| 1 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 2 | |
| 3 | [[folder:Anime and Manga]] |
| 4 | ->''Make it fun, make it stimulating!'' |
| 5 | -->-- '''Wyald''', ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'', as he's raping someone |
| 6 | |
| 7 | ->'''Cheers, to the ship that charmed the devil."'' |
| 8 | -->-- '''Udai Taxim's''' first line, ''Anime/CowboyBebop'', "[[Recap/CowboyBebopSession16BlackDogSerenade Black Dog Serenade]]" |
| 9 | |
| 10 | ->'''Jessie:''' We're just like those supervillains in the comic books, except better-looking!\ |
| 11 | '''James:''' And even meaner! |
| 12 | -->-- ''Anime/PokemonTheSeries'' |
| 13 | |
| 14 | ->''"Prepare for trouble, and make it double\ |
| 15 | To infect the world with devastation,\ |
| 16 | To blight all peoples in every nation,\ |
| 17 | To denounce the goodness of truth and love,\ |
| 18 | To extend our wrath to the stars above"'' |
| 19 | -->-- '''Butch and Cassidy's Team Rocket entrance speech''', ''Anime/PokemonTheSeries'' |
| 20 | |
| 21 | ->''"You are now official Decepticon warriors. Go out there and be as violent as you can be!"'' |
| 22 | -->-- '''Blood''', ''Anime/TransformersSuperGodMasterforce'' |
| 23 | |
| 24 | ->''"This will be the story of how I became the greatest demon lord of all!"'' |
| 25 | -->-- '''All for One''', ''Manga/MyHeroAcademia'' |
| 26 | |
| 27 | ->''"My aim....hm.....Ah! Yes. That would actually be very simple. I want your powers as Spirit to turn the ways of the world upside down....In order to topple the restraints of this world. But your existence in this world is stable. I wonder what I have to do to make you despair?"'' |
| 28 | -->-- '''Sir Isaac Ray Peram Westcott''', ''Literature/DateALive'' |
| 29 | |
| 30 | ->''"You know, Guile, evil is a good career choice. It has a lot to offer."'' |
| 31 | -->-- '''M. Bison''', ''Anime/StreetFighterIITheAnimatedMovie'' |
| 32 | |
| 33 | ->''"I doubt I need an introduction, but just in case, I am the mighty Frieza, and yes, all the horrible stories you've heard are true."'' |
| 34 | -->-- '''Frieza''', ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' |
| 35 | |
| 36 | ->'''Turles''': Disturbing. The strongest of all Saiyan blood, and he has a soft spot for a purple dinosaur. Kakarot, you raised this Saiyan too much like an Earthling!\ |
| 37 | '''Goku''': I raised him to know the difference between good and evil! Unlike ''some'' people.\ |
| 38 | '''Turles''': Hah. I ''know'' the difference, Kakarot. I just don't ''care''. |
| 39 | -->--''Anime/DragonBallZTheTreeOfMight'' |
| 40 | |
| 41 | -> ''"Hey Tetsu. Have you ever thought about 'evil'? In the world these days... The idea that [[RousseauWasRight all people all inherently good]] gets tossed a lot. The law represents that. 'There's no such a thing as a [[EnfantTerrible person who was born evil]]', '[[GreyAndGrayMorality From the point of view of the person committing the crime, they had a reason for it]]'... Like that. You've probably seen in in mangas and movies, haven't you? All those final bosses that seemed like [[WellIntentionedExtremist 'he was actually a good guy']], [[EvenEvilHasLovedOnes 'he just did evil things for the sake of his friends']] or [[DrivenToVillainy 'he did evil things to overcome his own personal trauma']]. Even if they are defeated... That kind of half-assed evil can never be clear-cut. Anyway, it has gotten to be the generally accepted opinion that nobody in this world is pure "evil".''\ |
| 42 | ''[[WhamLine They're wrong. It exists. 'Evil'.]]''\ |
| 43 | ''Not impure evil like [[NecessarilyEvil necessary evil]] or resultant evil or anything. '[[TheSociopath Absolute Evil]]'. '''That person''' watched the [[MindRape electronic drug]] that made even my questionable soul waver. [[NightmareFace While grinning]]. Wearing an expression like... 'I wonder what element of this was leading people astray?'. All [[SlouchOfVillainy while sitting on]] a [[DeadGuyOnDisplay favourite piece of furniture he recently got]]. Just being with him... [[EvenEvilHasStandards Fills me with the urge to throw up. And it gets that I'm disgusted with even alive...]] Even then, this 'evil' is charismatic enough that I can't get away from it. If you were doing a ''good job...'', I figured I'd take you to him but I guess I've been disappointing.[...] Hihihi, How considerate, You'll understand someday... No, you'll... probably never understand him. Sorry to bother you Tetsu. Well... Have a peaceful life."'' [sets Tetsu's garage on fire.] |
| 44 | -->-- '''Zenjiro Kasai''' sums his boss Sicks perfectly, ''Manga/MajinTanteiNougamiNeuro'' |
| 45 | [[/folder]] |
| 46 | |
| 47 | [[folder:Asian Animation]] |
| 48 | ->'''[=BoBoiBoy=]''': Ugh, you're such a busybody. You're bad too. You kidnapped Ochobot.\ |
| 49 | '''Fang''': You're the bad one. You're accusing me without proof.\ |
| 50 | '''[=BoBoiBoy=]''': Hmph, bad guys never admit their deeds.\ |
| 51 | '''Adu Du''': Hey, hey, that's enough. I'm the bad guy here in this story. |
| 52 | -->-- ''Animation/BoBoiBoy'', "Emotive Chemical Y" |
| 53 | |
| 54 | ->''"Our whole family and ancestors are evil, you know. And the only good person is your uncle Pakye Ye, the chairman of the Foundation of Evil."'' |
| 55 | -->-- '''Ibu Bu''', ''Animation/BoBoiBoy'', "Adu Du's Mom" |
| 56 | [[/folder]] |
| 57 | |
| 58 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 59 | ->''"Redditch is dead! And I killed him! Now it is [=DePrayve=]'s turn to live... to exult in the richness of evil!"'' |
| 60 | -->-- '''[=DePrayve=]''', ''ComicBook/WerewolfByNight'' #24 |
| 61 | |
| 62 | ->''"I am lord of evil, little man -- forever and always!"'' |
| 63 | -->-- '''Dracula''', ''ComicBook/TheTombOfDracula'' |
| 64 | |
| 65 | ->'''The President''': You've got to understand, I didn't get involved in this because I'm some sort of cackling super-villain who gets off on hurting people or anything.\ |
| 66 | '''Seth''': Hell, I did. |
| 67 | -->-- '''Seth Angus Billy Cletus Bubba Jamie Clement Callum Cowie''', ''ComicBook/TheAuthority'' |
| 68 | |
| 69 | ->''"I am not the hero in my own story. I am the bad guy. I have no end in mind that justifies my means. There are no skeletons in my closet, no [[TragicVillain abusive childhood or inciting misery]] that might expiate my vile behavior. Nor am I insane. I know the difference between good and evil. And I am fully capable of empathizing with the pain, emotional or physical, of others. No [[TheSociopath sociopath]], I. Rather, [[BadIsGoodAndGoodIsBad I simply prefer bad over good. Wrong over right. Dirty over clean. Sick over healthy. Untrue over true.]]"'' |
| 70 | -->--'''Contagion''', ''ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}: The Best There Is'' issue #3 |
| 71 | |
| 72 | ->''"Y'see, deep down, in my most secret heart of hearts, I'm still a totally depraved sonuvabitch whose main goal in life is to watch you die. Slowly and painfully. Just like your kid."'' |
| 73 | -->-- '''Black Manta''', ''ComicBook/{{Aquaman}}'' |
| 74 | |
| 75 | ->''"What can I say? I'm a ''bad guy''. I do ''bad'' things. It's my ''job''. And [[BetterLivingThroughEvil it beats working retail.]]"'' |
| 76 | -->-- '''The Big Boss ([[AndYouWereThere Lynch]])''', ''ComicBook/Gen13 -- Grunge: The Movie'' |
| 77 | |
| 78 | ->''"I am the new, undisputed, absolute crime lord of Gotham City. I am everything this city deserves -- and more. I am the darkness that fills the heart of every living soul in this sordid little town... including the blackest, most twisted soul of all... I think you know who I'm talking about."'' |
| 79 | -->-- '''Black Mask''', ''ComicBook/Batgirl2000'' |
| 80 | |
| 81 | ->''"There's a word for what I am, but nobody uses it anymore. No one wants to see the simple truth. If they did, they'd kill people like me as soon as we revealed ourselves. But they don't. They close their eyes and blather about psychology and say that nobody is truly ''evil''. That's why I've won. That's why I ''always'' win."'' |
| 82 | -->-- [[spoiler:'''Ava Lord''']], ''ComicBook/SinCity'', "A Dame to Kill For" |
| 83 | |
| 84 | ->''"I've heard it said, everyone is the hero of their own story. The thought is that even the most vile villain believes his actions to be right and thinks of himself as "good". I am here to tell you, right now, that I am evil. I am greedy, selfish, I do not care for the plight of others. The citizen walks among us but he is not one of us. He goes about his daily life unaware of the dangers that surround him. The dangers people like us bring to his doorstep. We are better than the citizen. We are aware of the evils of the world and we celebrate them...Profit from them. Money and power. That is our desire. That is the foundation of [[LegionOfDoom the Order]]...That is what brings us together."'' |
| 85 | -->-- '''Set''', ''[[ComicBook/{{Invincible}} Guarding the Globe]]'' |
| 86 | |
| 87 | -> ''"Ah Rose. I could tell you that I've seen ten of thousands die for nothing, and that at least my bodies serve a purpose... that my attempts at transplants are all in the name of science... but the truth is that when people take you for a monster, there's only one thing left for you to do... exceed their expectation!"'' |
| 88 | -->-- '''Jeronimus Quint''', ''ComicBook/{{Undertaker}}: The Shadow Of Hippocrates'' |
| 89 | |
| 90 | ->''"The fact I derive pleasure from cruelty doesn't make me feel guilty, Frank... guilt is ridiculous. There is no 'good' or 'bad'. There is only pleasure and pain... with no Heaven or Hell at the end of it!"'' |
| 91 | -->--'''Colonel De Sade''', ''ComicBook/ThePunisher'' |
| 92 | |
| 93 | ->'''DirtyCop 1:''' Sod'ja call your local Broad treet Killaz representative?\ |
| 94 | '''DirtyCop 2:''' The Killaz don't have a PR person. Hey, that's right, I forgot. You didn't work gangs much, did you.\ |
| 95 | '''DirtyCop 1:''' Keep tellin' you, I'm racist. |
| 96 | -->-- ''ComicBook/ThePunisherMAX: Six Hours To Kill'' |
| 97 | [[/folder]] |
| 98 | |
| 99 | [[folder:Fan Fiction]] |
| 100 | ->'''Arina:''' You filthy creature! How could you do such an awful thing to someone as pure as her?!\ |
