Quotes / Accidental Pun

Sock: And what if I can't do it?
Mephistopheles: Then you're fired.
Sock: Ah-
Mephistopheles: That wasn't a pun.

— Welcome to Hell

Mr. Daidoji: Who the Hell are you?!
Hel: [chuckles]

— Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok

Batman: Grimm wouldn't be the first hood to ape old movies.
Nightwing: "Ape".
Batman: Sorry. Unintentional.

— Justice League of America, JLApe

Bella: [I]t may be that you should avoid simultaneously being around me and sharp objects.
Emmett: Edward is a sharp object.
Bella: Point. Uh, no pun intended.

— Luminosity

"That wasn't a joke. That was an unfortunate coincidental pairing of words."

— Angry factory lady, Drake & Josh

"Oh god, that was a pun! 'What's up with this ceiling?'. What's wrong with me? I'd punch somebody in the mouth if they said that to me."

— Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind

"These chains are starting to break! If I had my super-strength, this would be a..." (grimacing) "snap!"

— Superman, Two for the Death of One

Buster Baxter: "Fish jokes? I wish. When I look at my lunch, I just see food."

Leah McGrady: "Seafood? (laughs) I get it. That's a good one!"

Buster: "It is? Ha! I wasn't even fishing for a laugh!"

Mrs. McGrady: (laughs) "You're on fire today!"

— Arthur, "Buster Bombs"

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