Line #10 Quotes/ImprobableWeaponUser


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5	->''"[[KneelBeforeZod Kneel before]]'' [[KneelBeforeZod GRODD!]] ''You have walked into my ambush! And I have brought my biggest combat spoon -- to eat your tasty'' [[BrainFood brains]]!!!''"''
6	-->-- '''Gorilla Grodd''', ''Action Comics #893''
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8	-> I'm not usually one for bragging, but some things just have to be made known: I just stabbed someone with hot mashed potatoes. Bow taken.
9	-->-- [[ComicBook/JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac Johnny C.]]'s Twitter
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15	->Godot weighed a second mug in his hand. "Stand away from the witness," he said sternly. "Coffee should not be wasted. Especially as this is my seventeenth mug of the case --"\
16	With a scream of, "Die, Mia Fey, die!" [[spoiler:Dahlia]] wrenched the zanpakutou from Tousen's waist and leapt at the defense attorneys.\
17	Godot's second mug took her in the back of the head, and she went down like a ton of bricks.
18	-->-- ''[[http://31-days.livejournal.com/1648484.html Order in the Court]]'', an ''Franchise/AceAttorney / Manga/{{Bleach}}'' crossover fic
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24	->'''[[JerkJock Larabee]]:''' I'm a trained killer you know, I can kill you with anything in this office. You want to die by Post-Its? 'Cause I can make that happen.
25	->'''Agent 91:''' And that's ''slow'' death.
26	-->-- ''Film/GetSmart''
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28	->''"I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil."''
29	-->-- '''Viggo''', ''Film/JohnWick''
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31	->''"Death by stereo!"''
32	-->-- '''Sam Emerson''', ''Film/TheLostBoys''
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34	-> '''Jack Wilder''': Woah woah woah hey, hold on- [grabs a group of playing cards]\
35	'''Agent Dylan Rhodes''': ...really?\
36	'''Jack''': Yep. [Starts throwing them at Rhodes]
37	-->-- ''Film/NowYouSeeMe''
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43	->'''Eithan:''' ''[faux-serious]'' He initiated an open attack against me in Serpent's Grave, and I was forced to take out ''the broom''.\
44	'''Emperor:''' ''[dryly]'' I've never heard that expression. I assume you mean an actual broom.
45	-->-- ''Literature/CradleSeries'', ''Blackflame''
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47	->''"Like her husband, Tika had fought against the Dragon Highlords in the War of the Lance, some forty years ago. Unlike Caramon, however, she'd never trained as a warrior, relying instead on the art of bashing opponents with whatever heavy, blunt object was available."''
48	-->-- ''[[Literature/{{Dragonlance}} Dezra's Quest]]''
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50	->'A hole.' he says flatly. 'You're going to kill Sethrakus Ra with a hole in the ground.' He points to the sections of the jungle where we've hidden Mog artillery. 'You've really stuck on the hole aspect of the plan. I told you. We've got guns, bombs- But for Sethrakus Ra, we've got a hole.'
51	-->-- ''Literature/LorienLegacies'', The Fate of Ten ([[JustifiedTrope justified]], because [[spoiler: Sethrakus connected his life with Ella, making her suffer whatever he suffered]])
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57	->'''Juan:''' What are you doing with that?\
58	'''Michael:''' I'm gonna fight them off.\
59	'''Juan:''' With a hand towel?!\
60	'''Michael:''' Why? Do you have a gun?
61	-->-- ''Series/BurnNotice''
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63	->''"I have no sword. I don't need a sword, because I am the Doctor, and this...is my spoon! ''[brandishes spoon]'' En garde!"''
64	-->-- '''Twelfth Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E3RobotOfSherwood "Robot of Sherwood"]]
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66	->'''Sean:''' And you did [[CurbStompBattle all that]] on your own? What was it, six of them?
67	->'''Elliot:''' Eight, but I had a dart, so...
