Line #9 Quotes/Hipster


1	->'''Lois:''' I think you just got to be in the "out" group. Whoever's on top, whoever's in power, whoever's successful, you gotta be on the other side or you don't feel like the smartest guy in the room. All you are, my dear, is a contrarian.\
2	'''Brian:''' Oh, please, you could not be more off base.\
3	'''Lois:''' Oh, yeah? Let me ask, what did you think of the movie ''Film/{{Titanic\|1997}}''?\
4	'''Brian:''' Horrible, one of the worst movies ever made.\
5	'''Lois:''' Mm-hm, what about ''Film/SlumdogMillionaire''?\
6	'''Brian:''' Overrated, just a terrible movie.\
7	'''Lois:''' ''Film/{{Cocktail}}''.\
8	'''Brian:''' Actually, not a bad film. You know, as classically structured cinema, ''Cocktail'' was one of the best films of its era.\
9	'''Lois:''' You make me sick, Brian.
10	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Excellence in Broadcasting"
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12	->''"'Tell me your company, and I'll tell you your opinions,' might be said to many a man who piques himself on a select and superior view of things, distinct from the vulgar."''
13	-->-- '''William Hazlitt''', "On Consistency of Opinion", in ''Winterslow'', [[OlderThanRadio 1850]]
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15	->''"I figure Creator/DiabloCody’s role in the ''Franchise/EvilDead'' script was overplayed anyway, as none of the characters died after getting run over by a penny farthing."''
16	-->-- '''Stuart Millard'''
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18	->''"I really want to see the quirky engagement ring Jacob proposed to her with. I know he's only been with Zooey for about 6 months, so I hope he had enough time to find a taxidermied squirrel tooth set in an antique gold harmonica."''
19	-->-- '''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/21/zooey-deschanel-is-getting-married-again/ DListed]]''''', "Creator/ZooeyDeschanel Is Getting Married Again"
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21	->''"Jack, you're such a hipster that even in our small group -- even in our ''tiny'' little group -- you just have to be the dissenting opinion, don't you?"''
22	-->-- '''Rich Evans''' to '''Jack Packard''', ''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst''
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24	->'''[=YouTube=] Pedant:''' Well, nowadays it's cool to like things ironically that you don't really like.\
25	'''Dad:''' [[LogicBomb How does that work out, then?]]\
26	'''[=YouTube=] Pedant:''' It's just like [[StockYuck olives and espresso]]. Nobody really enjoys them, but you pretend you do just to look cool and sophisticated.
27	-->-- The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeqmCuM-uyo Muppet sketch]] at the end of Techmoan's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXSyyWLTtkc video about playing Seeburg 1000 records on a normal turntable]]
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29	->''"God, why does everything we do have to be cloaked in, like, 15 layers of irony?"''
30	-->-- '''April Ludgate''', ''Series/ParksAndRecreation'', "Gallentine's Day"
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32	->''I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody. Every great song by the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peech_Boys Peech Boys]]. All the underground hits. All the [[Music/TheModernLovers Modern Lovers]] tracks.\
33	I heard you have a vinyl of every Niagara record on German import.\
34	I heard that you have a white label of every seminal Detroit techno hit, 1985, '86, '87.\
35	I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut, and another box set from the '70s\
36	I hear you're buying a synthesizer and an arpeggiator and are throwing your computer out the window, because you want to make something ''real''. Ya wanna make a [[{{Music/Yazoo}} Yaz]] record\
37	I hear that you and your band have sold your guitars and bought turntables\
38	I hear that you and your band have sold your turntables and bought guitars\
39	I hear everybody that you know... [[SelfDeprecation is more relevant than everybody that I know...]]''
40	-->-- ''Music/LCDSoundsystem'', "Losing My Edge"
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42	->'''Mordecai:''' Okay, okay, I've got the perfect solution. Brain Explosion!\
43	'''Rigby:''' What?! You can't explode my brain! That's ''gotta'' be illegal.\
44	'''Mordecai:''' No, the ''band'', Brain Explosion.\
45	'''Rigby:''' Oh, never heard of 'em.\
46	'''Mordecai:''' Yeah, I know. You wouldn't have. You gotta be in the know to know, y'know?\
47	'''Rigby:''' No.\
48	'''Mordecai:''' And ''that's'' why you've never heard of them. But, trust me, these guys are, like, real ''real'' musicians. Just listen to some of this, and it'll blow that poppy ''trash'' music right out of your head!
49	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'', "[[Recap/RegularShowS02Ep13ThisIsMyJam This Is My Jam]]"
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52	->'''Michael:''' (after talking about Trevor's dress sense and personality) You... are a hipster!\
53	'''Trevor:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]\
54	'''Michael:''' You're a hipster.\
55	'''Trevor:''' I hate hipsters.\
56	'''Michael:''' Classic hipster denial.\
57	'''Trevor:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I]]. ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Abhor]].'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Hipsters]]. I eat them for fun!\
58	'''Michael:''' (''laughs'') Hipsters ''love'' saying they hate hipsters!\
59	'''Trevor:''' Well, I really fucking do!\
60	'''Michael:''' Self hatred. Common hipster affliction.\
61	'''Trevor:''' Only because I'm living out here away from the Bean Machines, and the bankers?\
62	'''Michael:''' You're gentrifying! Soon the skinny jeans will show up, and then the skinny lattes, and then, the bankers. And you'll be somewhere else starting the cycle all over again. Maybe you're not a classic garden variety hipster, but you are what the hipsters ''aspire'' to be! You, Trevor, are the proto-hipster!\
63	'''Trevor:''' (''[[TranquilFury calmly]]'') I don't know what you're talking about. I don't agree with what you're saying. You're talking bullshit, and you're trying to wind me up. But I'm very, ''very'' angry, and I want this conversation to stop right away.\
64	'''[[{{Troll}} Michael:]]''' Hipster.\
65	'''Trevor:''' [[ClusterFBomb FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, MICHAEL! SAY IT AGAIN!]]\
66	'''Michael:''' I've made my point. [[EvenEvilHasStandards I'm not a sadist.]]
67	-->-- ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''

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