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1	->'''Sock:''' And what if I can't do it?\
2	'''Mephistopheles:''' Then you're fired.\
3	'''Sock:''' Ah-\
4	'''Mephistopheles:''' That wasn't a pun.
5	-->-- ''Webcomic/WelcomeToHell''
6
7	->'''Mr. Daidoji:''' Who the Hell are you?!\
8	'''Hel:''' ''[chuckles]''
9	-->-- ''Manga/MythicalDetectiveLokiRagnarok''
10
11	->'''Batman''': Grimm wouldn't be the first hood to ape old movies.\
12	'''Nightwing''': "Ape".\
13	'''Batman''': Sorry. Unintentional.
14	-->-- ''Franchise/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica'', [=JLApe=]
15
16	->'''Bella''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext [I]t may be that you should avoid simultaneously being around me and sharp objects]].\
17	'''Emmett''': Edward ''is'' a sharp object.\
18	'''Bella''': Point. Uh, no pun intended.
19	-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Luminosity}}''
20
21	->''"That wasn't a joke. That was an unfortunate coincidental pairing of words."''
22	-->-- '''Angry factory lady''', ''Series/DrakeAndJosh''
23
24	->''"Oh god, that was a pun! 'What's up with this ceiling?'. What's wrong with me? I'd punch somebody in the mouth if they said that to me."''
25	-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''WebVideo/FreemansMind''
26
27	->"These chains are starting to break! If I had my super-strength, this would be a..." (grimacing) "snap!"
28	-->-- '''Franchise/{{Superman}}''', ''ComicBook/TwoForTheDeathOfOne''
29
30	->'''Buster Baxter''': "Fish jokes? I wish. When I look at my lunch, I just see food."
31	->'''Leah [=McGrady=]''': "Seafood? ''(laughs)'' I get it. That's a good one!"
32	->'''Buster''': "It is? Ha! I wasn't even fishing for a laugh!"
33	->'''Mrs. [=McGrady=]''': ''(laughs)'' "You're on fire today!"
34	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'', "Buster Bombs"

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