| 101 | '''Lord Komatsu:''' Because I'm ''evil''. Duh. |
| 102 | -->-- ''[[Fanfic/BeyondTomorrow Inuyasha: Beyond Tomorrow]]'' |
| 103 | |
| 104 | ->''"HAHAHA ITS SO NICE BEING A BAD GUY!"'' |
| 105 | -->-- '''Spadang Skaran''', ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5012502/1/The_Evill_of_Spadang_Skaran The Evill of Spadang Skaran]]'' |
| 106 | |
| 107 | ->''"In my defense, Lady, you should have seen that coming."'' |
| 108 | -->-- '''Loki''', ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7007145/ Red Ruin, and the Breaking Up of Laws]]'' |
| 109 | |
| 110 | ->"You’re evil." Twilight shot.\ |
| 111 | "That I am." Nightmare conceded with a lopsided smile. "Not everypony has it within their heart to rip a pony in half, or eat the bones of their enemies… But this is only a more honest kind of evil. Tell me what you think evil is." |
| 112 | -->-- ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/181411/when-the-everfree-burns When the Everfree Burns]]'' |
| 113 | |
| 114 | ->''"I once thought that the greatest evil in this world was done in [[WellIntentionedExtremist the name of the greater good.]] I was wrong. Terribly wrong. There is evil in this world which knows itself for evil, and hates the good with all its strength. All fair things does it desire to destroy."'' |
| 115 | -->-- '''Albus Dumbledore''', ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality'' |
| 116 | |
| 117 | ->'''Captain Action:''' Very soon, we'll have to go back to our time with Krellik. But perhaps, sometime, we can meet again. Right now, our job is still to find and neutralize Dr. Evil.\ |
| 118 | '''[[ComicBook/{{Shazam}} Captain Marvel XII]]:''' (raising a eyebrow) Dr. Evil? Even on my world, I thought I'd run into some villains with corny names. But that takes it. Who is this guy, another worm villain like my ancestor fought?\ |
| 119 | '''Action Boy:''' He's my grandfather.\ |
| 120 | '''Captain Marvel:''' Oh. |
| 121 | -->-- ''Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy'' |
| 122 | |
| 123 | -> ''"Wow, I AM evil! I should have been the devil instead!"'' |
| 124 | -->-- '''God''', ''Fanfic/MiraiSMP'' |
| 125 | [[/folder]] |
| 126 | |
| 127 | [[folder:Film -- Animated]] |
| 128 | ->''"What do we care about nice?\ |
| 129 | What do we care about sweet?\ |
| 130 | All that we care about's vice\ |
| 131 | And deceit,\ |
| 132 | Eating the mice,\ |
| 133 | Cheating the dice,\ |
| 134 | Which is neat,\ |
| 135 | We've got no time for taste.\ |
| 136 | Who's got the time to waste?\ |
| 137 | We've got a better plan\ |
| 138 | To be as mean as we can!"'' |
| 139 | -->-- '''The Singing Cat Gang'''[='s=] VillainSong, "What Do We Care", from ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerryTheMovie'' |
| 140 | |
| 141 | ->''"It feels so good to be bad\ |
| 142 | So delicious to be a despicable cad\ |
| 143 | It’s just so thrilling and so fulfilling\ |
| 144 | To give somebody the worst time they’ve ever had\ |
| 145 | It feels so good to be bad"'' |
| 146 | -->-- '''Red'''[='s=] VillainSong, "It Feels So Good To Be Bad", from ''WesternAnimation/AllDogsGoToHeaven2'' |
| 147 | |
| 148 | ->''"Oh, I love it when I'm nasty!"'' |
| 149 | -->-- '''Professor Ratigan''', ''WesternAnimation/TheGreatMouseDetective'' |
| 150 | |
| 151 | ->''"I am bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. [[BeYourself There's no-one I'd rather be than me.]]"'' |
| 152 | -->-- '''The Bad-Anon Pledge''' (a PunchClockVillain variation of this), ''WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph'' |
| 153 | |
| 154 | ->''Behold, The Underminer! I am always beneath you, but '''nothing''' is beneath '''me'''! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness!'' |
| 155 | -->-- '''The Underminer''', ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles'' |
| 156 | |
| 157 | ->'''Megamind:''' You dare challenge Megamind?!\ |
| 158 | '''Tighten:''' This town isn't big enough for two super villains!\ |
| 159 | '''Megamind:''' Oh you're a villain alright, just not a ''super'' one.\ |
| 160 | '''Tighten:''' Yeah? What's the difference?\ |
| 161 | '''Megamind:''' '''''PRESENTATION!''''' |
| 162 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}'' |
| 163 | |
| 164 | ->''"Doesn't it feel so GOOD... to be BAD?"'' |
| 165 | -->--'''Scarlet Overkill''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Minions}}'' |
| 166 | |
| 167 | ->''"Actually, I'm an evil scientist."'' |
| 168 | -->-- '''Dr. Doofenshmirtz''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerbTheMovieAcrossThe2ndDimension'' |
| 169 | |
| 170 | ->'''Ms. Beans:''' Go to hell!\ |
| 171 | '''Rattlesnake Jake:''' [[InsultBackfire Where do you think]] I ''come'' from? |
| 172 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Rango}}'' |
| 173 | |
| 174 | ->'''Batman''': If we're really alike, you know this is wrong. You must have been a good man, once.\ |
| 175 | '''Owlman''': '''No'''. ''Not'' good. '''Never''' good. After all, I'm only '''human'''. |
| 176 | -->--''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueCrisisOnTwoEarths'' |
| 177 | |
| 178 | ->''"Oh, that is despicable. I love it!"'' |
| 179 | -->-- '''Monsieur D'Arque''', ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast'' |
| 180 | |
| 181 | ->''"I'm malicious, mean, and scary. My sneer could curdle dairy, and violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest."'' |
| 182 | -->-- '''Thug''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}}'' |
| 183 | |
| 184 | ->''"I am the criminal mind of the century. I don't go to little girls' dance recitals."'' |
| 185 | -->-- '''Gru''', ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe1'' |
| 186 | |
| 187 | ->''"Remember when I said that deep down I was a good guy? I lied!"'' |
| 188 | -->-- '''Dr. Strangeglove''', ''VideoGame/MoshiMonsters: the Movie'' |
| 189 | |
| 190 | ->'''[[TheConscience Ethical Bug]]:''' Y-you're not gonna shoot a puppy, are you Jack?\ |
| 191 | '''[[Characters/PussInBootsJackHorner Jack Horner]]:''' Yeah, [[CrossingTheLineTwice in the face]]. Why? |
| 192 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/PussInBootsTheLastWish'' |
| 193 | |
| 194 | -> '''[[TheConscience Ethical Bug]]:''' Th-that was horrible! Your wish is horrible! ''[[BeyondRedemption You're horrible]]''! '''''[[YouMonster You're an irredeemable monster!]]'''''\ |
| 195 | '''[[Characters/PussInBootsJackHorner Jack Horner]]:''' (''mocking sobs'') Wha-wha-what took you so long, ''idiot?'' (''flicks the bug off his shoulder'') |
| 196 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/PussInBootsTheLastWish'' |
| 197 | [[/folder]] |
| 198 | |
| 199 | [[folder:Film -- Live-Action]] |
| 200 | ->'''Jake Gittes:''' Who do you blame for that? Her? |
| 201 | ->'''[[spoiler:[[BigBad Noah Cross]]]]:''' I don't blame myself. You see, Mr. Gittes, most people never have to face the fact that at the right time and the right place, they're capable of '''ANYTHING'''. |
| 202 | -->-- '''[[spoiler:Noah Cross]]''', ''Film/{{Chinatown}}'' |
| 203 | |
| 204 | ->''"I'm a greedy little [[WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs Smurf]] who [[OnlyInItForTheMoney did it for the money]]!"'' |
| 205 | -->-- [[spoiler:'''[[TheMole Captain Putty]]''']], ''Film/ChipNDaleRescueRangers2022'' |
| 206 | |
| 207 | ->'''Mother who has been evicted:''' How can you do this to us?! |
| 208 | ->'''[[DastardlyWhiplash Snidely Whiplash]]:''' How can I do this to you? Madam, I was ''born'' to do it! It's in my genes! |
| 209 | -->-- '''Snidely Whiplah''', ''Film/DudleyDoRight'' |
| 210 | |
| 211 | ->''"Good morning, my golden retrievers! What kind of havoc shall the Carver Media Group create in the world today?"'' |
| 212 | -->-- '''Elliot Carver''', ''Film/TomorrowNeverDies'' |
| 213 | |
| 214 | ->''"Remember, if this makes the papers, we're no longer the Wet Bandits, we're the Sticky Bandits!"'' |
| 215 | -->-- '''Marv Merchants''', ''Film/HomeAlone2LostInNewYork'' |
| 216 | |
| 217 | ->"''I enjoy collecting protection money, putting whores to work, loansharking. I enjoy planting bombs in people's cars. These are a few of my favorite things.''" |
| 218 | -->-- '''Danny Vermin''', ''Film/JohnnyDangerously'' |
| 219 | |
| 220 | ->''"This town deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to 'em."'' |
| 221 | -->-- '''The Joker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' |
| 222 | |
| 223 | ->'''John Coffey:''' You a bad man....\ |
| 224 | '''Wild Bill Wharton:''' That's right, nigger. Bad as you'd want. |
| 225 | -->--''Film/TheGreenMile'' |
| 226 | |
| 227 | ->'''Luigi''': ''You're'' Koopa?! But you just said you were--\ |
| 228 | '''President Koopa:''' "One evil, egg-sucking son of a snake." [[ActuallyIAmHim Did I lie?]] |
| 229 | -->-- ''Film/SuperMarioBros1993'' |
| 230 | |
| 231 | ->''"I am Lord Zedd, sworn enemy of all that is good and decent!"'' |
| 232 | -->-- '''Lord Zedd''', ''Film/MightyMorphinPowerRangersTheMovie'' |
| 233 | |
| 234 | ->'''Director Krennic:''' We were on the verge of greatness, we were ''this'' close to providing peace and security for the galaxy. |
| 235 | ->'''Galen Erso:''' You're confusing peace with terror. |
| 236 | ->'''Krennic:''' Well, you have to start ''somewhere.'' |
| 237 | -->-- ''Film/RogueOne'' |
| 238 | |
| 239 | ->''"God, I love being a bad guy."'' |
| 240 | -->-- '''Hugo Snyder''', ''Film/ThreeNinjas'' |
| 241 | |
| 242 | ->''"You are deluded, Captain. You pretend to be a simple soldier, but in reality, you are just afraid to admit that we have left humanity behind. Unlike you, I embrace it proudly, without fear!"'' |
| 243 | -->-- '''Johann Schmidt''' a.k.a. '''Red Skull''', ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger'' |
| 244 | |
| 245 | ->''"Aw, get this straight!\ |
| 246 | I'm just a Mean Green Mother From Outer Space, and I'm BAD!\ |
| 247 | I'm just a Mean Green Mother From Outer Space, and it looks like you been had!\ |
| 248 | I'm just a Mean Green Mother From Outer Space, so get off my back, get out my face,\ |
