We can't die, Bendis. And you know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too good-looking for God to let us die.
— Sergeant Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly
If Sir Mix-A-Lot was the Secretary of Defense, this
◊ is what the average US soldier would look like.
◊ is what the average US soldier would look like."I've heard of some interesting ways to oxygenate somebody who is out of breath but snogging them underwater is a new one on me. I suppose that is what you get when you hire a hot woman to play the part of a super soldier. I wonder if this scene would have played out along the same lines had it been some beefy bloke in the role tonguing Doggett?"
—Joe Ford on The X-Files, "Nothing Important Happened Today Pt. II"
on The X-Files, "Nothing Important Happened Today Pt. II"(406): Screw Disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on Earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, Im never leaving
(703): I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
(763): Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
''"It was 1944 during World War Two that Jim enlisted in the U.S. Merchant Marine. After his boot training he was stationed at Catalina Island, not far from where we were living in Los Angeles. He was a physical training instructor there and the best part was I was able to join him. It was a world of men, all sailors with their wives and families. I didn't mind it being a world of men as long as I was a woman in it. You never saw so many sailors, (Marines and Coast Guardsmen), so many men.
