| 1 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 2 | |
| 3 | [[folder:Anime and Manga]] |
| 4 | ->'''Shinji:''' Why is it so hard for you to believe that he can love someone for who they are and not whether or not it's a boy or girl?\ |
| 5 | '''Asuka:''' It just means he's bi!\ |
| 6 | '''Shinji:''' I don't even think it's like that. He's not the type to be interested in "boys" or "girls"... He's just in love with the person. As If Ayanami is the only other human in the whole world. |
| 7 | -->-- ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'', [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/2167914/004/ chapter 17]] |
| 8 | [[/folder]] |
| 9 | |
| 10 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 11 | ->'''Nico Minoru:''' [[AlmostKiss What are you doing?]] |
| 12 | ->'''Karolina Dean:''' I'm so sorry. Am...am I moving too fast? |
| 13 | ->'''Nico Minoru:''' Yes! No! I mean, you shouldn't be moving in that direction ''at all''! |
| 14 | ->'''Karolina Dean:''' But after Alex, you...you said you were done with boys forever. |
| 15 | ->'''Nico Minoru:''' I am! But that doesn't mean I'm suddenly into...Wait, ''you're'' into girls? |
| 16 | ->'''Karolina Dean:''' Yes? Well, not all of them. Aren't you? |
| 17 | ->'''Nico Minoru:''' No! [[AmbiguouslyBi I...I don't think so.]] I just want to be alone right now, okay? I don't understand this need for people to automatically have to ''pair up'' with someone, that's all. |
| 18 | -->-- ''ComicBook/{{Runaways}}'' |
| 19 | [[/folder]] |
| 20 | |
| 21 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 22 | ->''Asuka will still stoutly insist she's not into girls in general, but at least to herself and Shinji she'll quietly admit she's pretty Reisexual now.'' |
| 23 | -->'''Strypgia''', ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'' [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-1264#post-9012266 notes]] |
| 24 | |
| 25 | ->'''Light:''' I am sorry though. Really. I think I was confused.\ |
| 26 | '''L:''' You ''were'' confused?\ |
| 27 | '''Light:''' Hmm.\ |
| 28 | '''L:''' But you're not anymore.\ |
| 29 | '''Light:''' No. Well, a little. Mostly embarrassed and... [[ThereAreNoTherapists maybe I should see a psychiatrist?]]\ |
| 30 | '''L:''' [[EvenTheGuysWantHim Do I really have that effect?]]\ |
| 31 | '''Light:''' No!\ |
| 32 | '''L:''' Look, we'll forget about it. These things happen, I'm sure. I've read accounts of soldiers in the Belgian Congo being taken unaware by... waking up in the night and hormones and bad things.\ |
| 33 | '''Light:''' You have? Soldiers in the Belgian Congo?\ |
| 34 | '''L:''' [[ManlyGay They're very manly.]]\ |
| 35 | '''Light:''' They must be.\ |
| 36 | '''L:''' [[DeadpanSnarker And the Spartans. Remember the Spartans.]] |
| 37 | -->-- ''Fanfic/ACureForLove'' |
| 38 | [[/folder]] |
| 39 | |
| 40 | [[folder:Film - Animated]] |
| 41 | ->'''Tiger''': Stella, where are you going? STELLA!! Stella wait!\ |
| 42 | '''Stella''': ''(disguise falls off)'' Look, it's not you! It's me! I'm a, a--\ |
| 43 | '''Gladys Sharpe''': ''...Skunk''!\ |
| 44 | '''Stella''': Yeah, that. Sorry you have to see this. Fire in the hole! ''(explosion covers the house, cork lands outside)''\ |
| 45 | '''Stella''': The smell doesn't bother you?\ |
| 46 | '''Tiger''': ''(holds Stella's hand)'' No, this face was bred for beauty. I cannot smell a thing.\ |
| 47 | '''Stella''': You... can't smell... ''(returns affection)'' |
| 48 | -->--''WesternAnimation/OverTheHedge'' |
| 49 | |
| 50 | ->"You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley, and they'll tell you ''whose team they'd prefer to be on!''" |
| 51 | -->--'''[=LeFou=]''' about '''Gaston''', ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast'' |
| 52 | |
| 53 | ->"That human saved my life." |
| 54 | -->--'''King Triton''' about '''Prince Eric''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989'' (alternate storyboard ending) |
| 55 | |
| 56 | ->'''Felix Flankin''': It's all over... My darling, we're going home. My place isn't much, two small rooms, a furnished medicine cabinet. But we'll be married. And soon there'll be the sound of tiny Flankins running around.\ |
| 57 | '''Francesca''': (sobs) Oh, Felix!\ |
| 58 | '''Felix Flankin''': Wh-wh-what is it? What have I said? We'll get a bigger place. I'll give up sneezing. W-what is it?\ |
| 59 | '''Francesca''': Oh, Felix! I can never marry you!\ |
| 60 | '''Felix Flankin''': You can't? You don't love me?\ |
| 61 | '''Francesca''': Yes I do! I do love you! And that's why I won't marry you!\ |
| 62 | '''Felix Flankin''': Francesca I got to tell you something. I can't keep on dating you in jungles.\ |
| 63 | '''Francesca''': No, Felix. There's something I must tell you. Haven't you wondered why I was on that island? You see...I'm not a human like you are. I was created by Frankinstein. After the Monster and his Mate, I was his masterpiece. But where other women have a heart, I have a spring. Where other women have lungs, I have a pump that runs on batteries. Where other women have elbows and knees, I have metallic joints that will one day grow rusty and stiffen...I'm just a machine with hundreds of parts that will eventually wear out.\ |
| 64 | '''Felix Flankin''': Well, Francesca, none of us are perfect. |
| 65 | -->--''WesternAnimation/MadMonsterParty'' |
| 66 | [[/folder]] |
| 67 | |
| 68 | [[folder:Film - Live-Action]] |
| 69 | ->'''Ennis Del Mar:''' You know I ain't no queer.\ |
| 70 | '''Jack Twist:''' Me neither. |
| 71 | -->--''Film/BrokebackMountain'' |
| 72 | |
| 73 | ->''Elvis looked good. I mean, I ain't no f*g, but Elvis was prettier than most women, you know? Most women. I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis.'' |
| 74 | -->-- '''Clarence''', ''Film/TrueRomance'' |
| 75 | |
| 76 | ->'''Betty Elms:''' (''after kissing Rita'') Have you ever done this before?\ |
| 77 | '''Rita:''' I don't know. Have you?\ |
| 78 | '''Betty Elms:''' I want to... with you. |
| 79 | -->-- ''Film/MulhollandDrive'' |
