1 | ->We can't die, Bendis. And you know why? Because we are ''so very'' pretty. We are just too good-looking for God to let us die. |
2 | -->-- '''Sergeant Malcolm Reynolds''', ''{{Series/Firefly}}'' |
3 | |
4 | ->If Music/SirMixALot was the Secretary of Defense, [[http://static.thesuperficial.com/uploads/2015/01/the-crap-we-missed-0128-03.jpg this]] is what the average US soldier would look like. |
5 | -->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/29/night-crumbs-277/ Michael K.]]''' on Music/NickiMinaj |
6 | |
7 | ->''"I've heard of some interesting ways to oxygenate somebody who is out of breath but snogging them underwater is a new one on me. I suppose that is what you get when you hire a hot woman to play the part of a super soldier. I wonder if this scene would have played out along the same lines had it been some beefy bloke in the role tonguing Doggett?"'' |
8 | -->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/the-x-files-season-nine.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/TheXFiles'', "Nothing Important Happened Today Pt. II" |
9 | |
10 | ->'''(406):''' Screw Disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on Earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, Im never leaving |
11 | |
12 | ->'''(703):''' I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform. |
13 | |
14 | ->'''(763):''' Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before. |
15 | -->--'''Website/TextsFromLastNight''' |
16 | |
17 | ->''"It was 1944 during [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII World War Two]] that Jim enlisted in the U.S. Merchant Marine. After his [[BootCampEpisode boot training]] he was stationed at Catalina Island, not far from where we were living in Los Angeles. He was a physical training instructor there and the best part was I was able to join him. It was a world of men, all sailors with their wives and families. I didn't mind it being a world of men as long as I was a woman in it. You never [[FemaleGaze saw so many]] sailors, ([[SemperFi Marines]] and Coast Guardsmen), so many men. |
18 | -->--'''Creator/MarilynMonroe''' |
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