1 | ->''"Speak slowly, I'm blonde."'' |
2 | -->-- '''Bumper sticker''' |
3 | |
4 | ->''"You’ll notice a blond person is'' expected ''to talk. If a blond girl doesn’t talk we call her a ‘doll’; if a light-haired man is silent he’s considered stupid. Yet the world is full of ‘dark silent men’ and ‘languorous brunettes’ who haven’t a brain in their heads, but somehow are never accused of the dearth."'' |
5 | -->-- '''Amory Blaine''' (dark-haired), ''Literature/ThisSideOfParadise'' |
6 | |
7 | ->''"Here you thought I was just another bubble-headed blonde bimbo! Well the joke's on you-- [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm not even a real blonde!]]"'' |
8 | -->-- '''Harley Quinn''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'', "Harlequinade" |
9 | |
10 | ->''"So I dot my i's with hearts\ |
11 | And I sleep with a teddy bear\ |
12 | It doesn't mean that I'm not smart\ |
13 | I know all about the ozone layer"'' |
14 | -->-- '''[[Series/SaturdayNightLive Victoria Jackson]]''', "I Am Not a Bimbo" |
15 | |
16 | ->'''Both:''' "Yes, there's been some confusion, for you see my roommate is..."\ |
17 | '''Glinda:''' "Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe..."\ |
18 | '''Elphaba:''' "Blonde." |
19 | -->-- '''Theatre/{{Wicked}}''', "What Is This Feeling?" |
20 | |
21 | ->''"Annika Hansen: blonde. A woman barely sentient. [[WeCanRebuildHim We can rebuild her.]] We have the nanotechnology. We have the capability to make the world's first intelligent blonde."'' |
22 | -->-- '''B.O.R.G. {{Megacorp}}oration advertisement''', ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace'' |
23 | |
24 | ->''FOR MY HEAD IS HOLLOW AND I AM BLONDE: A disastrous command decision by one of Archer's female officers leads Starfleet to rule that women be restricted to the positions of yeoman and intergalactic telephone operator.'' |
25 | -->-- ''Next Week on [[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Enterprise]]'', a ParodyFic by Odon |
26 | |
27 | ->'''Tracey''': Not all blondes are dumb. |
28 | ->'''Dorien''': Not all blondes are ''blonde''. |
29 | -->-- ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS8E2TheEssexPatient The Essex Patient]]" |
30 | |
31 | ->'''Gendo:''' HOLY FUCK IT'S A BLONDE! Does that mean you're dumb and shit? |
32 | ->'''Ritsuko:''' Sir, I'm Head Scientist here at NERV. |
33 | ->'''Gendo:''' WHAT KIND OF IDIOT HIRED A BLONDE AS HEAD SCIENTIST!? |
34 | ->'''Ritsuko:''' You did. |
35 | -->-- ''WebVideo/EvAbridged 2.0 Shinji is (not) a Pussy'' |
36 | |
37 | ->''"'Dear Miss Mason...'? Oh, that's me."'' |
38 | -->-- '''Clover Mason''', ''Series/ItsAwfullyBadForYourEyesDarling'', "A New Lease" |
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