CUT TO POCAHONTAS SHOWING JUGHEAD HOW TO RIDE A HORSE. IT'S NOT REALLY A HORSE, THOUGH. IT'S AN ALIEN HORSE LIKE THING. BUT NOT AN ACTUAL HORSE. LOOK, IT'S GOT MORE LEGS THAN AN EARTH HORSE. AND IT'S GOT THESE ANTENNAE TYPE THINGS. DEFINITELY NOT A HORSE.
OKAY, IT'S A HORSE.
— Avatar: The Metacontextual Edition
Tim: Sure, because riding a motorcycle looks cool and all, but—
Tony: But nobody messes with a man riding an elephant.
Thor: I need a horse!
Pet Shop Clerk: We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats and birds...
Thor: Then give me one of those large enough to ride!
Pretty Chocobo, what a happy time on your back
They may look like a chick
But they go quick
With a dramatic kick!
—Hyadain, Rap de Chocobo