| 249 | cos I'm Mean and Green! AND I AM BAD!"'' |
| 250 | -->-- '''Audrey II''', ''Film/LittleShopOfHorrors'' |
| 251 | |
| 252 | ->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Why are you doing this?\ |
| 253 | '''Nicky Holiday:''' Why am I doing this? Because I'm a villain. It's pure and simple. |
| 254 | -->-- ''Film/TheGreatMuppetCaper'' |
| 255 | |
| 256 | ->''"Hear me, believe me, and fear me!"'' |
| 257 | -->-- '''Major Tint''', ''Film/RamboIV'' |
| 258 | |
| 259 | ->'''Cop:''' The whole fucking city's on fire because of what you did. |
| 260 | ->'''[[ComicBook/TheJoker Arthur]]:''' I know. Isn't it beautiful? |
| 261 | -->-- ''Film/{{Joker}}'' |
| 262 | |
| 263 | ->''"I like being bad. It makes me happy."'' |
| 264 | -->-- '''Eddie Brock''', ''Film/SpiderMan3'' |
| 265 | |
| 266 | ->'''Rick Flag''': Seriously, what the hell's wrong with you people?\ |
| 267 | '''[[Characters/HarleyQuinnTheCharacter Harley Quinn]]''': We're bad guys, it's what we do! |
| 268 | -->-- ''Film/SuicideSquad2016'' |
| 269 | |
| 270 | ->'''Will Turner:''' [[CombatPragmatist You cheated!]]\ |
| 271 | '''Captain Jack Sparrow:''' [[ItsWhatIDo Pirate.]] |
| 272 | -->-- ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl'' |
| 273 | |
| 274 | ->''"What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, 'That's the bad guy.' So... what that make ''you''? ''Good''? '''NO.''' You're not ''fucking good!'' You just know how to ''hide'', how to ''lie''. Me? ''I'' don't ''have'' that problem. Because ''me''? ''I always'' tell the truth. Even when I ''lie''. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on! It's the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!"'' |
| 275 | -->-- '''Tony Montana''', ''Film/Scarface1983'' |
| 276 | |
| 277 | ->'''Vito Cornelius''': You're a monster, Zorg.\ |
| 278 | '''Zorg''': I know. |
| 279 | -->-- ''Film/TheFifthElement'' |
| 280 | |
| 281 | ->'''Ed Harley''': God damn you! God damn you!\ |
| 282 | '''Haggis''': He already has, son. He already ''has''. |
| 283 | -->--''Film/{{Pumpkinhead}}'' |
| 284 | |
| 285 | ->'''Blix''': You summoned me, Lordship?\ |
| 286 | '''The Lord of Darkness''': Are you not the most, loathsome of my goblins?\ |
| 287 | '''Blix''': Truly, master!\ |
| 288 | '''Darkness''': And is your heart black, and full of hate?\ |
| 289 | '''Blix''': Black as midnight, black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch! |
| 290 | -->--''Film/Legend1985'' |
| 291 | |
| 292 | ->''"I'm the monster, I'm the villain\ |
| 293 | What perfection, what precision!\ |
| 294 | Keen incisions, I deliver\ |
| 295 | Unscathed organs, I deliver\ |
| 296 | Repossession, I deliver\ |
| 297 | I'm the Repo! Legal assassin!"'' |
| 298 | -->--'''Nathan Wallace''', ''Film/RepoTheGeneticOpera'' |
| 299 | |
| 300 | ->'''Mark Baum''': I don't get it. Why are they confessing?\ |
| 301 | '''Danny Moses''': They're not confessing.\ |
| 302 | '''Porter Collins''': They're bragging. |
| 303 | -->--''Film/TheBigShort'' |
| 304 | |
| 305 | ->'''Sho'nuff''': Am I the meanest?\ |
| 306 | '''Goons''': Sho'nuff!\ |
| 307 | '''Sho'nuff''': Am I the prettiest?\ |
| 308 | '''Goons''': Sho'nuff!\ |
| 309 | '''Sho'nuff''': Am I the baddest mofo low down around this town?\ |
| 310 | '''Goons''': Sho'nuff! |
| 311 | -->--''Film/TheLastDragon'' |
| 312 | |
| 313 | ->'''Charles Foster Kane''': This gentleman was saying...\ |
| 314 | '''Boss Jim Gettys''': I am not a gentleman. I don't even know what a gentleman is. |
| 315 | -->--''Film/CitizenKane'' |
| 316 | |
| 317 | ->''"Rule number one: Embrace the darkness. Rule number two: Kill your fear. And rule number three: Live for death."'' |
| 318 | -->--'''Goth''', ''Film/Goth2003'' |
| 319 | |
| 320 | ->'''President Clark''': You're worse than they are, Mr. Wengler.\ |
| 321 | '''Floyd Wengler''': Allow me to correct you, Mr. Clark - I'm worse than anyone. |
| 322 | -->--''Film/Escape2000'' |
| 323 | |
| 324 | ->''"I may be bad, but I feel... good."'' |
| 325 | -->--'''Deadite Sheila''', ''Film/ArmyOfDarkness'' |
| 326 | |
| 327 | ->''"He wants mercy from the Drake - FROM THE DRAKE! - and he should know better than anybody: Mercy ain't my style!"'' |
| 328 | -->--'''The Drake''', ''Film/HoboWithAShotgun'' |
| 329 | |
| 330 | ->'''ComicBook/{{Loki}}''': You still don't trust me?\ |
| 331 | '''[[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Thor]]''': Would you?\ |
| 332 | '''Loki''': ...No, I wouldn't! |
| 333 | -->--''Film/ThorTheDarkWorld'' |
| 334 | |
| 335 | ->'''[[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Thor]]''': I need your help. And I wish I could trust you...\ |
| 336 | '''ComicBook/{{Loki}}''': If you did, you'd be the fool I always took you for. |
| 337 | -->--''Film/ThorTheDarkWorld'' trailer |
| 338 | |
| 339 | ->''"I may be as pretty as an angel, but I sure as hell ain't one."'' |
| 340 | -->--'''Yondu Udonta''', ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014'' |
| 341 | |
| 342 | ->'''Collins:''' Why don't you come over here, darlin'. Don't worry. Promise I'll make it quick.\ |
| 343 | '''Tian Xiao Xian:''' Do you remember the first time you felt your soul slipping away?\ |
| 344 | '''Collins:''' My soul? ''[laughs]'' No, there's no souls here, sweetheart. Just a bunch of blokes doin' our jobs like everybody else. Now granted, [killing people] wasn't exactly what I wanted to be doing when I was all grown up, but you know what? Turned out I was pretty bloody good at it. |
| 345 | -->-- ''Film/TripleThreat2019'' |
| 346 | |
| 347 | ->'''Chinese emissary:''' This is extortion!\ |
| 348 | '''Ernst Stavro Blofeld:''' Extortion is my business. Go and think it over, gentlemen. I'm busy. |
| 349 | -->--''Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice'' |
| 350 | |
| 351 | ->'''Lisa:''' You're the monster of Toyland, Barnaby. How could you wish evil on the most wonderful place that ever existed? YoureInsane\ |
| 352 | '''Barnaby:''' Well, '''[[SuddenlyShouting YES]]!''' |
| 353 | -->--''[[Theatre/BabesInToyland Babes in Toyland (1986)]]'' |
| 354 | |
| 355 | ->''"It's so nice when diabolical evil lives up to the hype!"'' |
| 356 | -->-- '''Dr. Robotnik''', ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog22022'' |
| 357 | |
| 358 | ->''"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgmL4TQCNtI I don't want peace! I want PROBLEMS, ALWAYS!]]"'' |
| 359 | -->-- '''Shao Kahn''', unofficial Kumawood film adaptation of ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' |
| 360 | [[/folder]] |
| 361 | |
| 362 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 363 | ->'' 'We all have flaws,' he said, 'and mine is being wicked.' '' |
| 364 | -->-- ''Literature/The13Clocks'' |
| 365 | |
| 366 | -> ''"I'' like ''people thinking I'm an asshole. Being an asshole is my life's vocation; I'm a goddamned asshole professional. When other people act like assholes, they're doing it on their own time, but me, it's my'' job." |
| 367 | -->-- '''The Pollisand''', ''[[Literature/TheLeagueOfPeoplesVerse Ascending]]'' |
| 368 | |
| 369 | ->“You’re a monster, aren’t you?” I spoke softly into the night, looking at him from the corner of my eye.\ |
| 370 | He smiled. “The very worst kind,” he replied. |
| 371 | -->--The '''BlackKnight''' and '''[[VillainProtagonist Catherine Foundling's]]''' first encounter - ''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil'' Book 1, Chapter 1: Knife. |
| 372 | |
| 373 | ->“Gods Below, act Evil for once in your life. It's like it's a hobby with you people.” |
| 374 | --> Kairos Theodosian, ''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil'' Book 2, Interlude: Precipitation. |
| 375 | |
| 376 | ->''"I am sick, deranged, sadistic, and insane. And you know what? I enjoy every second of it."'' |
| 377 | -->-- '''Dr. Edgar Malbarn''', ''Literature/ArmageddonForce'' |
| 378 | |
| 379 | ->''"You figure that out all by yourself? The god of evil is evil?"'' |
| 380 | -->-- '''[[GodOfEvil Set]]''', ''Literature/TheKaneChronicles'' |
| 381 | |
| 382 | ->''"Evil, be thou my good."'' |
| 383 | -->-- '''{{Satan}}''', ''Literature/ParadiseLost'' |
| 384 | |
| 385 | ->''"We are different from all the oligarchies of the past, in that we know what we are doing."'' |
| 386 | -->-- '''O'Brien''', ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour''. |
| 387 | |
| 388 | ->'''O'Brien:''' You understand well enough ''how'' the Party maintains itself in power. Now tell me ''why'' we cling to power. What is our motive? Why should we want power?\ |
| 389 | '''Winston:''' You are ruling over us for our own good. You believe that human beings are not fit to govern themselves, and therefore--\ |
| 390 | ''(O'Brien gives Winston an electric shock for his answer)''\ |
| 391 | '''O'Brien:''' That was stupid, Winston, ''stupid''! You should know better than to say a thing like that. Now I will tell you the answer to my question. It is this. The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth or luxury or long life or happiness: only power, pure power. |
| 392 | -->-- ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour'' |
| 393 | |
| 394 | ->''"I am a [[TheDon professional monster]].\ |
| 395 | It sounds pretentious. After all, I am not a [[OurGhoulsAreCreepier flesh-devouring ghoul]], hiding behind a human mask until it is time to gorge. I'm no [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampire]], draining the blood or soul from my victim -- no [[OurOgresAreHungrier ogre]], no [[OurDemonsAreDifferent demon]], no cursed beast from the [[SpiritWorld spirit world]] dwelling amid the unsuspecting sheep of humanity. I'm not even possessed of the mystic abilities of a [[OurMagesAreDifferent mortal wizard]].\ |
| 396 | But they will never be what I am. One and all, those beings were [[AlwaysChaoticEvil born to be what they are]].\ |
| 397 | [[BadassNormal I made a choice]]."'' |
| 398 | -->-- '''"Gentleman" Johnny Marcone''', ''Literature/BriefCases'', "Even Hand" |
| 399 | |
| 400 | ->''"Martin is [[MessianicArchetype some kind of angel]], I'm [[SatanicArchetype the opposite]]."'' |
