1 | !!Film -- Animated |
2 | ->CUT TO WesternAnimation/{{POCAHONTAS}} SHOWING [[SemperFi JUGHEAD]] HOW TO RIDE A HORSE. IT'S NOT REALLY A HORSE, THOUGH. IT'S AN ALIEN HORSE LIKE THING. BUT NOT AN ACTUAL HORSE. LOOK, IT'S GOT MORE LEGS THAN AN EARTH HORSE. AND IT'S GOT THESE ANTENNAE TYPE THINGS. DEFINITELY NOT A HORSE.\ |
3 | \ |
4 | OKAY, IT'S A HORSE. |
5 | -->-- ''{{Film/Avatar}}: [[http://autotelic.com/avatar_-_the_metacontextual_edition The Metacontextual Edition]]'' |
6 | |
7 | !!Film -- Live-Action |
8 | ->'''Thor:''' I need a horse!\ |
9 | '''Pet Shop Clerk:''' We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats and birds...\ |
10 | '''Thor:''' Then give me one of those large enough to ride! |
11 | -->-- ''Film/{{Thor}}'' |
12 | |
13 | !!Literature |
14 | ->''Behold then at the clearing of the airs they saw, but a few furlongs off, a knot of men that fled on foot, and these were pursued by a strange cavalry, for on great wolves rode Orcs, as they thought, brandishing spears.'' |
15 | -->-- ''Literature/TheFallOfGondolin'' |
16 | |
17 | !!Live-Action TV |
18 | ->'''Tim''': Sure, because riding a motorcycle looks cool and all, but-\ |
19 | '''Tony''': But nobody messes with a man riding an elephant. |
20 | -->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}'' |
21 | |
22 | !!Music |
23 | ->Pretty [[Franchise/FinalFantasy Chocobo]], what a happy time on your back\ |
24 | They may look like a chick\ |
25 | But they go quick\ |
26 | With a dramatic kick! |
27 | -->-- '''Hyadain''', "Rap de Chocobo" |
28 | |
29 | !!Tabletop Games |
30 | ->''Now, because I can tell you are a discerning customer, miss, I can tell that a horse just won't do. Any old stuffy noble can ride a horse anywhere. And don't get me started on camels. Nasty beasts, unsanitary. Spit everywhere, those camels. No, what a woman of your high class needs is a triceratops! Don’t tell me you’re not charmed. That graceful beak, the elegant ivory curve of his horns! You'll be the talk of the town, I can guarantee you that! Imagine yourself striding into the city square in a gleaming, jeweled saddle on the back of your very own triceratops, crushing any carriages that try to jostle you! I’m telling you, you won't regret this.'' |
31 | -->--'''Vallero Halucine''', a somewhat unusual animal merchant, ''TabletopGame/{{Pathfinder}}'' |
32 | |
33 | ->''Now I'm not saying that horses are without their uses. They can get a move on. If worse comes to worst, one can feed a platoon for a week. Thing is, though, once the slugs and lasbolts start flashing about, being on a horse ain't that much use. On Kashann, though, we have hunting lizards. They have a hide thick as a flak vest and a bite that'll take your arm off. Now you tell me, if you were going to ride into a battle, which would you rather be on?'' |
34 | -->--'''Sgt. Uriens Quist''', 3rd Kashann Xeno Riders, ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000'' |
35 | |
36 | !!Video Games |
37 | ->''So you think you can ride this chocobo / Got chocobucks? You better put them on this chocobo! / Saddle up, if you think you can ride in this rodeo / Are we in hell? I don't know... to the dirt, let's roll!'' |
38 | -->-- "Crazy Chocobo" theme while riding a rambunctious chocobo in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII2'' |
39 | |
40 | !!Web Original |
41 | ->''Stupid freakin' horse!'' |
42 | -->-- '''LetsPlay/{{raocow}}''' on the subject of [[PowerupMount Yoshi]], [[CatchPhrase frequently]] |
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