| 80 | |
| 81 | ->'''Selby Wall:''' (''after kissing Aileen'') I thought you didn't like girls.\ |
| 82 | '''Aileen Wuornos:''' I didn't like anyone really. But I like you. |
| 83 | -->-- ''Film/{{Monster}}'' (2003) |
| 84 | |
| 85 | ->'''King:''' I don't care if you are a man. ''(kisses Victoria)''\ |
| 86 | '''Victoria:''' I'm ... not a man.\ |
| 87 | '''King:''' I still don't care! ''(kissing ensues)'' |
| 88 | -->-- ''Film/VictorVictoria'' |
| 89 | |
| 90 | ->'''Jerry:''' Oh no, you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.\ |
| 91 | '''Osgood:''' Why not? \ |
| 92 | '''Jerry:''' Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde. \ |
| 93 | '''Osgood:''' Doesn't matter. \ |
| 94 | '''Jerry:''' I smoke! I smoke all the time! \ |
| 95 | '''Osgood:''' I don't care. \ |
| 96 | '''Jerry:''' Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.\ |
| 97 | '''Osgood:''' ...I forgive you. \ |
| 98 | '''Jerry:''' ''(tragically)'' I can never have children! \ |
| 99 | '''Osgood:''' We can adopt some. \ |
| 100 | '''Jerry:''' But you don't ''understand'', Osgood! \ |
| 101 | ''(Jerry finally gives up and pulls off his wig)''\ |
| 102 | '''Jerry:''' Ohh... I'M A ''MAN!''\ |
| 103 | '''Osgood:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well... Nobody's perfect!]]\ |
| 104 | ''(Jerry pauses and gives Osgood a perplexed look)'' |
| 105 | -->-- ''Film/SomeLikeItHot'' |
| 106 | |
| 107 | ->'''Larry:''' I don't even know why I had a crush on you, back a long time ago when I first met you that you really cured me of.\ |
| 108 | '''Ricki:''' I don't know. Maybe it's because you know I can kick your ass. Maybe that turns you on.\ |
| 109 | '''Larry:''' You cannot kick my ass.\ |
| 110 | ''(They kiss)''\ |
| 111 | '''Ricki:''' What?\ |
| 112 | '''Larry:''' Y-You need a woman.\ |
| 113 | '''Ricki:''' ''(looking at Larry)'' I got one.\ |
| 114 | ''(They kiss again, Ricki pinches him)''\ |
| 115 | '''Larry:''' Ow, stop!\ |
| 116 | '''Ricki:''' Kiss me again. I thought you wanted to be my bitch.\ |
| 117 | '''Larry:''' Huh?\ |
| 118 | '''Ricki:''' Now you talk the talk, you know I'm expecting you to walk the walk. Come on. Show me what I've been missing my whole life. Lay some of that sweet heterolingus on me.\ |
| 119 | '''Larry:''' I think, uh, to be serious...I just, you know, I was thinking, you know, and you were right. When you said, you know, probably actually a woman might know more about what feels better to another woman. She's a woman herself. Guy might be at a certain disadvantage.\ |
| 120 | '''Ricki:''' Shut up and get over here. |
| 121 | -->-- ''Film/{{Gigli}}'' |
| 122 | |
| 123 | ->As far as the whole lesbian thing goes, if you do ever think about hoppin' the fence, promise you'll give me a call first. |
| 124 | -->-- '''Larry''' to '''Ricki''', ''Film/{{Gigli}}'' |
| 125 | |
| 126 | ->'''Holden:''' Can I ask you a question?\ |
| 127 | '''Alyssa:''' Don't even tell me you want to do it again.\ |
| 128 | '''Alyssa:''' Why me? You know? Why now?\ |
| 129 | '''Alyssa:''' Well, because you were givin' me that look and I got all wet.\ |
| 130 | '''Holden:''' You know what I mean.\ |
| 131 | '''Alyssa:''' Why not you?\ |
| 132 | '''Holden:''' Well, I'm a guy. I mean, you're attracted to girls.\ |
| 133 | '''Alyssa:''' I see you've been taking notes. Historically, yes. That's true.\ |
| 134 | '''Holden:''' Then why this?\ |
| 135 | '''Alyssa:''' Well, I've given that a lot of thought, you know. Now that I'm being ostracized by my friends. I've had plenty of time to think about it. And what I've come up with is really simple. I came to this on my on terms. |
| 136 | -->-- ''Film/ChasingAmy'' |
| 137 | |
| 138 | |
| 139 | ->"You know, I didn't just heed what I was taught, men and women should be together, it's the natural way, that kind of thing. I'm not with you because of what family, society, life tried to instill in me from day one. The way the world is, how seldom it is that you meet that one person who just gets you - it's so rare. My parents didn't really have it. There were no examples set for me in the world of male-female relationships. And to cut oneself off from finding that person, to immediately halve your options by eliminating the possibility of finding that one person within your own gender, that just seemed stupid to me. So I didn't. But then you came along. You, the one least likely. I mean, [[IncompatibleOrientation you were a guy]]." |
| 140 | -->--'''Alyssa''', ''Film/ChasingAmy'' |
| 141 | |
| 142 | ->"And while I was falling for you I put a ceiling on that, because you ''were'' a guy. Until I remembered why I opened the door to women in the first place: to not limit the likelihood of finding that one person who'd complement me so completely. So here we are. I was thorough when I looked for you. And I feel justified lying in your arms, 'cause I got here on my own terms, and I have no question there was some place I didn't look. And for me that makes all the difference." |
| 143 | -->--'''Alyssa''', ''Film/ChasingAmy'' |
| 144 | |
| 145 | ->'''Holden:''' [[spoiler: They used you!]]\ |
| 146 | '''Alyssa:''' ''(angry)'' No! [[spoiler: I used them! You don't think I would've let it happen if I hadn't wanted to? Do you? I was an experimental girl for Christ's sake! Maybe you knew from early on your track was from point A to B, but unlike you I was not given a fucking map at birth, so I tried it all! That is until we, you and I, got together and suddenly I was sated!]] |
| 147 | -->-- ''Film/ChasingAmy'' |
| 148 | |
| 149 | ->'''Tiffany!Marcus:''' I just wanna tell you [[HeroicSacrifice what you did]] was real brave. And I'm real proud of you.\ |
| 150 | '''Lattrel:''' I had no choice. I couldn't let them take my one true love away.\ |
| 151 | '''Tiffany!Marcus:''' ''(In his deep male speaking voice)'' Hey, dude...I ain't what you think I am.\ |
| 152 | '''Lattrel:''' Baby! We all got secrets. It's okay.\ |
| 153 | '''Tiffany!Marcus:''' ''(removes his skin-tight mask and revealing himself as Marcus Copeland; everyone shocked)''\ |