| 401 | -->-- '''Cluny the Scourge''', ''{{Literature/Redwall}}'' |
| 402 | |
| 403 | ->''“Even the word ''Alp'' was once used by the [[{{Muggles}} ordinaries]] in one corner of the Union to describe elves in general. They believed we were child-snatching monsters. Was that the result of human propaganda? Or was that based on actual historical events? I don’t know the truth, nor do I care, but I loved the idea of an evil elf. As we are now, that notion is more a blessing than an insult.\ |
| 404 | “I am an outcast elf. Drawn to the immoral, beguiled by my desires, I was driven from my home and washed up at Kimberly. My parents lay together, two virtuous elves—yet the product was the devil you see before you. If there is any meaning to that, I’d call it a ''sign''. [[MySpeciesDothProtestTooMuch A reminder that our species is trapped in a dead end, in need of guidance to the next evolution.]]\ |
| 405 | “Immorality and the profane are my calling! I am an Alp! Khiirgi ‘[[RedBaron Avarice]]’ Albschuch!”'' |
| 406 | -->-- '''Khiirgi Albschuch''', ''Literature/ReignOfTheSevenSpellblades'' Volume 8 |
| 407 | |
| 408 | ->''"I am 'the world's worst evil god' after all."'' |
| 409 | -->-- '''"D"''', ''Literature/SoImASpiderSoWhat'' |
| 410 | |
| 411 | ->"No-one becomes like she is without building walls inside their head," [Granny] said. "I've just knocked them down. Every scream. Every plea. Every pang of guilt. Every twinge of conscience. All at once. There's a little trick to it."\ |
| 412 | […] Granny smiled terribly. "Everyone wants to know their true self. Now, she does."\ |
| 413 | […]\ |
| 414 | A noise like a gas leak escaped from the duchess's lips. Her head jerked back suddenly. She opened her eyes, blinked, and focused on Granny. Sheer hatred suffused her features.\ |
| 415 | "Guards!" she said. "I told you to take them!"\ |
| 416 | Granny's jaw sagged. "What?" she said. "But -- but I showed you your true self…"\ |
| 417 | "I'm supposed to be upset by that, am I?" As the soldiers sheepishly grabbed Granny's arms the duchess pressed her face close to Granny's, her tremendous eyebrows a V of triumphant hatred. "I'm supposed to grovel on the floor, is that it? Well, old woman, I've seen exactly what I am, do you understand, and I'm proud of it! I'd do it all again, only hotter and longer! I enjoyed it, and I did it because I wanted to!"\ |
| 418 | She thumped the vast expanse of her chest.\ |
| 419 | "You gawping idiots!" she said. "You're so ''weak''. You really think that people are basically decent underneath, don't you?" |
| 420 | -->-- ''Literature/WyrdSisters'' |
| 421 | [[/folder]] |
| 422 | |
| 423 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 424 | ->''"What do you ''want'' from us?! We're '''evil!"''' '''''EVIL!''' |
| 425 | -->-- '''Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank''', ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' |
| 426 | |
| 427 | ->''"Distrusting me was the wisest thing you've done since you climbed off your horse."'' |
| 428 | -->-- '''Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish''', ''Series/GameOfThrones'' |
| 429 | |
| 430 | ->'''Robert Greenwood:''' I've murdered a dozen women. Terrorized the city. What have you done? Chop up your mommy?\ |
| 431 | '''Jerome Velaska:''' Everybody has to start somewhere. |
| 432 | -->-- ''Series/{{Gotham}}'' |
| 433 | |
| 434 | ->''"I do not serve things that are evil. I '''[[IAmTheNoun am]]''' evil."'' |
| 435 | -->-- '''Armus''', ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "[[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS1E22SkinOfEvil Skin of Evil]]" |
| 436 | |
| 437 | ->''"I ain't no suit wearing businessman like you. I'm JustAGangster, I suppose."'' |
| 438 | -->-- '''Avon Barksdale''', ''Series/TheWire'' |
| 439 | |
| 440 | ->'''Glory:''' I'm not gonna kill you. Not in the mood. What do you think that's about?\ |
| 441 | '''Unnamed Minion:''' In mercy, does your power lie?\ |
| 442 | '''Glory:''' No, brainless, in ''torture, death, and chaos'' does my power lie. |
| 443 | -->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS5E21WeightOfTheWorld The Weight of the World]]" |
| 444 | |
| 445 | ->''"We're VILLAINS! When are you gonna get that through your thick skulls?"'' |
| 446 | -->-- '''Warren Mears''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS6E11Gone Gone]]" |
| 447 | |
| 448 | ->''"You're right. I am a monster. And I've done bad. I've done things you cannot even imagine. Horrible, evil, messy things. And I've loved... Every. Damn. Minute."'' |
| 449 | -->-- '''Crowley''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "[[Recap/SupernaturalS10E22ThePrisoner The Prisoner]]" |
| 450 | |
| 451 | ->'''The Doctor:''' But you use your powers for evil!\ |
| 452 | '''Sutekh:''' Evil? Your evil is my good. I am Sutekh the Destroyer. Where I tread, I leave nothing but dust and darkness... I find that good! |
| 453 | -->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS13E3PyramidsOfMars Pyramids of Mars]]" |
| 454 | |
| 455 | ->'''Sharaz Jek:''' Do you think I'm mad?\ |
| 456 | '''Peri Brown:''' N-n-no.\ |
| 457 | '''Jek:''' I ''am'' mad... |
| 458 | -->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS21E6TheCavesOfAndrozani The Caves of Androzani]]" |
| 459 | |
| 460 | ->''"You know, I always felt this place was missing a real villain. Hence my humble contribution."'' |
| 461 | -->-- '''The Man in Black''', ''Series/{{Westworld}}'', "[[Recap/WestworldS01E05Contrapasso Contrapasso]]" |
| 462 | |
| 463 | ->'''Violet:''' First of all, first impressions are often wrong.\ |
| 464 | '''Count Olaf:''' Very true. For example, your first impression of me may be that I am a terrible person. But in time, Baudelaires, I hope you'll come to realize... ''you haven't the faintest idea.'' |
| 465 | -->-- ''Series/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents2017'', "The Bad Beginning: Part One" |
| 466 | |
| 467 | ->'''Brea:''' [[YouMonster You're all monsters!]]\ |
| 468 | '''The Scroll-Keeper:''' [[ObviouslyEvil Have you only just figured that out]]? [[FauxAffablyEvil Perhaps you are not so clever after all]]. |
| 469 | -->-- ''Series/TheDarkCrystalAgeOfResistance'' |
| 470 | |
| 471 | -> ''"You know, some experts say that sick people, people like me, you know, that ultimately we want to be caught. That the mistakes we make are intentional. Or that we stray from some particular course of action because we like the risk. Those experts are morons. I have no intention of being caught."'' |
| 472 | -->-- '''John Curtis/The DC rapist''', ''Series/{{CSINY}}'' |
| 473 | |
| 474 | ->''"Well, in case you haven’t figured it out by now, I’m a sociopath. I know. Shocker. I like being a sociopath. You know, I’m not burdened by things like guilt or love."'' |
| 475 | -->-- '''Malachai "Kai" Parker''', ''Series/TheVampireDiaries'', "The Day I Tried To Live" |
| 476 | |
| 477 | -> '''Ryan O'Reily:''' He's right. You do have a bad heart.\ |
| 478 | '''Simon Adebisi:''' What can I say? I'm a bad-heart motherfucker. |
| 479 | -->-- ''Series/{{Oz}}'' |
| 480 | |
| 481 | ->''"The problem is not that there is evil in the world, but that there is good. Otherwise, who would care?"'' |
| 482 | -->-- '''V.M. Varga''', ''Series/{{Fargo}}'' |
| 483 | [[/folder]] |
| 484 | |
| 485 | [[folder:Music]] |
| 486 | ->''"I use my powers for evil\ |
| 487 | I use them any way I want\ |
| 488 | I use them any way I please"'' |
| 489 | -->-- '''Music/LesbianBedDeath''', "I Use My Powers For Evil" |
| 490 | |
| 491 | ->''"I ain't nice, no I'm ''quite'' a dick,\ |
| 492 | I'm the bad guy who's makin' you sick,\ |
| 493 | It's easy for me, I've got no shame,\ |
| 494 | I'm in it for the money and fame!"'' |
| 495 | -->-- '''Music/TheoryOfADeadman''', "Villain" |
| 496 | |
| 497 | ->''"I will not apologize''\ |
| 498 | ''You're mine for the taking''\ |
| 499 | ''I'm making a career of evil"'' |
| 500 | -->-- '''Music/BlueOysterCult''', "Career Of Evil" |
| 501 | |
| 502 | ->''"I do it all because I'm evil,\ |
| 503 | and I do it all for free,\ |
| 504 | your tears are all the pay I'll ever need."'' |
| 505 | -->-- '''Music/{{Voltaire}}''', "When You're Evil" |
| 506 | |
| 507 | ->''"If all the world's a stage\ |
| 508 | Then I shall play my part\ |
| 509 | You may say it's cliché\ |
| 510 | But I say it's an art\ |
| 511 | Every deck needs a knave\ |
| 512 | To come and stack the cards\ |
| 513 | The world may be yours to save\ |
| 514 | But it's mine to tear apart!"'' |
| 515 | -->-- '''Music/TheStupendium''', "[[VideoGame/EvilGenius2 Fiend Like Me]]" |
| 516 | |
| 517 | ->''"I am not a bad man\ |
| 518 | Even though I do bad things\ |
| 519 | Very bad things\ |
| 520 | Such horrible things\ |
| 521 | But it's not quite what it seems (not quire wjat it seems)\ |
| 522 | Not quite what I seem\ |
| 523 | Ah, hell, I'm exactly what I seem!"'' |
| 524 | -->--'''Music/CreatureFeature''', "Such Horrible Things" |
| 525 | |
| 526 | ->''"So you're a tough guy\ |
| 527 | Like it really rough guy\ |
| 528 | Just can't get enough guy\ |
| 529 | Chest always so puffed guy\ |
| 530 | I'm that bad type\ |
| 531 | Make your mama sad type\ |
| 532 | Make your girlfriend mad tight\ |
| 533 | Might seduce your dad type\ |
| 534 | I'm the bad guy\ |
| 535 | Duh"'' |
| 536 | -->--'''Music/BillieEilish''', "bad guy" |
| 537 | |
| 538 | ->''"So you're a good guy\ |
| 539 | Help out if you could guy\ |
| 540 | Not misunderstood guy\ |
| 541 | Doing as you should guy\ |
| 542 | I'm that bad type\ |
| 543 | Tie her to the tracks type\ |
| 544 | Might just use an axe type\ |
| 545 | Keep my mustache waxed type\ |
| 546 | I'm the bad guy\ |
| 547 | Boo!"'' |
| 548 | -->--'''Music/TheCogIsDead''', "Bad Guy" |
| 549 | |
| 550 | ->''"Are you feeling fascist? Are you feeling mean?\ |
| 551 | We don't need a reason, we don't need a thing\ |
| 552 | We destroy just who we want to, brutality is in\ |
| 553 | Oppression is our weapon, chaos is our king"'' |
| 554 | -->--'''Music/LondonAfterMidnight''', "Feeling Fascist?" |
| 555 | [[/folder]] |
| 556 | |
| 557 | [[folder:Mythology and Religion]] |
