"And when you kill this bird, it drops a sword. Why would a bird be carrying around a sword? And where was it keeping it anyway? [...] Are they shoving these things up their asses?"
"The zombies drop feathers because I don't know what they should drop."
— Notch, creator of Minecraft
"It's not "why did this dog have a sniper rifle?" Its "why did this dog refuse to use it against me?"
"One time, I scrubbed the mold out of the Guild showers and it dropped 2d4 copper pieces and a potion of fire resistance."
— Haley Starshine, The Order of the Stick