| 154 | '''Lattrel:''' Are you telling me...that you...are not?\ |
| 155 | '''Tiffany!Marcus:''' Yeah, I'm not a woman.\ |
| 156 | '''Lattrel:''' [[DiscriminateAndSwitch ...white]]!? |
| 157 | -->-- ''Film/WhiteChicks'' |
| 158 | |
| 159 | |
| 160 | ->"Donna, you were the first girl I ever loved. Well, actually, you were the last girl I ever loved." |
| 161 | -->--'''[[spoiler: Harry Bright]]''' to '''Donna Sheridan''', ''Film/MammaMia'' |
| 162 | |
| 163 | ->'''[[CampGay Brian]]:''' ''(to Dani)'' Are you trying to make me jealous? |
| 164 | ->'''Dani:''' Brian, this is Kyle. Kyle, this is Brian. |
| 165 | ->'''Brian:''' ''(to Kyle)'' Are you making a play on my girl, Spraytan?. |
| 166 | ->'''Dani:''' Brian, I'm not your girl. Okay? You're gay! |
| 167 | ->'''Brian:''' 37%! Technically ain't gay, baby! |
| 168 | ->'''Dani:''' What?! |
| 169 | --> -- ''Film/StatusUpdate'' |
| 170 | |
| 171 | ->'''Guitar Wolf:''' Love has no borders, nationalities, or genders! DO IT!!! |
| 172 | --> -- ''Film/WildZero'' |
| 173 | |
| 174 | ->"Look, I don't care if you're half monkey or half ape. I'm gettin' you outta here." |
| 175 | -->--'''Lana''' to '''Brandon Teena''' after his UnsettlingGenderReveal, ''Film/BoysDontCry'' |
| 176 | |
| 177 | ->'''Scott Favor:''' What's a normal dad?\ |
| 178 | '''Mike Waters:''' I don't know. ''(pauses)'' I'd like to talk with you. I mean I'd like to, uh, really talk with you. I mean we're talking right now, but, you know. I don't know. I don't feel like I can be... I don't feel like I can be close to you. I mean we're close, you know, right now we're close, but, I mean, you know...\ |
| 179 | '''Scott Favor:''' How close, I mean...\ |
| 180 | '''Mike Waters:''' I don't know, whatever.\ |
| 181 | '''Scott Favor:''' What?\ |
| 182 | '''Mike Waters:''' What do I mean to you?\ |
| 183 | '''Scott Favor:''' What do you mean to me? Mike, you're my best friend.\ |
| 184 | '''Mike Waters:''' I know, man, I know... I know... I know I'm your friend. We're good friends, and it's good to be, you know, good friends. That's a good thing.\ |
| 185 | '''Scott Favor:''' So?\ |
| 186 | '''Mike Waters:''' So I just... ''(pauses)'' That's okay. We can be friends.\ |
| 187 | '''Scott Favor:''' I only have sex with a guy for money.\ |
| 188 | '''Mike Waters:''' Yeah, I know...\ |
| 189 | '''Scott Favor:''' And two guys can't love each other.\ |
| 190 | '''Mike Waters:''' Yeah. ''(pauses)'' Well, I don't know, I mean, I mean for me, I could love someone even if I, you know, wasn't paid for it. ''(pauses)'' I love you, and... you don't pay me.\ |
| 191 | '''Scott Favor:''' Mike....\ |
| 192 | '''Mike Waters:''' I really wanna kiss you man. ''(Pause)'' Well goodnight man. I love you, though. ''(pause)'' You know that. I do love you.\ |
| 193 | '''Scott Favor:''' Alright, come here, Mike. ''(Pats the ground)'' Let's just see. Come on, man. I Just wanna see, come on. |
| 194 | -->-- ''Film/MyOwnPrivateIdaho'' |
| 195 | |
| 196 | ->'''Prison Psychiatrist:''' And men??\ |
| 197 | '''Woof:''' What do you mean...?\ |
| 198 | '''Prison Psychiatrist:''' You have any sexual attraction towards men?\ |
| 199 | '''Woof:''' You mean if I'm a homosexual or something like that?\ |
| 200 | '''Prison Psychiatrist:''' Yeah.\ |
| 201 | '''Woof:''' Well, I wouldn't kick Mick Jagger out of my bed, but uh, I'm not a homosexual, no. |
| 202 | -->-- ''Theatre/{{Hair}}'' |
| 203 | |
| 204 | ->'''Cristina:''' ''(On the kiss that happened between her and Maria Elena)'' And it all happened very naturally for both of us. I mean, it just happened, you know? I'm not planning on making a habit out of it necessarily.\ |
| 205 | '''Dave:''' Would you say then you are a bisexual?\ |
| 206 | '''Cristina:''' No, I don't see a reason to label everything. I'm me! |
| 207 | -->-- ''Film/VickyCristinaBarcelona'' |
| 208 | |
| 209 | ->'''Sylvie Cooper:''' ''(narrating, about Ivy)'' I guess she's sort of beautiful. There's something about her. I don't know. Those lips. You know lips are suppose to be the perfect reflection of a woman's anatomy. Not that I'm a lesbian... Well. Maybe I am. No, definitely not. I told my mother I was just for shock value. She said "fine. As long as you don't smoke". |
| 210 | -->-- ''Film/PoisonIvy'' |
| 211 | |
| 212 | ->"I don’t date men, but if I did, it would be you. It would gross me out, but I’d do it." |
| 213 | -->--'''Zia Rodriguez''' to '''Owen Grady''', ''Film/JurassicWorldFallenKingdom'' (deleted scene) |
| 214 | |
| 215 | ->'''[[spoiler: Jules Allgood]]:''' He's not just "other people".\ |
| 216 | '''Nic Allgood:''' No! He's our sperm donor. |
| 217 | -->-- ''Film/TheKidsAreAllRight'' |
| 218 | |
| 219 | ->'''Jack:''' I guess I love you.\ |
| 220 | '''Anne:''' Why, Jack! You hate women!\ |
| 221 | '''Jack:''' Yeah, I know. But you aren't women. |
| 222 | -->--''Film/KingKong1933'' |
| 223 | |
| 224 | ->'''Jane:''' So I guess now we're even.\ |
| 225 | '''Robin:''' How so?\ |
| 226 | '''Jane:''' Holly told me you didn't know I was gay. But I didn't want you to worry about anything because...I'm not after you.\ |
| 227 | '''Robin:''' I'm not worried. Why?\ |
| 228 | '''Jane:''' Luck of the draw, I guess.\ |
| 229 | '''Robin:''' No, I mean...why aren't you after me?\ |
| 230 | '''Jane:''' You're not my type.\ |
| 231 | '''Robin:''' [[DiscriminateAndSwitch Is this a black-white thing?]]\ |
| 232 | '''Jane:''' No. It's more like... a blonde-Carpenter thing. You're safe with me. |
| 233 | -->-- ''Film/BoysOnTheSide'' |
| 234 | |
| 235 | ->Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh my God. No wonder. My God, no wonder. All those times I looked at you and touched you and I couldn't understand why. I thought something was wrong with me. I loved you. Your skin. It's so... Your hair. It must have been beautiful. Oh no... I did... I... I didn't want to touch you. I was afraid to. Your mouth. Yentl. I loved you too. |
| 236 | -->-- '''Avigdor''' to '''Yentl/Anshel''', ''Film/{{Yentl}}'' |
| 237 | |
| 238 | [[/folder]] |