| 558 | ->''"It is not that I cannot make anything good, but that I will not."'' |
| 559 | -->-- '''Angra Mainyu''', UsefulNotes/{{Zoroastrianism}} |
| 560 | [[/folder]] |
| 561 | |
| 562 | [[folder:Podcast]] |
| 563 | ->''"(as Walter walks out of a door while smiling) Aah. Being a greasy, evil creep is its own reward. The greasiness! The evil! The creepiness! So satisfying!"'' |
| 564 | -->-- '''Bill''', ''Podcast/RiffTrax'', Film/KissOfTheTarantula |
| 565 | [[/folder]] |
| 566 | |
| 567 | [[folder:Professional Wrestling]] |
| 568 | ->''"There's good guys and there's bad guys in this world, and make no mistake about it, ladies and gentleman - I am a bad, '''bad''' man."'' |
| 569 | -->-- '''Wrestling/CMPunk''', ''Wrestling/WWERaw'', January 7, 2013 |
| 570 | |
| 571 | ->''"Wrestling/RingOfHonor, a place where respect, and tradition, are applauded. Where handshakes and praise are common found. But what ever happened to the men devoted to wickedness? Well fear no more, for this may be the place where the heroes are made, make room for the one true villain."'' |
| 572 | -->--'''Wrestling/MartyScurll''' |
| 573 | |
| 574 | ->''"I am ''not'' a good person. I have never ''been'' a good person."'' |
| 575 | -->-- '''Wrestling/TripleH''', ''Wrestling/WWERaw'' 3-Mar-2009, making the understatement of the century. |
| 576 | |
| 577 | ->''"I was the most diabolical man in the history of this business. I've got a mind that just... works as a villain. True villains can't pretend to be anything else, they are what they are."'' |
| 578 | -->-- '''Wrestling/WilliamRegal''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOZ088m68VM 11/06/11 episode of FCW]]''. |
| 579 | [[/folder]] |
| 580 | |
| 581 | [[folder:Tabletop Games]] |
| 582 | ->''"Often, villains are fond of claiming that they are misquoted, or misunderstood, or really oppressed heroes whose names have been unjustly tarred by vengeful enemies. Not so the Nephandi: they know what they are and they accept it, with no mamby-pamby moralizing or angst-ridden bemoaning of the fact. After all, [[MindRape having your Avatar ripped inside out]] tends to remove the ambiguity from your worldview."'' |
| 583 | -->--''TabletopGame/MageTheAscension - The Book of Madness'' |
| 584 | |
| 585 | ->''"[[ThenLetMeBeEvil Some Nosferatu take the Victorian mindset to heart]], becoming embodiments of the blackest evils [[BeautyEqualsGoodness they so visibly represent]]. These Nosferatu are true horrors, [[ForTheEvulz inflicting pain and misery for the vicarious thrill it gives them]], and [[EvilLaugh cackling]] whenever new fiendishness comes their way. These Sewer Rats are usually the bullies and terrors of their nests, [[KickTheDog victimizing even other Nosferatu]] when a lack of other targets presents itself. Thankfully, these Nosferatu rarely accumulate influence of any standing value or length, and are soon undone by the weight of the own wickedness. Ultimately, they destroy themselves - or force others to bring them down, for if they [[SanitySlippage haven't fallen to the Beast]] soon after deciding to become such malicious creatures, [[TheDogBitesBack few of their fellow Nosferatu]] have any qualms about convincing other Kindred that it's only a matter of time until they ''do'', [[PragmaticVillainy and it's in everyone's best interests to get rid of them now]]."'' |
| 586 | -->--''[[TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade Victorian Age: Vampire]]'' |
| 587 | |
| 588 | ->''"If a man dedicates his life to good deeds and the welfare of others, [[BeingGoodSucks he will die unthanked and unremembered]]. If he exercises his genius bringing misery and death to billions, [[FamedInStory his name will echo down through the millennia for a hundred lifetimes]]. Infamy is always more preferable to ignominy."'' |
| 589 | -->--'''[[MadScientist Fabius Bile]],''' ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000: Champions Of Chaos'' |
| 590 | [[/folder]] |
| 591 | |
| 592 | [[folder:Theatre]] |
| 593 | ->''"And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover,\ |
| 594 | To entertain these fair well-spoken days,\ |
| 595 | [[ThenLetMeBeEvil I am determined to prove a villain]]\ |
| 596 | And ''hate'' the idle pleasures of these days."'' |
| 597 | -->-- '''Gloucester''', ''Theatre/RichardIII'', I.i |
| 598 | |
| 599 | ->''"If one good deed in all my life I did, I do repent it from my very soul."'' |
| 600 | -->--'''Aaron the Moor''', ''Theatre/TitusAndronicus'' |
| 601 | |
| 602 | ->''"It must not be denied but I am a plain-dealing villain."'' |
| 603 | -->--'''Don John''', ''Theatre/MuchAdoAboutNothing'' |
| 604 | |
| 605 | ->'''Robbie Rotten:''' I know that you are ugly… |
| 606 | ->'''The Mayhemtown Gang:''' Uh huh. |
| 607 | ->'''Robbie Rotten:''' …boring… |
| 608 | ->'''The Mayhemtown Gang:''' Uh huh. |
| 609 | ->'''Robbie Rotten:''' …selfish… |
| 610 | ->'''The Mayhemtown Gang:''' Uh huh. |
| 611 | ->'''Robbie Rotten:''' …smelly… |
| 612 | ->'''The Mayhemtown Gang:''' Uh huh. |
| 613 | ->'''Robbie Rotten:''' …mischievous… |
| 614 | ->'''The Mayhemtown Gang:''' Uh huh. |
| 615 | ->'''Robbie Rotten:''' …thievish… |
| 616 | ->'''The Mayhemtown Gang:''' Uh huh. |
| 617 | ->'''One member of the Mayhemtown Gang:''' You forgot one: Grumpy. |
| 618 | ->'''The Mayhemtown Gang:''' Uh huh. |
| 619 | ->'''Robbie Rotten:''' Yes, and stupid! |
| 620 | ->'''The Mayhemtown Gang:''' Uh huh. |
| 621 | -->--''[[Theatre/{{Latibaer}} Glanni Glæpur í Latabæ]]'' |
| 622 | |
| 623 | ->'''Max:''' ''Never look in the eye''\ |
| 624 | ''A predator of my size''\ |
| 625 | '''Kyle:''' ''He's a literal monster!''\ |
| 626 | '''Max:''' ''Cross your heart, hope to die''\ |
| 627 | ''You can watch as I rise!''\ |
| 628 | ''I will claim what is mine''\ |
| 629 | ''I'm a literal monster!'' |
| 630 | -->--''Theatre/NerdyPrudesMustDie'', "Literal Monster" |
| 631 | |
| 632 | [[/folder]] |
| 633 | |
| 634 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 635 | ->''"The pendant's burning tells me that my heart is evil...That's good to know."'' |
| 636 | -->-- '''Prince Laharl''', ''VideoGame/DisgaeaHourOfDarkness'' |
| 637 | |
| 638 | ->''"Evil is actually in my job description."'' |
| 639 | -->-- '''Demon Overlord Zetta''', ''VideoGame/MakaiKingdom'' |
| 640 | |
| 641 | ->''"My wicked intellect will lead us to victory."'' |
| 642 | -->-- '''Chaos Sorcerer''', ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar'' |
| 643 | |
| 644 | ->''"We have no need for illusions or euphemisms between us, [[HelloInsertNameHere Troper]]. There are those who fight consistently for the side of right, and they are heroes. And then there are those like us, who know how to turn the powers of the world to our advantage without care for the cost to others, and we are called villains. Personally, I would rather be the latter any day."'' |
| 645 | -->-- '''Mr. Bocor''', ''[[VideoGame/CityOfHeroes City of Villains]]'' |
| 646 | |
| 647 | ->''"We just love being mean!'"' |
| 648 | -->-- '''The Koopalings''', ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3'' |
| 649 | |
| 650 | ->''Ware ga akuma da! (I am ''the'' devil!)"'' |
| 651 | -->-- '''Dr. Weil''', ''VideoGame/MegaManZero 4'' |
| 652 | |
| 653 | ->'"'Look at me! I am sublime! I AM THE TRUE FACE OF EVIL!!!"'' |
| 654 | -->-- '''Luca Blight''', ''VideoGame/SuikodenII'' |
| 655 | |
| 656 | ->''"Most villains don't ''think'' they're evil. They think they're ''[[KnightTemplar heroes]]''. Not me. I'm reclaiming it: EVIL WIZARD! I'm rotten to the bone, and I don't care who knows it!"'' |
| 657 | -->-- '''Merasmus the Magician''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2: Scream Fortress 2014'' |
| 658 | |
| 659 | ->''"So tell me, heretic, is this God of yours a compassionate one? I doubt even He has room in His divine heart for such an unusually talented sinner as me."'' |
| 660 | -->-- the ill-named '''Piety''', ''VideoGame/PathOfExile'' |
| 661 | |
| 662 | ->'''Pennington:''' You there! I have you now, villains! You... are common thieves! Aren't you? AREN'T YOU??? My eyes never deceive!\ |
| 663 | '''[[VillainProtagonist Bowser]]:''' What are you implying? I'm no little thief! I'm Bowser, the Remorseless King of Evil! So I'll take what I want! And I want [[PlotCouponThatDoesSomething THIS]]! |
| 664 | -->-- ''VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor'' |
| 665 | |
| 666 | ->''"I am an evil scientist! What did you expect?"'' |
| 667 | -->-- '''Dr. Neo Cortex''', ''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot'' |
| 668 | |
| 669 | ->''"Ah, [[ComicBook/{{Catwoman}} Ms. Kyle]]. you have the privilege of conversing with me, the Riddler. Gotham's premier super-villain and intellectual colossus."'' |
| 670 | -->-- '''ComicBook/TheRiddler''', ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight'' |
| 671 | |
| 672 | ->'''ComicBook/{{Superman}}:''' You make me ''sick!''\ |
| 673 | '''ComicBook/{{Lobo}}:''' That's only 'cause you know me. |
| 674 | -->-- ''VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs'' |
| 675 | |
| 676 | ->''"Who am I? I'm the scariest motherfucker you're ever gonna meet! I'm Cook-Cook, bitch, better not forget it!"'' |
| 677 | -->-- '''Cook-Cook''' (DummiedOut dialogue), ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas'' |
| 678 | |
| 679 | ->''"We're a group dedicated to evil using Pokémon!"'' |
| 680 | -->-- '''Team Rocket Grunt''', ''VideoGame/{{Pokemon}}'' |
| 681 | |
| 682 | ->''"I'm different, you see. From the ancients who clung to dear life. And from you. So don't bother trying to reason with me. You will find I have no reason. Or creed. Or any such tripe. I just want to destroy the world. But please ''do'' try to resist with all your might. It will add to my enjoyment."'' |
| 683 | -->-- '''Fandaniel''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV: Shadowbringers'' |
| 684 | |
| 685 | ->''"I must play in this game by my rules!\ |
| 686 | I will conquer the world with my tools!\ |
| 687 | All my machines are made for destruction!\ |
| 688 | I will build my empire!\ |
