Line #13 Quotes/Goblins


1	->'''Paladin's Handbook:''' ''If you hear the minions of evil calling dibs on your gear, pray or run.''
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3	->'''Big Ears:''' I want the power to stop innocents from dying. To protect others instead of just standing around helplessly. What? Is that a dumb answer? It's stupid, right?\
4	'''Fumbles:''' Congratulations Big Ears, you're now a first level [[KnightInShiningArmor paladin]].
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6	->'''Complains:''' What? I don't have a temper.\
7	''[{{Beat}}. The others burst out laughing.]''\
8	'''Big Ears:''' ''[imitating Complains]'' I'll get you Minmax! I swear by the foam coming out of my mouth that I'll get yoooouuuuu!
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10	->'''Chief:''' Fine. I'll be something that stays out of the way and never has to do anything exciting, but is still pestered by everyone in the group.\
11	'''Fumbles:''' Woohoo! We have a [[WhiteMage cleric!]]
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13	->'''Forgath:''' [[AdultChild Yer an infant, you know that?]]
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15	->'''Chief:''' Your impression of [[EvilWeapon an evil fork]] is uncanny, but items and objects can ''not'' be evil.
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17	->'''Chief:''' Blaah! That sounds terrible! Why would ''anyone'' want to become a paladin?\
18	'''Big Ears:''' So others don't have to.
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20	->'''Thaco:''' Blindly throwing yourself into the fires of hell won't stop others from burning.
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22	->'''Chief:''' Thaco, if you can tell me that there is absolutely no chance of us being able to rescue Fumbles, [[KnowWhenToFoldEm then we'll call this mission a failure and leave.]] But if there's even the slightest chance that we can succeed, [[NoOneGetsLeftBehind then we have to try.]]\
23	''[Very long pause]''\
24	'''Thaco:''' Alright, here's our plan...
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26	->'''Ears:''' I detect sarcasm.\
27	'''Chief:''' You have to be a paladin to [[DetectEvil detect]] Thaco's sarcasm?\
28	'''Ears:''' You have to be a ''noun'' to detect Thaco's sarcasm.
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30	->'''Complains:''' Ears, I can't move in the state I'm in and you're already pretty much carrying Fumbles. So I want you to listen very carefully...\
31	'''Ears:''' ''No!'' I am ''not'' leaving you behind, Complains!\
32	'''Complains:''' ''[beat]'' Are you ''high?!'' I was ''going'' to say that we should find a board or something to put me on, and maybe you could drag me out of here! Damn right you're not leaving me behind!
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34	->'''Thaco:''' What happened to you?\
35	'''Complains:''' [[RandomEffectSpell Shield of Wonder.]] [[ForcedTransformation Part demon now.]] You?\
36	'''Thaco:''' Climactic battle with the hero.
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38	->'''Ears:''' Right now, you have a magically sharpened axe pressed carefully but sternly at the base of your throat. It's there because you've annoyed me. What do you think will happen if you make me angry?
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40	->'''Minmax:''' Careful Dellyn, [[IronicEcho I heard a rumor]] about [[{{Scrub}} those who die complaining about the rules.]]
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42	->'''K'seliss:''' For the love of meat, ''shut up!'' No one wants to hear [[{{Wangst}} your emo character background!]] My hands are [[BodyHorror literally melting away]] and I'm complaining less than you are!
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44	->'''Demoness[[note]][[IronicEcho and later Fox]][[/note]]:''' I find it astounding how often creatures mistake their own stupidity for a lack of fairness.
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46	->'''Dies:''' So...we're not responsible for our failures?\
47	'''Riss:''' Exactly. It is simply the will of Maglubiyet, so you should feel no shame.\
48	'''Dies:''' Then...by that logic, [[ShutUpHannibal you're not responsible for your success and should feel no pride]].
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50	->'''Grem:''' I am a [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy goblin prince]]. [[HonorBeforeReason I know when to fight.]]

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