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1->''"And when you kill this bird, it drops a sword. [[LampshadeHanging Why would a bird be carrying around a sword?]] [[{{Hammerspace}} And where was it keeping it anyway?]] [...] [[AssShove Are they shoving these things up their asses?]]"''
2-->-- '''WebVideo/ThirdRateGamer''' discussing ''VideoGame/{{Battletoads}}''
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4->'''Narrator:''' The Bard, having slain the random wolf, found that it had digested not only the contents of a small treasury but also various household goods... Wait, am I reading that correctly? That can't be right.\
5'''Bard:''' You'd be surprised. I find all kinds of things [[MoneySpider inside these beasties]]. Did I ever tell you about the time I killed this rat and [[HammerSpace out popped an entire chest...]]
6-->-- '''VideoGame/TheBardsTale'''
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8->''"The zombies drop feathers because I don't know what they should drop."''
9-->-- '''Notch''', creator of ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}''
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11->''"It's not 'why did this dog have a sniper rifle?', It's 'why did this dog refuse to use it against me?'"''
12-->--'''Woolie''' on ''VideoGame/ParasiteEve'', ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay''
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14->''"One time, I scrubbed the mold out of the Guild showers and it dropped 2d4 copper pieces and a potion of fire resistance."''
15-->-- '''Haley Starshine''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
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17->''"Alchemy ingredient. A strange item indeed, given that kings usually don't lay eggs."''
18--> '''Egg of the King''', ''VideoGame/LuxarenAllure''
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20->''"What the hell is a "Secret Gem?!" Why do you keep killing us for them?!"''

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