| 689 | I will succeed, and you will see…\ |
| 690 | With my machines, there is no retreat!\ |
| 691 | (…)\ |
| 692 | I am the enemy, I will succeed!\ |
| 693 | My mission, yeah, I must complete!\ |
| 694 | My name is Eggman, don't forget my name!\ |
| 695 | If you ask me again, I will show you the same!"'' |
| 696 | -->-- '''[[VillainSong "E.G.G.M.A.N."]]''', ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2'' |
| 697 | |
| 698 | ->''"This chaos is my LIFE. Look around you! Burning buildings, vandalism, gang wars! I live and breathe this lifestyle."'' |
| 699 | -->-- '''[[{{Delinquents}} Grasshead]]''', ''VideoGame/TheBrainsAndTheBrawn'' |
| 700 | |
| 701 | ->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius Jimmy Neutron]]:''' I have invited the [[LegionOfDoom Evil Syndicate]] here for [[EnemyMine a reason]].\ |
| 702 | '''WesternAnimation/{{Tak|AndThePowerOfJuju}}:''' But they're evil.\ |
| 703 | '''Patrick:''' How can you be so sure the Evil Syndicate are evil?\ |
| 704 | '''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants:''' I say that the "Evil" part of the name is a dead giveaway. |
| 705 | -->-- ''[[VideoGame/NicktoonsUnite Nicktoons: Globs of Doom]]'' |
| 706 | |
| 707 | ->'''[[MonsterClown Jasper]]:''' HAHAHAHAHA! UNLIKE YOU, I KNOW HOW TO BE A RUTHLESS TYRANT! NEVER HESITATE! ALWAYS PUSH OTHERS AROUND! (''[[SplitPersonality switches to calm personality]]'')...Yet hide your true intentions at a moments notice. Keep people on their toes. Always guessing. I'm the Demon Lord you wished you were.\ |
| 708 | '''[[MaouTheDemonKing Demon Lord Volza]]:''' Hey... I mean, I can be pretty good at being a villain, too. ...Can't I?\ |
| 709 | '''Jasper:''' (''switches back to crazy personality'') PITIFUL! I WILL SHOW YOU WHY I AM THE PERFECT VILLAIN! |
| 710 | -->--''VideoGame/BraveHeroYuusha'' |
| 711 | |
| 712 | ->'''Shao Kahn:''' Only one of us walks out of here.\ |
| 713 | '''ComicBook/{{Spawn}}:''' You've sinned on a scale reserved for gods.\ |
| 714 | '''Shao Kahn:''' And you can't beat that. |
| 715 | |
| 716 | ->'''Shao Kahn:''' Who is this? A new contender?\ |
| 717 | '''Spawn:''' Hell's got a special place for ''you,'' Shao Kahn.\ |
| 718 | '''Shao Kahn:''' Keep it warm! I'm not done living yet. |
| 719 | -->--''VideoGame/MortalKombat11'' |
| 720 | |
| 721 | ->''"Good doesn't prevail in this story: Evil has you and all this community ensnared in its crooked hands."'' |
| 722 | -->--'''The Pastor''', ''VideoGame/{{Helltown}}'' |
| 723 | |
| 724 | ->'''Flognarde the Sky Pirate:''' Our last job, huh… geh heh heh. We're big time now!\ |
| 725 | '''Chocolat:''' Big time? Just well known for being evil, more like!\ |
| 726 | '''Flognarde:''' Geh heh… Evil?! That's fine! In fact, that suits me better! |
| 727 | -->-- ''VideoGame/SolatoroboRedTheHunter'' |
| 728 | |
| 729 | ->'''Lich:''' The crystal's gentle waves resonate through the verdant land, enriching the soil and nurturing the trees. Harvests are bountiful, and from summit to sea, people sing the praises of the earth... A foolish dream. No matter how much you wish it, that season will never come. It will remain a dream, so long as I live! For I am--\ |
| 730 | '''Jack:''' I don't give a fuck who you are! ''(He attacks, but Lich blocks him with a barrier)''\ |
| 731 | '''Lich:''' I am Lich. And I shall devour all that is good! |
| 732 | -->--''VideoGame/StrangerOfParadiseFinalFantasyOrigin'' |
| 733 | |
| 734 | ->'''Atrocitus:''' You're a tyrant, Adam.\ |
| 735 | '''Black Adam:''' A title I proudly wear.\ |
| 736 | '''Atrocitus:''' Not for much longer. |
| 737 | |
| 738 | ->'''Blue Beetle:''' You're as bad as Batman said.\ |
| 739 | '''Bane:''' Of that, there is no question. |
| 740 | |
| 741 | ->'''Catwoman:''' I always knew you were trouble.\ |
| 742 | '''Black Manta:''' I'm a totally depraved son of a bitch. |
| 743 | -->--''VideoGame/Injustice2'' |
| 744 | |
| 745 | ->''"Don't forget, I'm a bad guy."'' |
| 746 | -->--'''Deadshot''', ''VideoGame/Injustice2'' |
| 747 | |
| 748 | ->''"I should probably start going on and on now about how I will defeat you for the glory of the Elders. But let's be real... I just like to kill things."'' |
| 749 | -->--'''Chosen Hunter''', ''VideoGame/XCOM2: War of the Chosen'' |
| 750 | |
| 751 | ->''"We all make mistakes, John. I never claimed to be a saint. But equally, I never took you for an errand boy."'' |
| 752 | -->--'''Dutch van der Linde''', ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption'' |
| 753 | |
| 754 | ->'''Kitana:''' You deceived my mother! You deceived us all! |
| 755 | ->'''Shang Tsung:''' ''[EvilLaugh]'' [[ItsWhatIDo It is what I]] ''[[ItsWhatIDo do]],'' Kitana. |
| 756 | |
| 757 | ->'''Baraka:''' Give me one good reason I should spare your life! |
| 758 | ->'''Shang Tsung:''' I won't insult you by pretending there are any. |
| 759 | |
| 760 | ->'''Shang Tsung:''' We should join hands [[AlternateSelf across timelines]]. |
| 761 | ->'''[[MirrorMatch Shang Tsung]]:''' Too bad neither of us can be trusted. |
| 762 | |
| 763 | ->'''Shao Kahn:''' There are few who would dare double-cross me. |
| 764 | ->'''Shang Tsung:''' It ''thrills'' me to be in such elite company. |
| 765 | |
| 766 | ->'''Sindel:''' You heartless, spineless ''worm!'' |
| 767 | ->'''Shang Tsung:''' ''[EvilLaugh]'' Heartless, yes. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Spineless, no.]] |
| 768 | -->--'''[[Characters/MortalKombatShangTsung Shang Tsung's]]''' usual conduct, ''VideoGame/MortalKombat1'' |
| 769 | |
| 770 | -> '''Johnny Cage''': "You'd kill your own mother to get ahead, wouldn't you?" |
| 771 | -> '''Quan Chi''': "[[InsultBackfire I would]], and ''[[SelfMadeOrphan have]].''" |
| 772 | |
| 773 | -> '''Ashrah''': "You've not an ounce of compassion." |
| 774 | -> '''Quan Chi''': "I have no use for it, Ashrah." |
| 775 | |
| 776 | -> '''Liu Kang''': "I should have done more to keep you from evil." |
| 777 | -> '''Quan Chi''': "I, for one, am glad you didn't." |
| 778 | |
| 779 | -> '''Tanya''': "Your evil knows no bounds!" |
| 780 | -> '''Quan Chi''': "Nor should it, Tanya." |
| 781 | |
| 782 | -> '''Smoke''': "Is there any magic too dark for you?" |
| 783 | -> '''Quan Chi''': "If there is, I haven't found it yet." |
| 784 | |
| 785 | -> '''Reptile''': "You're not as bad as Shang Tsung. You're ''worse''!" |
| 786 | -> '''Quan Chi''': ''[EvilLaugh]'' "What have I done to earn such ''praise''?" |
| 787 | |
| 788 | -> '''Sub-Zero''': "Father was right about one thing: ''never'' trust a sorcerer." |
| 789 | -> '''Quan Chi''': "Truly, he was a wise man." |
| 790 | -->--'''[[Characters/MortalKombatQuanChi Quan Chi]]''' not being much better, ''VideoGame/MortalKombat1'' |
| 791 | |
| 792 | [[/folder]] |
| 793 | |
| 794 | [[folder:Visual Novels]] |
| 795 | ->''"I killed a man named 'Smith' with a bottle because I am an evil human being. Isn't that enough?"'' |
| 796 | -->-- '''[[spoiler:Kristoph Gavin]]''', ''VisualNovel/ApolloJusticeAceAttorney'', Episode 4: "Turnabout Succession" |
| 797 | [[/folder]] |
| 798 | |
| 799 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
| 800 | |
| 801 | -> '''Frieza:''' Word of advice: you want out of [[{{Hell}} here]]? Play nice, work off your time, and convince them you're ''not'' a total piece of shit.\ |
| 802 | '''Cell:''' Oh really? Well if it's that simple, then why the here are ''you'' still here?\ |
| 803 | '''Frieza:''' Because, "Perfect" Cell - (''[[MoodWhiplash grabs Cell by throat with his tail and begins choking him]]'') ''I know who I fucking'' '''''am'''''. I'm a child-killing, people enslaving, galactic tyrant. And I'd rather die a ''million more times'' before I ever pretend otherwise. |
| 804 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/{{HFIL}}'', "Cell In A Hell" |
| 805 | |
| 806 | ->''"[[GoodCannotComprehendEvil Vect... You know, I still do not understand you.]] [...] I can appreciate, to an extent, that [[PoweredByAForsakenChild you MUST indulge in malefic red room nonsense to live]], but... Must you show such... ''repulsive'' glee in doing it?"'' |
| 807 | -->--'''Eldrad Ulthran''', speaking to Asdrubael Vect, ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'' |
| 808 | |
| 809 | ->'''The Star Child:''' Besides that, none of you would have to kill and torture anymore! You'd have no real reason to even put down the effort!\ |
| 810 | '''[[EvilOverlord Vect]]:''' (''awkward laugh'') [[DidNotThinkThisThrough That's, uh-]]\ |
| 811 | '''[[TortureTechnician Rakarth]]:''' ''Shut the fuck up.''\ |
| 812 | '''Vect:''' -a bit hasty...\ |
| 813 | '''The Star Child:''' Look, I get that you Dark Eldar will literally die and get swallowed by Slaanesh if you don't act the scoundrel. That has evidently been a problem for everyone for a few millennia now.\ |
| 814 | '''Vect:''' Yes, true.\ |
| 815 | '''Rakarth''': Define "problem". |
| 816 | -->-- The Star Child, speaking to two of the highest authorities of the Dark Eldar race, ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'', episode 29 |
| 817 | |
| 818 | ->''"Now I'll be the first to admit: [[FantasticRacism Humans are the WORST.]] ''*gestures to himself*'' Case in point."'' |
| 819 | -->-- '''Roman Torchwick''', ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' |
| 820 | |
| 821 | ->''"Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. I want to tell you both a little secret. Your question is all wrong! (''laughs'') What you 'want' from this? Children, ''please!'' [[ForTheEvulz If you're not loving what you're doing, then you're in the wrong field!]]"'' |
| 822 | -->-- '''Tyrian Callows''', ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' |
| 823 | |
| 824 | ->''"AHAHA! I'M SO'' '''EVIL!''' ''[[EvilLaugh NYAHAHAHA!]]"'' |
| 825 | -->-- '''Sir Pentious''', ''WebAnimation/HazbinHotel'' |
| 826 | |
| 827 | ->''"I'm in it for [[ItsAllAboutMe the glory]]! [[TakeOverTheWorld The full-scale control and freedom to build the future as I see fit!]] Keeping the rebels against my power down, and [[InsufferableGenius rubbing my genius in their faces!]] The endless supply of self-sufficiently crafted and stolen resources! It's all part of my core, baby, and I'm never givin' it up!"'' |
