Line #26 Quotes/ImmuneToBullets


1	->''"Don't shoot! Don't shoot, you'll piss him off!"''
2	-->-- '''Grace''', ''Film/{{Avatar}}''
3
4	->"Dr. Crawford claims these crimes are being perpetrated by dead men, charged with atom rays, which gives them superhuman strength and makes them impervious to bullets... Well, if you want to believe that story you can!"
5	-->-- ''Film/CreatureWithTheAtomBrain''
6
7	->"Targets sustain no damage from from shot. Calculating...conclusion: cannot retreat. Continue firing out of spite."
8	-->-- '''A Robo Speaking shooter''', ''Webcomic/MSPaintMasterpieces''
9
10	->'''Lt. Hawkeye''': Roger. We're targeting these white things right?\
11	'''Edward Elric''': It won't work Lieutenant!\
12	'''Darius''': Bullets don't work on them!\
13	'''Lt. Hawkeye''': [[LampshadeHanging Not again! They won't work on anything these days...]]
14	-->-- ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'', manga chapter 93
15
16	->"What the?!? I've heard of bullet-proof VESTS... but a bullet-proof CHEST?! Le'me out of here!!"
17	-->--'''A mugger''' shooting at Clark Kent in ''Magazine/{{MAD}}'''s parody of ''Film/SupermanTheMovie''
18
19	-> "Wait, don't shoot!... I tried to warn you about the ricochet."
20	-->-- '''Alphonse Elric''', ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''
21
22	->"Damn it! Why doesn't shooting things ever work anymore!?"''
23	-->-- ''Webcomic/AntiheroForHire''
24
25	->"Don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll only make him mad."
26	-->-- '''The Waco Kid''', ''Film/BlazingSaddles''
27
28	->"I wouldn't use those crappy bullets to scratch my ass!"
29	-->-- '''666''', ''Anime/DeadLeaves''
30
31	->'''Baby''': I'm immune to your bullets!\
32	''[bullet ricochets off him]''\
33	'''Inferno Cop''': So am I!\
34	''[bullet ricochets back]''\
35	'''Baby''': "WHA--"\
36	''[[[StuffBlowingUp explosion]]]''
37	-->-- ''WebAnimation/InfernoCop''
38
39	->'''Hoka:''' Missiles, direct hit on target confirmed!\
40	'''Aikuro:''' Now, if only [Ragyo] were the sort of person missiles worked on...
41	-->-- ''Anime/KillLaKill'', "Far from the Madding Crowd".
42
43	->"Take that, you pencil-headed [[MechaMooks robot mooks]]! ''(no effect)'' Well whaddaya know? They took it!"
44	-->-- '''Captain Simian''', ''WesternAnimation/CaptainSimianAndTheSpaceMonkeys''
45
46	->"Why did you make holes in me? My gratitude for the gift of metal, of course."
47	-->-- ''The Meddler'', by '''Creator/LarryNiven'''.
48
49	->'''[=McKinney=]:''' Remember how to use a gun, Officer Riley?\
50	'''Riley:''' What difference does it make? Shooting Cordell is only good for getting his attention.
51	-->-- ''Film/ManiacCop2''
52
53	->'''Garcia:''' No, don't kill Roberta!\
54	'''Dutch:''' ''[blasting away with HandCannon]'' If this could kill her we wouldn't be in this mess!
55	-->-- ''Manga/BlackLagoon''
56
57	->'''Sarah Connor:''' Can you stop him?\
58	'''Kyle Reece:''' I don't know. With these weapons...I don't know.
59	-->-- ''Film/TheTerminator''
60
61	->"The monster is impervious to every effort of the military. Rocket-propelled bullets bounce off like ping-pong balls. Atomic hand grenades only destroy the soldiers who've thrown them. She brushes aside our most powerful Destructo beams with contempt!"
62	-->-- '''Attack of the [=50-Ft Half-Klingon=]'''
63
64	->Guns don't kill people; it's impossible to be killed by a gun. We are all invincible to bullets and it's a miracle!
65	-->-- '''Night Vale NRA Chapter''', ''Podcast/WelcomeToNightVale'', "Pilot"
66
67	->I hate thinking of the fortune in ammunition thugs like you have wasted on me over the years!
68	-->-- '''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}''', ''[[Comicbook/{{Supergirl 1982}} Supergirl vol 2]] #12''
69
70	->''[Captain Quell draws his pistol as the Foretold advances]''\
71	'''The Doctor:''' [[RapidFireNo Oh no, no, no, no.]] That didn't work before.\
72	'''Quell:''' What kind of soldier would I be, [[DefiantToTheEnd dying with bullets in my gun?]] ''[fires to no effect]'' For the record, it didn't even flinch!