| 239 | |
| 240 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 241 | ->'''Frank:''' Something just happened, Liz!\ |
| 242 | '''Jenna:''' Come on, you read Boobs Magazine!\ |
| 243 | '''Frank:''' I want Jamie. |
| 244 | -->-- ''Series/ThirtyRock'' |
| 245 | |
| 246 | ->'''Frank:''' I can't. I'm gay for Jamie. |
| 247 | -->-- ''Series/ThirtyRock'' |
| 248 | |
| 249 | ->'''Haley Dunphy:''' Hey, there's that guy's jet ski!\ |
| 250 | '''Luke Dunphy:''' ...That ''girl's'' jet ski.\ |
| 251 | '''Haley Dunphy:''' Whatever it is, it's into me and I'm kissing it. |
| 252 | -->-- ''Series/ModernFamily'' |
| 253 | |
| 254 | ->"You can't be gay just for one person, unless you're a lady and you meet Creator/{{Ellen|DeGeneres}}." |
| 255 | -->-- '''Liz Lemon''', ''Series/ThirtyRock'' |
| 256 | |
| 257 | ->'''Val:''' You know Fran, if you really wanna dance, I'll dance with you.\ |
| 258 | '''Fran:''' Oh, I never pictured swinging with you.\ |
| 259 | '''Val:''' Really... you've never had that fantasy?\ |
| 260 | '''Fran:''' ''(pause)'' No.\ |
| 261 | '''Val:''' ''(quickly)'' Me neither! |
| 262 | -->-- ''Series/TheNanny'' |
| 263 | |
| 264 | ->'''Sara Lance:''' Even if it was, and [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend it is not]], we're completely different people.\ |
| 265 | '''Leo Snart:''' I don't know...you're both strong women, you're both obsessed with repairing time. You're both super hot...''(Sara gives him a look)''..[[IncompatibleOrientation Gay]], not ''blind''. |
| 266 | -->-- ''Series/LegendsOfTomorrow'' |
| 267 | |
| 268 | ->'''Ilana Wexler:''' You said that if you were ever going to do same-sex experimentation, it was going to be with me!\ |
| 269 | '''Abbi Abrams:''' I have never said that to you.\ |
| 270 | '''Ilana Wexler:''' It has been implied.\ |
| 271 | '''Abbi Abrams:''' By ''you''. |
| 272 | -->-- ''Series/BroadCity'' |
| 273 | |
| 274 | ->'''Howard Wolowitz:''' I don't know. If I was gonna go that way, I'd be more into a Zac Efron kind of guy.\ |
| 275 | '''Raj Koothrappali:''' Yeah. Like ''you'd'' have a shot with Zac Efron. |
| 276 | -->-- ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' |
| 277 | |
| 278 | ->'''Elaine:''' Wait a minute, wait a minute. Kramer, Kramer. Hold on a second, I don't get this. This woman has ''never'' been with a man her ''entire life''!\ |
| 279 | '''Kramer:''' ''[shrug]'' [[KavorkaMan I'm Kramer]]. |
| 280 | -->-- ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'' |
| 281 | |
| 282 | ->(''after one {{mistaken for gay}}-joke too many'')\ |
| 283 | '''John:''' We are not a couple!\ |
| 284 | '''Irene:''' [[HeterosexualLifePartners Yes, you are.]]\ |
| 285 | '''John:''' Who the hell knows about Sherlock Holmes, but, for the record, if anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay.\ |
| 286 | '''Irene:''' Well ''I am.'' Look at us both. |
| 287 | -->-- ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'', "A Scandal in Belgravia" |
| 288 | |
| 289 | ->"''He is ''very'' handsome. [...] It's weird. It is just different. It's not men. It's just '''him'''.''" |
| 290 | -->-- '''Ianto Jones''' (to his sister [[EvenTheGuysWantHim regarding Jack Harkness]]), ''Series/{{Torchwood}}'' |
| 291 | |
| 292 | ->'''Jack:''' I don't know, Karen.\ |
| 293 | '''Karen:''' I'll let you make out with me in the elevator.\ |
| 294 | '''Jack:''' Okay! |
| 295 | -->-- ''Series/WillAndGrace'' |
| 296 | |
| 297 | ->'''Reba''': Calm down! ''(Puts a hand on Barbra Jean's shoulder)''\ |
| 298 | '''Barbra Jean''': Oh I love how tough you are. When we do go to prison, I am so gonna be your girlfriend!\ |
| 299 | '''Reba''': ''(beat)'' I'm getting out of here!\ |
| 300 | '''Barbra Jean''': ...Even if we didn't go to prison, I'd still so be your girlfriend! |
| 301 | -->-- ''Series/{{Reba}}'' |
| 302 | |
| 303 | ->'''Greg:''' Alan, you're not gay.\ |
| 304 | '''Alan:''' Are you sure?\ |
| 305 | '''Greg:''' Do you find me sexually attractive?\ |
| 306 | '''Alan:''' No.\ |
| 307 | '''Greg:''' Do you find any man sexually attractive?\ |
| 308 | '''Alan:''' No. Well, maybe Creator/GeorgeClooney.\ |
| 309 | '''Greg:''' Clooney doesn't count. |
| 310 | -->-- ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen'' |
| 311 | |
| 312 | ->'''Berta:''' ''(thinking, while ogling Gail in a bikini)'' Hmm, too bad I prefer the fellas. Then again, I could always draw a moustache on her... |
| 313 | -->-- ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen'' |
| 314 | |
| 315 | ->"I told you: No threesomes unless it's boy, boy, girl. Or Charlize Theron." |
| 316 | -->-- '''Harmony''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' |
| 317 | |
| 318 | ->'''Buffy:''' Willow, you're a gay woman. And he--isn't!\ |
| 319 | '''Willow:''' This isn't about his physical presence! It's about his heart!\ |
| 320 | '''Anya:''' His physical presence has a ''penis!''\ |
| 321 | '''Willow:''' I can work around it! |
| 322 | -->-- '''Willow''' about '''R.J''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' |
| 323 | |
| 324 | ->'''Jenny Harper:''' Don’t worry, nothing could have happened, I’m gay.\ |
| 325 | '''Walden Schmidt:''' Wait, so how gay? On a scale of 1-10, 1 being Yay, it’s college and 10 being I’m going Subaru shopping with [[Creator/EllenDeGeneres Ellen]] and [[Creator/RosieODonnell Rosie]]?\ |
| 326 | '''Jenny Harper:''' I’d say a nine. I mean I make my own soap but I don’t sell it at Lilith Fair.\ |
| 327 | '''Walden Schmidt:''' Great. So we didn’t have sex!\ |
| 328 | '''Jenny:''' But sometimes I date an innie who has an outie in her purse… so it’s possible. I have a saying for times like this: What happens in Jenny, stays in Jenny. |
| 329 | --> -- ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen'' |
| 330 | |
| 331 | ->'''Grace Adler:''' So it could've been awful with me. Why couldn't you have been awful with ''me''?\ |
| 332 | '''Will Truman:''' You know why. Because I love you. I didn't want to put you through that, I needed to try it with someone I didn't love. |