| 828 | -->-- '''[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Dr. Eggman]]''', ''WebAnimation/SonicVillains'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2DtWEZxsFI "Ask the Eggman Empire" Q&A]] |
| 829 | |
| 830 | ->''"I'm disappointed by Bowser just being the straight villain again, 'cause, done well, he can be an interesting character study. There's something intriguing about someone who self-identifies as the bad guy. Society calls him evil, but he wears their label! He reclaims it and that is why they never get him down! If the options are good or evil, then Bowser will take evil, because he has seen what passes for good: an unelected ditz living in obscene decadence and bestowing privileges on a pair of moustachioed foreigners who might both be giving her one."'' |
| 831 | -->--''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'', review of ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiDreamTeam'' |
| 832 | |
| 833 | ->'''Nazi advisor:''' Sir, that laugh was pretty evil. [[HeelRealization Are we… are we the bad guys?]]\ |
| 834 | '''Hitler:''' That's a stupid question! Of ''course'' we are!\ |
| 835 | '''Nazi advisor:''' Oh. Makes sense… |
| 836 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/MrSpherical'' |
| 837 | [[/folder]] |
| 838 | |
| 839 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 840 | ->'''Castle Heterodyne:''' Then - you're not ''angry?''\ |
| 841 | '''Agatha:''' Nah. You did good.\ |
| 842 | '''Castle:''' "Good." ... Hrm. Perhaps ... you could phrase it some ''other way?'' |
| 843 | -->-- ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' |
| 844 | |
| 845 | ->[[http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2010/03/12 A vote for Dionne is a vote for EVIL!]] |
| 846 | -->-- Dionne's own campaign posters, ''Webcomic/{{Precocious}}'' |
| 847 | |
| 848 | ->''"As a reward for your honesty there, I'll let you in on a little evil secret. What I [[ShutUpElves said up there to Dorukan]] about overwhelming force? That's only part of Colonel Xykon's secret recipe for winning. It's not just about raw power, it's also about how far you're willing to debase yourself before feeling bad. And me? [[OurLichesAreDifferent I ripped off my own living flesh so that I wouldn't have to admit weakness]]. You're strictly little league compared to that. That right there? That's the difference between bonafide true Evil with a capital E and your whiny [[WellIntentionedExtremist "evil, but for a good cause"]] crap. [[EvilerThanThou One gets to be the butch, and one gets to be the bitch]]... [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]."'' |
| 849 | -->-- '''Xykon''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick: [[Recap/TheOrderOfTheStickStartOfDarkness Start of Darkness]]'' |
| 850 | [[/folder]] |
| 851 | |
| 852 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
| 853 | ->''"After Spencer shoves a grenade in [[spoiler: Groeder's]] mouth and kicks him off his giant robot spider-thing, he goes on find [[spoiler: Joe]] in a mech with a bunch of angel wings (drop the fucking [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Safer Sephiroth]] envy, people) where [[spoiler:Joe]] reveals he not only was he the leader of [=BioReign=], but he also had a hand in creating bionics, and it was his idea to make bionics the way they were: requiring somebody close to the person receiving the bionic part have their brain cut out and put into the bionic part. And he kidnapped Emily, and used her to make Spencer’s arm. And shortly after this announcement he smashes that female bionic from that obviously cut boss battle earlier in the game. And then he reveals he killed Spencer’s dog, Muffins, just because he was bored. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And he once tore the "Do Not Remove" tag off a sofa. And his first instinct when eating a chocolate bunny is to bite its face off.]] The point they’re trying to make is [[spoiler:Super Joe]] is EEEVIL, dammit!"'' |
| 854 | -->-- '''[[http://www.codiekitty.com/File/BC360/index.htm This]]''' review of ''VideoGame/BionicCommando2009'' |
| 855 | |
| 856 | ->''"This may or may not be a major plot spoiler, but your megacorporation employer is actually up to no good. [[TheUntwist In fact, you'll know it long before your character does]]. [[ObviouslyEvil One clue is that the corporation's logo appears to be a big, evil-looking winged skull]]. The covertly sinister corporation has also plastered the entire city with totalitarian propaganda, such as threatening billboards that simply read, "Power and Control." In keeping with the game's theme of not making much sense, the corporation has also stamped lots of things with the nonsensical slogan, "We Are the Sun of Your New Life." It's only vaguely threatening, but it is printed in a scary authoritarian font. [[SarcasmMode And in a shocking turn of events]], the corporation is called "The Corporation," and it's being opposed by a resistance movement that calls itself, of all things, "the resistance."'' |
| 857 | -->-- '''[[http://www.gamespot.com/reviews/revolution-review/1900-2898384/ Gamespot's]]''' review of ''Revolution'' for PC. |
| 858 | |
| 859 | ->'''Paul''': Why? Why would you think ''any'' of this was a good idea?\ |
| 860 | '''Carl''': Probably because I'm a dangerous psychopath with a long history of violence. |
| 861 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/LlamasWithHats'', Episode 4 |
| 862 | |
| 863 | ->''"It should be enough that I say that everything is okay. And it is. Or maybe an Evil version of okay. Like E-kay… You know what, I don’t think that’s going to catch on."'' |
| 864 | -->-- '''Corin Deeth III''', ''Podcast/KakosIndustries'' |
| 865 | |
| 866 | ->''"[[InsultBackfire I almost relish]] being called [[YouMonster a monster]]. As though I’ve [[FameThroughInfamy transcended humanity and become something from myth]]."'' |
| 867 | -->--'''Jack Slash''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}'' |
| 868 | |
| 869 | ->'''Paul''': All you do is kill people, Carl!\ |
| 870 | '''Carl''': That's like saying all Mozart did was write songs. |
| 871 | -->--''WebAnimation/LlamasWithHats'', Episode 6 |
| 872 | |
| 873 | ->''"And I'm trying to tell an evil story!"'' |
| 874 | -->--'''Staph Sergeant''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVor4btYfR0 Protect, Don't Infect]]" |
| 875 | |
| 876 | ->''I LOVE the idea of Morgause getting offended when someone implies she's anything less than a deplorable maniac.'' |
| 877 | ->''"What do you mean I ‘wouldn't eat a baby'?! I'd eat a thousand babies! Ten thousand! Alive! I'd pluck them right out of an orphanage, set the place on fire, and cackle maniacally while I stuffed them down my gullet–and how dare you think otherwise! You don't know me, you ingrate!"'' |
| 878 | ->''Then she swishes her cape dramatically as she heads for the exit, kicking a poffle like a football on the way out.'' |
| 879 | -->--'''Alex Greys on Overlord Morgause of the Unseelie,''' ''Literature/LoomingGaia'' Tumblr |
| 880 | [[/folder]] |
| 881 | |
| 882 | [[folder:Web Video]] |
| 883 | ->''"[[CatchPhrase I'm Doctor Horrible!]] I have a [[MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate Ph. D in Horribleness]]!"'' |
| 884 | -->-- '''Billy/Doctor Horrible''', ''WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog'' |
| 885 | |
| 886 | ->''"Coz I'm evil! Heart blacker than Creator/DonCheadle!"'' |
| 887 | -->-- '''Bill O'Reilly''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'', "John Lennon vs. Bill O'Reilly" |
| 888 | |
| 889 | ->''"I AM A FORCE TRULY EVIL!"'' |
| 890 | -->-- '''UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'', "Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler" |
| 891 | |
| 892 | ->''"Look into my eyes, you perverted witch!\ |
| 893 | See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch!\ |
| 894 | You think I give a fuck about my wife?\ |
| 895 | My own son got locked up in prison and I didn't save his life!"'' |
| 896 | -->-- '''UsefulNotes/JosephStalin''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'', "Rasputin vs. Stalin" |
| 897 | |
| 898 | ->''"I'm a human trigger warning, through the night until the morning\ |
| 899 | When the light shines upon my crimes, [[EvenEvilHasStandards you find it sick, appalling!]]\ |
| 900 | An infamous, notorious delinquent\ |
| 901 | There's little more gory a thing than\ |
| 902 | Living in Victorian England!\ |
| 903 | This is horror core, beware if you're a common whore\ |
| 904 | Or at late night you may find me knocking on your door\ |
| 905 | Not keen to leave until I'm knee deep in blood and gore\ |
| 906 | Your grieving family on their knees, weeping, scrubbing floors!"'' |
| 907 | -->-- '''UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'', "Jack the Ripper vs. Hannibal Lecter" |
| 908 | |
| 909 | ->''"What is it about the name 'Dr. Insano' that eludes you people?!"'' |
| 910 | -->-- '''Dr. Insano''', ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment '' |
| 911 | |
| 912 | ->''"Hello, [=McFly=]? I'm ''evil''!"'' |
| 913 | -->-- [[spoiler:'''Sarah''']], ''WebVideo/LG15TheResistance'' SeasonFinale |
| 914 | |
| 915 | ->''"Wow, that is the most blunt villain ever! I should really hate what an obvious cardboard cut-out he is, but to be honest, it's kind of refreshing. I just LOVE the lack of creativity with him! It's like he just came out and said: I'm the antagonist. I tied your girlfriend to the railroad tracks, put a bomb on a bridge, and ate puppies for dinner. No reason, I'm just evil."'' |
| 916 | -->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', on Wilson from ''Film/{{Flubber}}'' |
| 917 | |
| 918 | ->'''Joey:''' But hand on, surely you can't blame all of humanity for what that small group of criminals did to that church.\ |
| 919 | '''Valon:''' Oh, I don't.\ |
| 920 | '''Joey:''' What? But you're with the Orichalcos! Surely you want to wipe everyone off the face of the Earth too!\ |