68	-->-- '''Series/GangsOfLondon'''
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74	->''"Nevertheless, dates when [[BewareTheSillyOnes Heck]] claims to have been engaged in operational activity coincide with reports of unusual causes of death at the Taipei morgue, including a man with known Triad affiliations found with the chassis of a ten-speed mountain bike driven through his torso and a Vatican Intelligence agent with his airway obstructed by 17 communion wafers."''
75	-->-- '''Your Dossier''', ''Videogame/AlphaProtocol''
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77	->''Elridge is not permitted a spoon, or a plate. It is probably unwise to permit him even the sharper vegetables.''
78	-->-- ''VideoGame/CultistSimulator''
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80	->'''Edward Van Helgen:''' Choose your [dueling] weapon.\
81	'''Guybrush:''' I choose the banjo.\
82	'''Edward Van Helgen:''' I accept.\
83	'''Guybrush:''' ...You do?
84	-->-- ''VideoGame/TheCurseOfMonkeyIsland''
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86	->'''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening "Marth"]]:''' It's time to move out, Heroes. The fate of [[VideoGame/FireEmblemFates this world]] rests upon your shoulders.\
87	'''Corrin:''' You can count on us. We'll give it all we've got!\
88	'''"Marth":''' There's no doubt in my mind. But... I must ask... What do you intend to use as weapons?\
89	'''Azura:''' Well, I shall smack my foes with this hagoita[[note]]basically a Japanese ping-pong paddle[[/note]].\
90	'''Takumi:''' And I shall toss this mochi[[note]]Japanese rice cakes[[/note]] at mine.\
91	'''Camilla:''' My enemies shall be poked repeatedly with this kadomatsu[[note]]a couple of bamboo sticks tied together[[/note]].\
92	'''Corrin:''' And mine shall recoil in fear at the mere sight of Hama Ya.\
93	'''"Marth":''' I...see... Perhaps I haven't made the severity of the situation clear. The fate of this world rests upon your--\
94	'''Takumi:''' [[JustifiedTrope Well, we were in the middle of preparing for our first shrine trip of the new year when this all happened. Were you expecting us to be armed to the teeth with real weapons of war?]]\
95	'''Azura:''' Don't worry. If I can wield a pine branch as a weapon and emerge victorious, I'm sure these will serve. The weapons matter not as long as we give it our all! Now let's go save this world.
96	-->-- ''VideoGame/FireEmblemHeroes''
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98	->''"Roxas, that's a stick."''
99	-->-- '''Xion''', ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts358DaysOver2''
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101	->''"Yes, you did just lose to a guy with a '''lamppost'''."''
102	-->-- '''Jax''', ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends''
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104	->''"Put down the shotgun. Pick up a dolphin!!"''
105	-->-- ''VideoGame/PlantsVsZombiesGardenWarfare'' commercial
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111	->''"Look out for the French bread!"''
112	-->-- '''Bouncer Beagle''', ''WebAnimation/{{Ducktalez}} 7''
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114	->''"This umbrella works wonders for murdering."''
115	-->-- '''Kirby''', ''WebAnimation/SonicForHire''
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121	->TG: how the fuck do you even wield a broken bow\
122	TG: did you go around clubbing shit with the two halves\
123	CT: D --> Yes
124	-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
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130	->"I would remind you that [Yuna's] current protectors are armed with a volley ball and a stuffed animal."
131	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''' on ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX''
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137	->'''Dan:''' That guy knows 12 ways to kill a man with a bell.
138	->'''Chris:''' Wow, I only know... [makes swinging motion] ...one.
139	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DanVs''
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141	->''"Don't try to stop me! I've got gold statuettes and I am ''not'' afraid to use them!"''
142	-->-- '''Heather''', ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Total Drama Revenge of the Island]]'', "[[Recap/TotalDramaUpUpAndAwayInMyPitifulBalloon Up, Up and Away in My Pitiful Balloon]]"
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144	->''"Using a saw as a weapon is like using a gun to cut a two-by-four!"''
145	-->-- '''Hank Hill,''' ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'', "[[Recap/KingOfTheHillS4E4LittleHorrorsOfShop Little Horrors of Shop]]"
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