is a woman?]]\
59	'''Eglamore:''' Haha! No, because indoors, and at close range, Jones would '''flatten''' me.
60	-->-- ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'', p.[[https://www.gunnerkrigg.com/?p=375 375]]
61
62	[[AC:Web Original]]
63	->''Whitestown [...] was named for Albert Smith White, a U.S. Senator from Indiana. The name of the town has at points been noted for being easily percieved as having historical ties to racism in Indiana, despite Albert S. White being known as a leading abolitionist.''
64	-->-- '''Website/{{Wikipedia}}'''[='s=] page on Whitestown, Indiana
65
66	[[AC:Web Video]]
67	->''"No, no man. I-I mean like Indian food. Like-Like curry smells bad. Indian food!"''
68	-->-- '''Puff''', ''WebAnimation/YourFavoriteMartian''
69
70	->'''Rata:''' Tell me, Shape. Do you know what the difference is between Blue-Eyes White Dragon and Red-Eyes Black Dragon?
71	->'''Shape:''' ...[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Is this one of those jokes you're not allowed to tell on YouTube?]]
72	-->-- ''WebVideo/Rank10YGO''
73
74	->'''Sam''': I have an FN Browning, Belgian made Nazi pistol, and some people might go like "How the fuck you got that nazi pistol bro, [[LesCollaborateurs you some sort of admirer]]?", no motherfucker, my great uncle was in the [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII Battle of the Bulge]] and he [[BoomHeadshot shot some guy in the fucking face]] and took it off his dead body and came home with it and was like "YEEEEEAH"
75	-->-- ''[[https://youtu.be/--Lg-VtuA20?t=721 General Sam]] explaining the only bit of nazi memorabilia to his viewers.''
76
77	->'''Man 1''': "I wish Sam would give me a couple of credit cards. That dude is ''so'' niggardly!"
78	->'''Woman''': "Hey, not cool! You can't say that!"
79	->'''Man 2''': "Actually, it's a perfectly innocent word that means 'stingy'. It just ''sounds'' like a slur."
80	->'''Man 3''': "A ''lot'' like a slur!"
81	->'''Man 1''': "Ah, but it's just ''almost'' a slur."
82	-->-- "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQTJl2bwoZQ 31 Words That Sound Like Slurs But Aren't]]"
83
84	->''"While we're in there... I just want you to film anything that feels... the slightest bit offensive."''
85	-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Alpharad}}''' prior to riding ''Ride/ItsASmallWorld''
86
87	->'''[[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 Spider-Man]]:''' A-ha! So ''you'' were the one that was [[SpiderSense settin' my alarms off!]] How unfortunate for you, pal, I'm stuck to you like glue! I already know you're up to no good, so you better quit while you're ahead!\
88	'''Black guy:''' Wait, I-I-I'm sorry, are you talking to me?\
89	'''Spider-Man:''' Don't act coy, friend, I know you're up to something!\
90	'''Black guy:''' I really don't understand what you mean. I-I was just out enjoying my lunch break.\
91	'''White guy #1:''' Yeah, Spidey, I-I've been with 'em for a while, and he's not doin' nothin'!\
92	'''White guy #2:''' Yeah, I'm a bit confused. What exactly about him really strikes you as, uh, dangerous?\
93	'''Spider-Man:''' [[OhCrap Well, actually-- well, okay, it's not--]] it's not about him in particular that put him out, ya see, he--\
94	'''Black guy:''' No, that actually is a ''very'' interesting question. What is it about me ''specifically'' that made you point ''me'' out and say that I was "up to no good"?\
95	'''Spider-Man:''' No, no, no, it's not--\
96	'''Black guy:''' Was it the color of my suit?\
97	'''Spider-Man:''' No, it's not--\
98	'''Black guy:''' Was it the color of my ''tie''?\
99	'''Spider-Man:''' Whoa! Okay, look, look, look, I-I know how this looks! This looks really bad, but I promise-- I promise you it's just… this is actually one of my spider abilities! Y'know, sometimes, [[ThatCameOutWrong I just look at people and I get signals sent to my brain that tell me they're up to no]]-- ah, uh, let me rephrase that. [[DiggingYourselfDeeper It's just that sometimes, when I'm around certain people, I get, like, a bad feeling]]-- ''(stutters)'' …I voted for Obama.
100	-->-- ''WebVideo/SolidJJ'', [[https://youtu.be/4bJR45p2HuI "Spider Sensitivity"]]
101
102	->'''Assistant''': What's your education plan?\
103	'''Magius''': Let's just keep the schools separate, y'know? Black...\
104	'''Assistants''': (Offscreen) Woah!\
105	'''Magius''': ...Blood... Fire... Uh, any school of magic, really. Bird?
106	-->-- ''WebVideo/WizardsWithGuns'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7qTH4dB5io "An INSANE WIZARD Wants to be Your President (and He's Pro-Gun?)"]]
107
108	[[AC:Western Animation]]
109	->'''Malory Archer''': Why? Because I don't want Sterling to end up with a woman like Lana Kane? My God, a black...ops field agent?!\
110	'''Pam Poovey''': Totally thought she was heading in a whoooooole other direction with that.
111	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''
112
113	->'''Announcer:''' It's the [[FunWithAcronyms Krusty Komedy Klassic]]!\
114	'''Krusty the Clown:''' Hey, hey! It's great to be back at the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_Theater Apollo Theatre!]] And, uh... ''K-K-K?'' [[OhCrap That's not good...]] Heh, heh, heh... oh ho, ''ohhhh...''\
115	''[audience begins yelling and commence ProducePelting]''
116	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
117
118	->'''Party Bro''': Whoa! Is that fucking {{blackface}}, dude?!
119	->'''Forest Demon''': [[RapidFireNo No no no]], this isn't blackface, I'm an actual [[OurDemonsAreDifferent demon]]!
120	->'''Woman''': Are you fucking serious?
121	->'''Man''': Not cool, man!
122	->'''Forest Demon''': No no, you don't understand! I'm literally a forest demon from across the bridge, this isn't a costume!
123	->'''Man''': ''(punches the demon)'' [[GetOut Get the FUCK out]], man!
124	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SmilingFriends'', ''[[Recap/SmilingFriendsS1E4ASillyHalloweenSpecial A Silly Halloween Special]]''
125
126	->'''Brian:''' Where did you get ''crack''?\
127	'''Peter:''' From Blacks.\
128	'''Brian:''' ''...What?!''\
129	'''Peter:''' Yeah, right behind Blacks' Hardware Store. There's a white guy selling it.
130	-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Peter's Two Dads"

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