73	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Mummy on the Orient Express"
74
75	->"That gun is not going to work the way you think it will."
76	-->--'''[[ImplacableMan Jack Baker]]''', ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil7''
77
78	->''Bullets are like mosquitoes to the Russian!''
79	-->--'''The Russian''', ''VideoGame/{{The Punisher\|THQ}} (2005)''
80
81	->Tried to... get her away from everybody... Turns out she's not vulnerable... to bullets...
82	-->-- '''Gangbuster''', ''ComicBook/{{Bizarrogirl}}''
83
84	->A man who could laugh off machine-gun bullets like they were spitballs?
85	-->-- '''ComicBook/JimmyOlsen''' describing '''Franchise/{{Superman}}''', ''Fanfic/AForceOfFour''
86
87	->'''Doctor William Abberton:''' Stay back! I'm armed!\
88	'''Amelia:''' Shoot, then! You know what good ''that'' will do.
89	-->--''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho: [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho023ProjectTwilight Project Twilight]]''
90
91	->'''Freddy:''' You have bullet immunity!\
92	'''Billy:''' I'm bulletproof! Shoot me again, shoot me again!\
93	''[the robbers shoot him again, to no effect]''\
94	'''Billy:''' This is awesome!\
95	'''Freddie:''' Wait, are you bulletproof, or is it just the suit? Hey, guys, can you shoot him in the face?\
96	'''Billy:''' Yeah, yeah, shoot me in the face! Wait, what?\
97	''[the robbers shoot him in the face several times, to no effect]''\
98	'''Billy:''' ...That kinda tickles.
99	-->-- ''Film/Shazam2019''
100
101	->''"[[PunctuatedForEmphasis STOP... SHOOTING!]] She [[HealingFactor heals.]]"''
102	-->-- '''Donald Pierce''', ''Film/{{Logan}}''
103
104	->Here was a mark where an atomic bomb had hit it, there was a scar where possibly a plane had crashed into it leaving the charred remnants of oil and fuel. There was a row of minute dents where surface-to-air or air-to-air missiles had struck it. But such marks were notable only for their stains, not for any damage they had done.
105	-->-- ''Literature/BattlefieldEarth: A Saga of the Year 3000'', by Creator/LRonHubbard
106
107	->''"Ordinary bullets have no effect... and a method of destroying the awesome creature... has not yet been formulated."''
108	-->--'''Radio Operator''' on the '''Rhedosaurus''', ''Film/TheBeastFromTwentyThousandFathoms''
109
110	->''"IIII AAAAAAM BUUUUUULLETPROOOOOOOOOOOOF!!!"''
111	-->-- '''Heavy Weapons Guy''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''
112
113	->''"Caleb, those people back there, they wasn't normal! Normal folks, they don't spit out bullets when you shoot 'em, no sir!"''
114	-->--'''Loy Colton''', ''Film/NearDark''
115
116	->''"It's a vibranium car, you idiots! The bullets won't penetrate!"''
117	-->--'''Ulysses Klaue''', ''Film/BlackPanther2018''
118
119	->''"These are no good against the dead, only the living."''
120	-->--'''Watson Pritchard''', ''Film/HouseOnHauntedHill1959''
121
122	->''"You think evil can be killed with bullets?"''
123	-->--'''Father Pujardov''', ''Film/HorrorExpress''
124
125	->''"And that's your first mistake. When you shoot Rath, IT JUST MAKES RATH MAD!"''
126	-->--'''Rath''', ''WesternAnimation/Ben10UltimateAlien'', "Duped"
127
128	->''"From all I've seen tonight, guns won't do any good."''
129	-->--'''Patrolman Kelton''', ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace''
130
131	->"Ha, ha! Shoot, you fools! I'm invulnerable! Those bullets don't even tickle me!"
132	-->-- '''Lex Luthor''', ''ComicBook/TheGirlWithTheXRayMind''
133
134	->''"They don't fall down when they're shot."''
135	-->--'''Doug Hertz''' on vampires, ''Film/ThirtyDaysOfNight''
136
137	->Even the massive-caliber bullet fired from the sniper rifle didn't so much as make Jangmo-o's head rock. The bullets just ''stopped'', without even bouncing off her scales, and having less of an effect than if she'd shot battleship-grade armor.
138	-->-- ''Fanfic/BoldoresAndBoomsticks''
139
140	->''"Lock on target, men! Ready?... FIRE! ''(S.S.P.D. unload their guns into Chaos 0; bullets drop from his body to the ground)'' Oh no! Our weapons are useless! Retreat! All personnel, fall back!"''
141	-->-- '''S.S.P.D. Chief''', ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure''

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