| 333 | -->-- ''Series/WillAndGrace'' |
| 334 | |
| 335 | ->I'll try anything once. |
| 336 | -->-- '''Christopher''' before kissing his transgender girlfriend'''Gianna''', ''Series/TheJerrySpringerShow'' |
| 337 | |
| 338 | ->'''Cassie''': ''(notices Phoebe staring at her after her HairFlip)'' What? |
| 339 | ->'''Phoebe Buffay:''' ''(thinking)'' Say something! Say anything! Ask her out! She's not ''your'' cousin! |
| 340 | -->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}'', "The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin" |
| 341 | |
| 342 | ->'''Dr. Linda Freeman:''' ''(after being hugged by Walden Schmidt)'' Hmm, maybe I'm not gay. |
| 343 | -->-- ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen'' |
| 344 | |
| 345 | ->'''Donna:''' Have a drink with me?\ |
| 346 | '''Janet:''' Sure, but I'm straight.\ |
| 347 | '''Donna:''' Are you?\ |
| 348 | '''Janet:''' Yes.\ |
| 349 | '''Donna:''' Are you?\ |
| 350 | '''Janet:''' Yes.\ |
| 351 | '''Donna:''' ''Are you''?\ |
| 352 | ''[{{Beat}}.]''\ |
| 353 | '''Janet:''' ...You tell me. |
| 354 | -->-- ''Series/WillAndGrace'' |
| 355 | |
| 356 | ->"Her hair is dark blonde, maybe honey. It was tied back. Uh, she was slim, about 25, 26. She had very delicate features. Her eyes are sort of catlike. Wide, but alert. Her lips are full, she has a long neck, high cheek bones. Skin is smooth and bright. She had a lost look in her eye that was both direct and also chilling. She's totally focused yet almost entirely inaccessible." |
| 357 | -->-- '''Eve Polastri''' describing '''Villanelle''', ''Series/KillingEve'' |
| 358 | |
| 359 | ->'''Bill:''' You ever been interested in women?\ |
| 360 | '''Eve:''' Uh, no. Not like that.\ |
| 361 | '''Bill:''' Not even ones with delicate features, sort of catlike eyes that are completely ''inaccessible''?\ |
| 362 | '''Eve:''' That is ''horribly'' unprofessional! Do you want to hear about her tits?\ |
| 363 | '''Bill:''' I knew it! |
| 364 | -->-- ''Series/KillingEve'' |
| 365 | |
| 366 | ->"When I try to think of my future, I just see your face over and over again." |
| 367 | -->-- '''Eve Polastri''' to '''Villanelle''', ''Series/KillingEve'' |
| 368 | |
| 369 | ->"Are you gonna help? You just don't get it, do you? You don't want to say it, fine. I don't care. But I can. I need you, Villanelle. I came all this way to be with you and in the middle of... I'm like nowhere. You're angry? I'm angry. You're hurt, I'm hurt. That is life and we are running out of time. So you need to stop pouting and being like a suck face and get on with it!" |
| 370 | -->-- '''Eve Polastri''' to '''Villanelle''', ''Series/KillingEve'', episode "Hello Losers" |
| 371 | |
| 372 | ->"Look, I've never done this before. I've never kissed a girl. I'm not sure I even like kissing girls. I don't, actually, like kissing girls. I like kissing one girl. You." |
| 373 | -->-- '''Callie Torres''' to '''Erica Hahn''', ''Series/GreysAnatomy'' |
| 374 | |
| 375 | ->"This sounds totally gay, but if I saw you strutting it in that dress and kicking up those heels, I would think about doing you." |
| 376 | -->-- '''Mona''' to '''Hannah Marin''', ''Series/PrettyLittleLiars'' |
| 377 | |
| 378 | ->'''Maritza:''' You know what gets me? We're wasting the best years of our lives in here. Like our tits are never gonna look better. Our asses are never gonna look better. You know, no one's touching my ass. No one's kissing my lips.\ |
| 379 | '''Flaca:''' Shit. I'll kiss your dumb lips.\ |
| 380 | ''[they kiss.]''\ |
| 381 | '''Maritza:''' [[SituationalSexuality Do it again]].\ |
| 382 | ''[they kiss again]''\ |
| 383 | '''Martiza and Flaca:''' ''(laughing)'' [[SubvertedTrope No. No.]] |
| 384 | -->-- ''Series/OrangeIsTheNewBlack'' |
| 385 | |
| 386 | ->'''Paige Michalchuk:''' I don't even know what I am! |
| 387 | ->'''Alex Nuñez:''' Umm, it's called bisexual! |
| 388 | --> -- ''Series/DegrassiTheNextGeneration'' |
| 389 | |
| 390 | ->'''Hazel Aden:''' You and Alex, are you guys lesbians now? |
| 391 | ->'''Paige Michalchuk:''' Hazel... let's just say I'm not into labels at the moment. |
| 392 | --> -- ''Series/DegrassiTheNextGeneration'' |
| 393 | |
| 394 | ->"I’ll say this just once, so listen to me. I like you. Whether you’re a man, or an alien...I don’t care anymore. I tried getting rid of my feelings, but I couldn't. So let’s go, as far as we can go." |
| 395 | -->-- '''Han Kyul''' to '''Eun Chan''', ''Series/TheFirstShopOfCoffeePrince'' |
| 396 | |
| 397 | |
| 398 | ->'''Sal:''' ''(on her new breast implants)'' You wanna touch?\ |
| 399 | '''Mitch Pritchett:''' ''[[IncompatibleOrientation Gay]]'', not dead. |
| 400 | -->-- ''Series/ModernFamily'' |
| 401 | |
| 402 | ->"Look, the only person that cared about me, they took her away to MAX and I'm so lonely. And I thought, if I wrote to enough people, maybe I would find somebody..." |
| 403 | -->-- '''Lorna Morello''' about '''Nicky Nichols''' to '''Vince Muccio''', ''Series/OrangeIsTheNewBlack'' |
| 404 | |
| 405 | ->'''Jess:''' They sit around on bean bags, talking about which ''Series/DoctorWho'' companion they'd most like to spaff off to!\ |
| 406 | '''Eve:''' ''[right away]'' Rose Tyler.\ |
| 407 | '''Jess:''' ''[looks sideways at Eve]''\ |
| 408 | '''Eve:''' Come on, she's adorable! |
| 409 | -->-- '''Eve Polastri''' about '''Rose Tyler''', ''Series/KillingEve'' |
| 410 | |
| 411 | ->If I weren't... A lesbian, I'd jump your bones. I've always had this thing for middle-aged men. And you have these piercing, discerning eyes which remind me of my father who was a shrink. And I'm like... God, I am so hot. |
| 412 | -->-- '''Pinky''' to '''Agent Jason Gideon''', ''Series/CriminalMinds'' ("Somebody's Watching") |
| 413 | |
| 414 | ->'''Rachel:''' Wow! I mean I had no idea that that was gonna…\ |
| 415 | ''(Suddenly, Phoebe leans in and kisses Rachel on the lips)''\ |
| 416 | '''Rachel:''' What the hell was that?!\ |
| 417 | '''Phoebe:''' I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.\ |
| 418 | '''Rachel:''' And?\ |