| 921 | '''Valon:''' Sure I do! But it ain't because I think humanity's evil or [[FunetikAksent summat]], that's ridiculous!\ |
| 922 | '''Joey:''' Then why?\ |
| 923 | '''Valon:''' Simple, mate! I just f*ckin' hate people! |
| 924 | -->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' |
| 925 | |
| 926 | ->'''Dio Brando''': [''While filling out a crossword puzzle''] What's a three-letter word for...total...dick?\ |
| 927 | '''Jonathan Joestar''': DIOOOOOOO!!!\ |
| 928 | '''Dio Brando''': Hey, that works. |
| 929 | -->-- ''WebVideo/JoJosBizarreAdventureAbridged'', ''Phantom Blood'' |
| 930 | |
| 931 | ->'''Vegeta:''' That's it! EVERYONE DIES! Say goodbye to your planet, Kakarot!\ |
| 932 | '''Goku:''' Well that's not very nice!\ |
| 933 | '''Vegeta:''' Of course not! I'm f(beep)ing ''evil''!\ |
| 934 | ''*And Later* ''\ |
| 935 | '''Vegeta:''' Hey Kakarot, what's the opposite of Creator/ChristopherWalken?\ |
| 936 | '''Goku:''' Huh?\ |
| 937 | '''Vegeta:''' CHRISTOPHER REEVE! (crushes Goku's legs)\ |
| 938 | '''Goku:''' (screams in pain) ... [[DudeNotFunny That was in terrible taste!]]\ |
| 939 | '''Vegeta:''' [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor Don't care! Evil!]] |
| 940 | -->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', "Episode 10, part 1" |
| 941 | |
| 942 | -> ''"When have I ever branded myself as a nice guy? I am the Blood God. I take no prisoners. I am the cyberbully. I just got off from stealing presents from orphans on Hypixel... I have NEVER been a nice guy."'' |
| 943 | -->-- '''WebVideo/{{Technoblade}}''', ''WebVideo/SMPEarth'' |
| 944 | |
| 945 | ->''"[[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance Armstrong]] is a totally self-aware villain. He understands how crazy everything he says is. He understands that he's cynically using American stereotypes to his advantage. He understands that he is selfish and greedy, Armstrong is the kind of villain who '''knows''' that he's a villain."'' |
| 946 | -->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/@fatbrett FatBrett]]''', [[https://youtu.be/-avJIDU_I1Y "Senator Armstrong - A Deconstruction of Villainy"]] |
| 947 | [[/folder]] |
| 948 | |
| 949 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 950 | ->'''Finn:''' You're so evil, it's ''boring!'' You're ''basic'', man!\ |
| 951 | '''The Lich:''' [[BluntYes Yes.]] But you see, while the mortal world ''doubts'', and ''questions'', ''I'' know ''exactly'' what I am. A ceaseless wheel of dread. A plague upon all life. The Last Scholar of GOLB. ''I am your doom.'' |
| 952 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'' |
| 953 | |
| 954 | ->''"I'm evil. Get it?"'' |
| 955 | -->-- '''Skrawl''', ''WesternAnimation/ChalkZone'' |
| 956 | |
| 957 | ->''"I'm a real naughty boy, yeah, I'm sure you'll agree"'' |
| 958 | -->--'''The Devil''', ''WesternAnimation/TheCupheadShow'' |
| 959 | |
| 960 | ->''"I don't mean to be mean all the time. I just am."'' |
| 961 | -->-- '''Vicky''', ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' |
| 962 | |
| 963 | ->''"My name's '''DARK-Matter'''. What's the surprise here?"'' |
| 964 | -->-- '''Warp Darkmatter''', ''WesternAnimation/BuzzLightyearOfStarCommand'' |
| 965 | |
| 966 | ->''"One of the nice things about being evil is, you get to lie a lot."'' |
| 967 | -->-- '''[[Characters/SuperMarioBrosBowser Bowser Koopa]]''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow'' |
| 968 | |
| 969 | ->''"And then there was the time I restructured the DNA of our class's pet hamster; turned it into a tapeworm; that was ESPECIALLY evil. Draw that next!"'' |
| 970 | -->-- '''[[LargeHam Dr. Ivo Robotnik]]''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog'' |
| 971 | |
| 972 | ->''"Think nasty, think nasty, think nasty!"'' |
| 973 | -->-- '''Professor Hinkle''', ''WesternAnimation/FrostyTheSnowman'' |
| 974 | |
| 975 | ->'''[[BigBad Obscurio]]:''' And you, Magmion, you did an excellent job.\ |
| 976 | '''[[TheDragon Magmion]]:''' My heart is filled with joy at your praise, Master!\ |
| 977 | '''Obscurio:''' Heart, you say? Do not forget, we '''don't''' have a heart! |
| 978 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/GormitiTheLordsOfNatureReturn'' |
| 979 | |
| 980 | |
| 981 | ->'''Superman''': Why are you doing this?\ |
| 982 | '''Drax''': Because I'm evil. Always have been, always will be. |
| 983 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/LegionOfSuperHeroes2006'' |
| 984 | |
| 985 | ->''"My own mother [[YouMonster thought I was a monster]]. ''[{{Beat}}]'' She was right of course. But it still hurt"''. |
| 986 | -->-- '''Azula''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' |
| 987 | |
| 988 | ->''"It's not fair. Somewhere out there, there's a more evil Bender than me. I DO MY WORST, DAMN IT!"'' |
| 989 | -->-- '''Bender''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' |
| 990 | |
| 991 | ->'''SantaClaus''': Please, please... Think of the children.\ |
| 992 | '''[[EvilSorcerer Daolon Wong]]''': Ahh... Your pleas are fruitless, for my soul, dear Kringle, is as black as coal. |
| 993 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures'' |
| 994 | |
| 995 | ->''"I'm not the DamselInDistress.\ |
| 996 | I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess.\ |
| 997 | I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly.\ |
| 998 | Nope... I'm the bad guy."'' |
| 999 | -->-- '''Lord Dominator''', ''WesternAnimation/WanderOverYonder'' |
| 1000 | |
| 1001 | ->''"So much evil to do, so little time."'' |
| 1002 | -->--'''Simon''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Trollz}}'' |
| 1003 | |
| 1004 | ->''"With this weapon I will shroud all the planets of the Pentangle in a permanent fog of gloomy darkness and depression forever!"'' |
| 1005 | -->--'''Geela''', ''WesternAnimation/SpacePOP'' |
| 1006 | |
| 1007 | ->''"I love to hate! I love to hate! Simply nothing else can make me feel so great! There's nothing more delicious than being gloriously vicious, and by far it is my most outstanding trait!"'' |
| 1008 | -->--'''Nastina''', ''WesternAnimation/RosePetalPlace'' |
| 1009 | |
| 1010 | ->''"Crack out the chemistry set, Betty. We have a light to extinguish!"'' |
| 1011 | -->--'''The Cloak''', ''WesternAnimation/PJSparkles'' |
| 1012 | |
| 1013 | ->''"No Muttley, we '''can't''' win fairly! ''*bonks Muttley* '' We are '''villains''', ergo we '''have''' to cheat!"'' |
| 1014 | -->-- '''{{Dick Dastardly|StopsToCheat}}''', ''WesternAnimation/WackyRaces Forever pilot''[[note]]He's saying this as his car is three feet from the finish line, by the way.[[/note]] |
| 1015 | |
| 1016 | ->'''The Enchantress:''' And so, the demonic binding begins.\ |
| 1017 | '''Emperor Cloyd:''' Yes, our emissary will steer her towards the darkness.\ |
| 1018 | '''The Enchantress:''' It may take months, even years.\ |
| 1019 | '''Emperor Cloyd:''' So, we'll need chairs.\ |
| 1020 | '''The Enchantress:''' [[MundaneMadeAwesome Dark chairs]]. |
| 1021 | -->''WesternAnimation/{{Disenchantment}}'', "A Princess, an Elf, and a Demon Walk Into a Bar" |
| 1022 | |
| 1023 | ->'''Glomgold:''' Well, how did you know it was me?\ |
| 1024 | '''Louie:''' It's always you.\ |
| 1025 | '''Glomgold:''' AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE! |
| 1026 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "[=McMystery=] at [=McDuck=] [=McManor=]!" |
| 1027 | |
| 1028 | ->'''Robotnik:''' Snively, what color is my heart? *''thrusts Snively into a GrossUpCloseUp of his mouth''*\ |
| 1029 | '''Snively:''' I-I don't see a heart, sir...\ |
| 1030 | '''Robotnik:''' Exactly. |
| 1031 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SonicTheHedgehogSatAM'' |
| 1032 | |
| 1033 | ->''"We're the Guild of Calamitous Intent! We're the bad guys. Own it, gentlemen!"'' |
| 1034 | -->--'''Dr. Mrs. The Monarch''', ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBros'' |
| 1035 | |
| 1036 | ->''"That would make us happy, to see everyone unhappy! We love to see people unhappy! We love it! We love it!"'' |
| 1037 | -->--'''Thorn and Creeping Ivy''', ''WesternAnimation/HerselfTheElf'' |
| 1038 | |
| 1039 | ->''"In every other universe, Peter Parker stands for heroism and responsibility. Except for one. In my world, that name puts fear in the hearts of everyone who hears it."'' |
| 1040 | -->--'''Wolf Spider''', ''WesternAnimation/UltimateSpiderMan2012'' |
| 1041 | |
| 1042 | ->''"We don't need no reason to fuck shit up! That's why we drink Hennessy. That's why we smoke menthols. That's why we's niggas! We likes to ruin shit."'' |
| 1043 | -->-- '''George Pistofferson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks'' |
| 1044 | |
| 1045 | ->''"How can I prove that I'm an evil villain worth his salt\ |
| 1046 | when with a holiday so jolly, I can't even find a fault?\ |
| 1047 | If I didn't feel ambiguous, I'd launch a big assault."'' |
| 1048 | -->-- '''Dr. Doofenschmirtz''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' |
| 1049 | |
| 1050 | ->''"You and I, we'll do terrible things together. And probably to each other. I'm a fucking nightmare."'' |
| 1051 | -->-- '''General Malice''', ''WesternAnimation/HumanResources2022'' |
| 1052 | |
| 1053 | ->'''Wordgirl:''' So you've been using [[MindControlDevice mind control]] after all!\ |
| 1054 | '''Leslie:''' Of course. It's spelled out in our company's mission statement. Here.\ |
| 1055 | '''Wordgirl:''' "We strive to constantly use mind control." Huh. |
| 1056 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Wordgirl}}'' |
| 1057 | |
| 1058 | ->''"The only thing ''I'm'' good at is being evil!"'' |
| 1059 | -->-- '''Man Ray''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS2E11MermaidManAndBarnacleBoySquirrelJokes Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III]]" |
| 1060 | |
| 1061 | -> '''Morty:''' You're an asshole.\ |
| 1062 | '''[[EvilDoppelganger Evil Morty]]:''' Well, I'm not ''Good'' Morty. |
| 1063 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' |
| 1064 | |
| 1065 | [[/folder]] |
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