1 | ->'''Thurl:''' Well, boy, you look like infantry material to me, can you fire a handgun? |
2 | ->'''Andy:''' Can I ever! You ever seen somebody [[MultiArmedAndDangerous handle four weapons at once]]? |
3 | ->'''Thurl:''' Yes, but it looks like you've got the same kind of stereo-articulated eyes I have. [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome That means you're only gonna hit one target at a time]], son. Same as the rest of us. |
4 | ->'''Andy:''' Oh. |
5 | ->'''Thurl:''' Don't sweat it. I'll put down 'Very enthusiastic', and 'Seen too many Creator/JohnWoo movies.' You're in. |
6 | -->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-04-12 Friday April 12 2002]] |
7 | |
8 | ->''"Gun plus gun equals [[MoreDakka more gun]], that is the key to victory."'' |
9 | -->-- ''[[WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} General Ironicus]]'' |
10 | |
11 | ->''"[[MemeticMutation Two guns]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]"'' |
12 | -->-- '''Two-Face,''' ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity'' |
13 | |
14 | ->''"We can dual-wield these [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MG_08 [MG 08/15s]]]. I'd like it to be known that these are approximately, I believe, '''130 pounds each''' and '''watercooled'''. And we can '''dual-wield''' them. Realism has gone out the window."'' |
15 | -->-- '''Null Set''', ''[[http://bd.baldurk.org/867#title Let's Play NecroVision]]'' |
16 | |
17 | ->'''George''': Hey, kid, maybe think about firing one piece at a time. Saves an arm for the Senoritas. You know what I mean?\ |
18 | '''Nick''': Nah, double the pleasure, double the fun. If you've got enough ammo, that is.\ |
19 | '''George''': Ha! That's what Viagra's for, sonny boy! |
20 | -->-- ''VideoGame/TrueCrimeStreetsOfLA'' |
21 | |
22 | ->''"Double Shotgun Dude is a dog rapist. On this point, there is consensus."'' |
23 | -->-- '''Tycho''', ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'' |
24 | |
25 | ->'''''"AKIIIIIIIIIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"''''' |
26 | -->-- '''[[TheBerserker Salvador the Gunzerker]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}'' |
27 | |
28 | ->''"Hi I'm Star-Lord. I'm with the Guardians of the Galaxy. I'd flash you my business card, but my hands are too full of guns."'' |
29 | -->-- '''[[CaptainObvious Star-Lord]]''', ''Comicbook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy'' |
30 | |
31 | ->''"Double pistols, son!"'' |
32 | -->-- '''WebVideo/ComedyShortsGamer''' |
33 | |
34 | ->''"I’ve seen a Spartan use [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill two [SMGs] at once]], tearing the crap out of the little ones; sending the big ones down in bloody heaps. But I guess that’s what ya gotta be to pull it off: [[ActionHero an action-movie hero]] or a [[SuperSoldier seven-foot-tall walking tank]]. |
35 | -->-- '''Anonymous E2-BAG/1/7 serviceman'', ''Franchise/{{Halo}}''' |
36 | |
37 | ->''"You're the kind of guy for whom one is never enough. When you and your buddies cruised bars Earthside, you always had a beer in each hand, and when you left, you left with two girls. [[{{Hell}} Where you're going now]] there aren't beer or girls, but there are guns!"'' |
38 | -->-- '''Dualgunner Skill description''', ''Videogame/{{DRL}}'' |
39 | |
40 | ->'''[[BoomerangBigot Stephen:]]''' [[CountingBullets I count six shots]], nigger. |
41 | ->'''[[AntiHero Django:]]''' I count two ''guns'', nigger. |
42 | -->-- ''Film/DjangoUnchained'' |
43 | |
44 | ->''"I've got two guns, [[BadassBoast that should be enough for all of you.]]"'' |
45 | -->-- '''[[BloodKnight Caleb]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Blood}}'' |
46 | |
47 | ->"Two guns at once? That's kinda lame. ''[Asskicking by Root ensues]'' Okay, [[AmazonChaser that was kinda hot]]." |
48 | -->-- '''Sameen Shaw''', ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "The Devil's Share" |
49 | |
50 | ->(clickclick!) ''"'''TWO''' MACHINEGUN!"''' |
51 | -->--'''The LargeHamAnnouncer''', ''VideoGame/MetalSlug 4'' and subsequent games |
52 | |
53 | ->[Chorus]''I'm DualWielding my [=SMGs=],\ |
54 | I'm gonna go on a Killing Spree\ |
55 | You'd better not try and mess with me, coz\ |
56 | I'm dual wielding my [=SMGs=].''\ |
57 | \ |
58 | ''I don't need rockets to enable me to pwn\ |
59 | With Dual [=SMG's=] I'll take you all alone\ |
60 | I don't need grenades\ |
61 | A sniper or a sword\ |
62 | My caseless rounds will take you out\ |
63 | Like Ghengis and his horde!''\ |
64 | [Chorus]\ |
65 | ''All the noobz may whine\ |
66 | They keep rushing for the sword\ |
67 | With [=SMG's=] combined,\ |
68 | I am well-endowed!\ |
69 | My guns are apporops;\ |
70 | One left; one right\ |
71 | Firing at your head\ |
72 | Your quest for all the Power Weapons\ |
73 | Soon will leave you dead\ |
74 | For cryin' out loud, you have an SMG\ |
75 | In Free For All or in a Brawl\ |
76 | They just might save your life!''\ |
77 | [Chorus]\ |
78 | '' It's nice to find a weapon on the map\ |
79 | Be wary when you play with me\ |
80 | It just might be a trap!\ |
81 | For cryin' out loud! I'll let them come to me!\ |
82 | I'll just wait and watch the bait\ |
83 | And use my [=SMGs!=]''\ |
84 | [Chorus]\ |
85 | ''I'm dual wielding my [=SMG's=]! [X4]'' |
86 | -->-- '''My [=SMG's=]''', ''VideoGame/Halo2 FilkSong, extolling the virtues of using two submachine guns'' |
87 | |
88 | ->''"The main is the Splat Dualies, a pair of dualie-type weapons born from the culture of Turf War! You carry one in each hand, which is pretty sweet, and their propulsive exhaust nozzles allow you to perform a high-speed dodge roll! You can't move for a brief period immediately after rolling, but the two sights overlap during that time, increasing your splatting power."'' |
89 | -->-- '''Sheldon''', ''VideoGame/Splatoon2'' |
90 | |
91 | ->''Yeah, one in each hand!'' |
92 | -->--'''Any given playable character''', ''VideoGame/KillingFloor''; [[ShoutOut and/or]] '''The VideoGame/{{Postal}} Dude''', ''VideoGame/Postal2: Paradise Lost'' |
93 | |
94 | ->''Double the gun, double the fun!'' |
95 | -->--'''Sam Stone''', ''VideoGame/SeriousSam: The First Encounter'' |
96 | |
97 | ->''You really need Two of those?'' |
98 | -->--'''Spiderman''' to Silver Sable, ''VideoGame/SpiderManPS4'' |
99 |
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