| 419 | '''Phoebe:''' I’ve had better. |
| 420 | -->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}'', "The One with Rachel's Big Kiss" |
| 421 | |
| 422 | ->Yeah, Nicky. Last time I checked, Lorna was pretty gay. Gay for you as a matter of fact. |
| 423 | -->-- '''Alex Vause''' about '''Lorna Morello''' to '''Nicky Nichols''', ''Series/OrangeIsTheNewBlack'' |
| 424 | |
| 425 | ->'''Miranda Hobbes:''' I just have a question. Am I crazy? Am I making all this up? Us. These giant feelings I have for you. These giant feelings. I-I-I feel like you have them too but maybe you don't. So...am I crazy? |
| 426 | ->'''Che Diaz:''' No, you're not crazy. |
| 427 | ->'''Miranda Hobbes:''' Okay, good. |
| 428 | ->'''Che Diaz:''' I am in love with you. |
| 429 | ->'''Miranda Hobbes:''' Oh wow! Oh okay, then okay. |
| 430 | ->'''Che Diaz:''' No it's not okay. It's not okay. Because of the circumstance. Not okay for me. |
| 431 | ->'''Miranda Hobbes:''' No, I'm-I'm gonna change the circumstance, I am! I love you too. I am so in love with you. And I want us to be together. |
| 432 | ->'''Che Diaz:''' Miranda, look at me. Look at me. Listen to me. Are you listening to me? I can't give you anything traditional. That is not who I am. |
| 433 | ->'''Miranda Hobbes:''' That's fine! That is great! I-I-I don't want traditional. I hate traditional. Traditional got me here. I am done with traditional. I just want you. And me. And you and me. I'm gonna take care of it. |
| 434 | -->-- ''Series/AndJustLikeThat'' |
| 435 | |
| 436 | ->'''Laura Peterson:''' You know, for someone in the closet, you sure know your way around.\ |
| 437 | '''Bradley Jackson:''' I'm not in the closet. I'm just not actually a lesbian.\ |
| 438 | '''Laura Peterson:''' Well, you're something.\ |
| 439 | '''Bradley Jackson:''' ''You're'' something. |
| 440 | -->-- ''Series/TheMorningShow'' |
| 441 | |
| 442 | ->I've never ever felt this way. And if I tell you guys who it is, it will cause so many problems for me and this person and a lot with the hospital probably. So please don't ask. |
| 443 | -->-- '''Leah Murphy''' describing '''Arizona Robbins''', ''Series/GreysAnatomy'' |
| 444 | |
| 445 | ->'''Leah Murphy:''' ''(interrupts Shane and Stephanie's conversation)'' What are you guys whispering about? |
| 446 | ->'''Stefanie Edwards:''' Nothing. |
| 447 | ->'''Leah Murphy:''' God, you guys, fine. It's Arizona Robbins. But please don't say anything, OK? Because she really doesn't need... |
| 448 | ->'''Stefanie Edwards:''' ''(shocked)'' Robbins? |
| 449 | ->'''Shane Ross:''' So... you're gay now? |
| 450 | ->'''Leah Murphy:''' Shane, grow up. It's a sliding scale. I slid over her way. If you really have to label everything, then label me "in love". |
| 451 | --> -- ''Series/GreysAnatomy'',episode "Map Of You" |
| 452 | |
| 453 | ->'''[[LovableJock Isaac]]:''' Would you ever have sex with a woman?\ |
| 454 | '''[[StraightGay Colin]]:''' No, I'm gay.\ |
| 455 | '''Isaac:''' I know, but what if you had to?\ |
| 456 | '''Colin:''' 1967-era Creator/RaquelWelch.\ |
| 457 | '''Isaac:''' My man. |
| 458 | -->-- ''Series/TedLasso'' |
| 459 | |
| 460 | ->'''Sandi Toksvig:''' [[Creator/TrevorNoah Trevor]], you don't know [[ButchLesbian me]] very well, but I'm on the turn, let me tell you.\ |
| 461 | '''Creator/StephenFry:''' Now it's only Alan and Johnny you haven't seduced.\ |
| 462 | '''Alan Davies:''' I think he's a cracking feller. |
| 463 | -->-- ''Series/{{QI}}'' |
| 464 | |
| 465 | ->'''Conrad''': I'd do Music/{{Ozzy|Osbourne}}, but not, like, in a gay way. You know, it's just like...\ |
| 466 | '''Taylor''': I would do him in a gay way.\ |
| 467 | '''Conrad''': Yeah! That's cool. |
| 468 | -->-- ''Series/OneThousandWaysToDie'', "Oz-Holed" |
| 469 | |
| 470 | ->'''Miley Stewart:''' Hey, I look gooood in a mustache. Oh yeah, I would definitely date me..\ |
| 471 | '''Lilly Truscott:''' Me too.\ |
| 472 | '''Miley Stewart & Lilly Truscott:''' ''(they look at each other strangely)'' Awkward! |
| 473 | -->-- ''Series/HannahMontana'', "Achey Jakey Heart Part 1" |
| 474 | |
| 475 | ->'''Martin Crane:''' It still doesn't top the time Leo and I were sent to break up this fight in the strip joint. Remember? We walked in there and I'm telling you, there was this one girl... ''(Makes hand gestures to describe her breasts)''\ |
| 476 | '''Frank:''' Marty, Marty, Marty! Maybe you shouldn't tell that particular story.\ |
| 477 | '''Martin Crane:''' Why, because of Roz?\ |
| 478 | '''Roz Doyle:''' Oh, please, Frank! If I can the Angie-Ursula debate, I think I can handle this.\ |
| 479 | '''Leo:''' You agreed with me on that one, right? You said you'd rather sleep with Angie?\ |
| 480 | '''Roz Doyle:''' One more time, Leo. ''If'' I had to choose. |
| 481 | -->-- '''Roz Doyle''' on whether she'd sleep with either '''Angie Dickinson''' or '''Ursula Andress''' while stuck on a desert island, ''Series/{{Frasier}}'', episode "Where Every Bloke Knows Your Name" |
| 482 | [[/folder]] |
| 483 | |
| 484 | [[folder:Music]] |
| 485 | ->Yes we can dance\ |
| 486 | But you gotta watch your hands\ |
| 487 | Watch me all night\ |
| 488 | I move under the light\ |
| 489 | because I understand\ |
| 490 | That we all need love,\ |
| 491 | and I'm not afraid\ |
| 492 | I feel the love\ |
| 493 | but I don't feel that way. |
| 494 | -->-- "''Te Amo''", '''Music/{{Rihanna}}''' |
| 495 | |
| 496 | ->Feeling like I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough\ |
| 497 | Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got time for ya\ |
| 498 | Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya\ |
| 499 | Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one |
| 500 | -->-- "''Falling''", '''Music/TrevorDaniel''' |
| 501 | |
| 502 | ->I'm not gay... but there's always the one guy. |
| 503 | -->-- "''Dick Cheney (Sexiest Man Alive)''", '''Music/RoyZimmerman''' |
| 504 | |
| 505 | ->I pushed her away\ |
| 506 | I walked to the door\ |
| 507 | I fell to the floor\ |
| 508 | I got down on my knees\ |
| 509 | Well, I looked at her, and she at me\ |
| 510 | Well, that's the way that I want it to stay\ |
| 511 | And I always want it to be that way for my Lola\ |
| 512 | Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola\ |
| 513 | Girls will be boys and boys will be girls\ |
| 514 | It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world\ |
| 515 | Except for Lola |
| 516 | -->-- "''Lola''", '''Music/TheKinks''' |
| 517 | |
| 518 | ->Well I'm not the world's most masculine man\ |
| 519 | But I know what I am and I'm glad\ |
| 520 | I'm a man\ |
| 521 | And so is Lola |
| 522 | -->-- "''Lola''", '''Music/TheKinks''' |
| 523 | [[/folder]] |
| 524 | |
| 525 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 526 | ->"I don't like projectiles, but I like you personally" |
| 527 | -->-- '''Zangief''' to '''Ryu''', ''[[VideoGame/StreetFighterAlpha Street Fighter Alpha 3]]'' |
| 528 | |
| 529 | ->''Salarian reproduction different. Very little sex drive. If intended to try human, [[HoYay would try you]].'' |
| 530 | -->-- '''Mordin''' (to Shepard), ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' |
| 531 | |
| 532 | ->"''Ahaha, you're a funny one, Master. I love Orion the most, but I think I have some room for you, too!''" |
| 533 | -->-- '''Artemis during her Bond 5 conversation with the player''', ''VideoGame/FateGrandOrder'' |
| 534 | |
| 535 | ->'''Vincent''': I know I reacted poorly when I saw you that day... But I'm over it now. I want to be with you, Rin. I realize how important you are to me. |
| 536 | -->-- ''VideoGame/{{Catherine}}'' |
| 537 | |
| 538 | ->'''Rin''': But... you already have a... and I'm a boy.. so... |
| 539 | ->'''Vincent''': I don't care. That doesn't matter to me. Not anymore. What matters is who you are. And that's something I don't want to let go of. |
| 540 | -->-- ''VideoGame/{{Catherine}}'' |
| 541 | |
| 542 | ->'''Vincent''': Now that I know how I feel... I can't keep this up any longer. Yeah. I've never felt this way before. When we're together, I can really be myself. It's refreshing, honestly. Rin's the only one who makes me feel comfortable in my own skin. I mean, when you think of it like that... who gives a shit about gender, y'know? |
| 543 | -->-- ''VideoGame/{{Catherine}}'' |
| 544 | [[/folder]] |
| 545 | |
| 546 | [[folder:Visual Novels]] |
| 547 | ->'''Yuuki''': ''(to Makoto)'' What are you doing? I'm a boy! You know that, right?! So why—?!\ |
| 548 | '''Makoto''': ''(embraces Yuuki from behind)'' I know but... I still love you. |
| 549 | -->-- ''VisualNovel/SchoolDays'''s ''Cross Days'' |
| 550 | |
| 551 | ->'''Makoto''': ''(to Yuuki)'' You are my number one boy. |
| 552 | -->-- ''VisualNovel/SchoolDays'''s ''Cross Days'' |
| 553 | |
| 554 | ->'''Makoto''': ''(whispering to Yuuki)'' The boy that I love the most is you. |
| 555 | -->-- ''VisualNovel/SchoolDays'''s ''Cross Days'' |
| 556 | [[/folder]] |
| 557 | |
| 558 | [[folder:Web Comics]] |
| 559 | ->'''Agent 300:''' Excuse me, I don't recall referring to myself as bisexual. Compared to the [[ReallyGetsAround hundreds of women]] I've slept with, [[ClosetKey one man]] hardly makes a difference. The other day I read about heteroflexibility which I think would be a more corr--\ |
| 560 | ''[=[=][[ClosetKey Agent 250]] {{Dope Slap}}s him with a newspaper]'' |
| 561 | -->-- ''Webcomic/{{Niels}}'' |
| 562 | |
| 563 | ->'''Anne:''' Man, three years ago if someone told me you'd marry a boy and I'd be a lesbian -- I would have laughed!\ |
| 564 | '''Erika:''' Whoah! When did you start calling yourself a dyke?\ |
| 565 | '''Anne:''' It's just easier to say than, "I'm a straight girl whose soulmate is a woman."\ |
| 566 | '''Erika:''' Yeah, that's why I've been calling myself "queer" -- it's easier.\ |
| 567 | '''Anne:''' I don't really ''feel'' like a lesbian, though. It's this whole lifestyle I'm not a part of. I just love my girl.\ |
| 568 | '''Erika:''' That's why I have such a hard time letting go. "Lesbian" is my politics, my social sphere, my aesthetic, it's my IDENTITY. And then, suddenly it got too complicated to call myself that because I love ''one'' boy.\ |
| 569 | ''(Anne and Erika both sigh heavily, then perk up and high-five each other)''\ |
| 570 | '''Anne:''' Whatever!\ |
| 571 | '''Erika:''' We're getting laid! |
| 572 | -->-- ''Webcomic/{{DAR}}'' |
| 573 | |
| 574 | ->'''Zoey:''' Isn't Alexander just gorgeous?!\ |
| 575 | '''Michelle:''' I thought you were only into girls...?\ |
| 576 | ''[{{Beat}}]''\ |
| 577 | '''Zoey:''' ''([[GroinAttack pulling out a pair of scissors and a hand drill]])'' There's a solution for every problem! |
| 578 | -->-- ''Webcomic/SandraAndWoo'', "[[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2019/06/13/1091-zoeys-got-the-solution/ Zoey's Got The Solution]]" |
| 579 | ->''"[[{{Moe}} Cute]] >>> [[UnsettlingGenderReveal Dick]]"'' |
| 580 | -->-- ''Pish Lover'' |
| 581 | |
| 582 | ->"''You want to know if I like boys. I don't know. I like '''THAT''' boy. Though I am still interested in women.''" |
| 583 | -->-- '''Lucas''', ''Webcomic/YetAnotherFantasyGamerComic'' |
| 584 | |
| 585 | ->"''I'm not a lesbian. I'm straight... with an exception.''" |
| 586 | -->-- '''Robin''' (who [[AmbiguouslyBi may not have been 100% honest]]) about herself with '''Leslie Bean''', ''WebComic/{{Shortpacked}}'' |
| 587 | |
| 588 | ->"''It's not fair, Ash! I don't even like girls! Why do I have to like you?!''" |
| 589 | -->-- '''Missi Fuller''' to '''Ash Upton''', ''Webcomic/{{Misfile}}'' |
| 590 | [[/folder]] |
| 591 | |
| 592 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 593 | ->'''Ray:''' They're gonna mess her up.\ |
| 594 | '''Cyril:''' Why are you even here?\ |
| 595 | '''Ray:''' Hello.\ |
| 596 | '''Cyril:''' But you're gay!\ |
| 597 | '''Ray:''' Girl, please. Nobody's ''that'' gay! |
| 598 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'' |
| 599 | |
| 600 | ->'''Jodie Foster:''' You fired that gun real nice, John.\ |
| 601 | '''John Hinkley:''' Wow! Jodie Foster! Thanks!\ |
| 602 | '''Jodie Foster:''' Maybe I was wrong about you. Maybe I was wrong about all men. ''(They leave holding hands)'' |
| 603 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' |
| 604 | |
| 605 | ->'''The Wolf:''' ''(ripping off his disguise as a sexy female sheep)'' I'm a wolf! \ |
| 606 | '''The Ram:''' So am I! |
| 607 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'', "I Got Plenty of Mutton" |
| 608 | |
| 609 | ->'''Chris Griffin:''' Sam, can I talk to you?\ |
| 610 | '''Sam:''' Sure, but why ain't you looking at me?\ |
| 611 | '''Chris Griffin:''' Um, I'm no good at talking to girls. That's why I ran away from you.\ |
| 612 | '''Sam:''' Well, you didn't have trouble talking to me when you thought [[SweetPollyOliver I]] was a boy.\ |
| 613 | '''Chris Griffin:''' Yeah...that's true.\ |
| 614 | '''Sam:''' Then just pretend I'm a boy!\ |
| 615 | '''Chris Griffin:''' Okay!\ |
| 616 | '''Sam:''' You wanna go down to the old town bridge and make out?\ |
| 617 | '''Sam:''' Yes, sir! ''(They leave holding hands)'' |
| 618 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', episode "To Love and Die in Dixie" |
| 619 | [[/folder]] |
| 620 | |
| 621 | [[folder:Real Life]] |
| 622 | ->"''I was so into Tig and I was falling in love with her and [[ClosetKey I didn't know how to identify it because I thought I was straight]].''" |
| 623 | -->-- '''Stephanie Allynne''', wife of Creator/TigNotaro |
| 624 | |
| 625 | ->''"The hypnotizing powers of [[Creator/AngelinaJolie St. Angie Jolie's]] hypnotic vagina are no joke and they know no bounds! St. Angie's hypnotic vagina can lure in any straight man, straight woman, gay man, gay woman, bi woman, bi man, gay genderqueer, bi genderqueer, inanimate object, animal and on and on and on... In fact I heard that the snake St. Angie worked with in ''[[{{Film/Alexander}} Alexander the Great]]'' can still be seen slithering across the front gate of her chateau in France. Even it is still whipped on her. St. Angie's powers are that good."'' |
| 626 | -->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/07/06/hugh-jackmans-wife-will-never-let-him-work-with-homewrecking-legend-st-angie-jolie/ Michael K.]]''' |
| 627 | |
| 628 | ->''I’d like to be with her, and I like the thought of going out with her and everything… in a few words, I really like her. But it’s '''just''' her. I’m not doubting my sexuality because I don’t like any other woman at all. It’s really just her. Maybe it’s because she is so perfect that I just have a crush on her, but I can’t stop thinking about her all the time and I just want her to be happy. Is that a crush? I don’t so, right?''''. |
| 629 | -->--''Straight Girl Crushing On A Straight Girl'' |
| 630 | |
| 631 | ->''In a haze, I walked out into the heavy Manhattan air in the same clothes I'd worn to yoga. I was eager to get out of class, for fear of what other unanticipated adjustments might occur. The street provided no refuge, as there were men everywhere. My eyes darted left to right as man after man crossed my path. I ran to my office around the corner.'' What's happening to me? |
| 632 | -->--'''Elena Azzoni''', ''A Year Straight: Confessions of a Boy-Crazy Lesbian Beauty Queen'' |
| 633 | |
| 634 | ->''That is the great mystery, it’s been everyone’s biggest question. After coming out as a lesbian I never expected to be attracted to men again. I always had seen him as a very handsome, aesthetically pleasing man. I had never really saw him in a sexual way, but it was literally that moment where he was laying on top of me during pigeon pose, pressing his chest down onto me. I’m not sure what happened, but all of a sudden I went wild.'' |
| 635 | -->--'''Elena Azzoni''' about her Yoga teacher |
| 636 | |
| 637 | ->''In the book I talk about the first few months of dating Theo. I had been trying to relate to him as though he was a woman, not the best idea. He was working as a cook in Martha’s Vineyard while I was down in New York. Every time he didn’t call for a few days, my mind would go wild. Naturally, I would delete his number from my phone and write him off completely. I would come up with about a million different scenarios and over-think everything. Sure enough, every time this happened he would end up calling like “Hey, babe. I was just watching the game when you called! I miss you.”'' |
| 638 | -->--'''Elena Azzoni''' about Theo |
| 639 | |
| 640 | ->''“I’m gay but Noah Centineo.”'' |
| 641 | -->--'''Kiki Nguyen''' tweeting about Creator/NoahCentineo |
| 642 | |
| 643 | ->''“I'm about as gay as they come but Max makes me question my sexuality.”'' |
| 644 | -->--'''Random Youtube commenter''' on Creator/MaxSchnider |
| 645 | |
| 646 | ->''“She’s the only woman I’ve been attracted to...I’ve always been her biggest supporter and, yeah, I love her.”'' |
| 647 | -->--'''Lindsay Lohan''' about ex-girlfriend '''Samantha Ronson ''' |
| 648 | |
| 649 | ->"''I still don't know what I am. It's like, I want to figure it out. And I have this joke. [My girlfriend's] name is Kylie. And so I say that I'm Ky-sexual. But like, I don't know, bisexual, pansexual, queer, lesbian, gay, straight. I always just say gay because it just kind of covers it or queer because I think the keyword is cool. I like queer. Technically I would say that I am pansexual because that's how I have always been my whole life is just like, my human is my human.''" |
| 650 | -->-- '''Jojo Siwa''', on her sexual orientation and relationship with then-girlfriend Kylie Prew |
| 651 | |
| 652 | ->''"Has Oberyn Martell got you questioning your sexuality? Is there something about him that is too irresistible to ignore, even though you may not normally feel that way about men? Confess your peculiar attraction and/or infatuation with the Martell prince in this subreddit. Whether you're male, female, or somewhere in between, we welcome you to be Gay For Oberyn along with all of us!"'' |
| 653 | -->--The description for the [[Series/GameOfThrones r/gayforoberyn]] subreddit |
| 654 | [[/folder]] |
| 655 |
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