Line #76 Quotes/AmusingInjuries


1	->"HIS FACE IS LIKE A BRICK WALL!"
2	->"A BRICK WALL THAT CAN FEEL PAIN AND CRIES A LOT!"
3	-->--'''Series/StudioC''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0 "Top Soccer Shootout with Scott Sterling"]]''
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6	->"The ball flies right past the blockers into Sterling's awaiting face, back over the net, and right back into Sterling's face ''[[LargeHam LIKE AN OBESE HOMING PIGEON!"]]''
7	-->--'''Series/StudioC''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY2nVQNlUB8 "Best Volleyball Blocks Ever with Scott Sterling"]]''
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10	->''"He's a {{Toon}}, you can drop anything you want on his head, he'll shake it off!''
11	-->-- '''R.K. Maroon''', ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit''
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14	->''"Don't hit [[ButtMonkey Thomas]] like that. Hit him like ''this'', it's funnier. And using the sledgehammer is strangely therapeutic."''
15	-->-- '''{{Satan}}''', ''Radio/OldHarrysGame''
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18	->''"Hi, Haley. Look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen."''
19	-->-- '''Elan''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
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22	->'''Kreese:''' Howard, I ''hate'' that prick. When we fought, that dirty bastard kicked me with his spurs and tore my scrotum.\
23	'''Howard:''' Hmm.\
24	'''Kreese:''' You know, my nuts unraveled like two balls of yarn - you know how fuckin' long two balls of yarn is?
25	-->-- ''VideoGame/MadWorld''
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28	->''"IT JUST HURTS SO DAMN MUCH! AAAAH!!"''
29	-->--'''Dale Gribble''', wrestling with his son [[RunningGag again]], ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill''
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32	->''"Sam! Guess what Florence does when you pull her tail!"''
33	-->--'''Helix''', holding up his ripped-out arm, ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00024.htm page 24]]
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36	->It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.
37	-->--'''anonymous'''
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40	->''"Let's go around those. I'd rather not see you ride off a cliff. ''[beat]'' Okay, yes, [[GoodThingYouCanHeal I would like to see that,]] but it'd still be really inconvenient."''
41	-->--'''Garovel''', ''Literature/TheZombieKnight''
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44	->'''[[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Yang:]]''' Whoop, sorry, D. You okay?\
45	'''Darrel:''' I'm okay... it's just my bones... and muscles... and organs... and I think my clavicle is currently trying to jostle my spleen.\
46	'''Yang:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Soooo... is that a yes?]]
47	-->--''Fanfic/RWBYReckoning''
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50	->'''Hilda:''' Drop it, freak!\
51	''[fires a {{BFG}} [[ShockAndAwe taser]] at X-Ray, [[XRaySparks electrocuting him and reducing him to a pile of ash, eyes and a mouth]]]''\
52	'''X-Ray:''' Ow. You're welcome... citizen.\
53	'''Vav:''' Are you alright, ma'am?\
54	'''X-Ray:''' Yeah, don't worry about your friend. Just third-degree burns all over my body.
55	-->--''WebAnimation/XRayAndVav''
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58	->'''Arthur:''' Look, you stupid bastard, you've got [[AnArmAndALeg no arms left!]]\
59	'''Black Knight:''' (Cheerily) Yes I have!\
60	'''Arthur:''' LOOK!\
61	'''Black Knight:''' Just a flesh wound!\
62	(...)\
63	'''Arthur:''' What are you gonna do, ''bleed'' on me?!?
64	-->--''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''
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67	->''"Pain is hilarious!"''
68	-->-- '''Bill Cipher''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''
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71	->''"Do you have any idea how much that stings?!"''
72	-->--'''Jack Jeeves''' (after getting his head blown off), ''Film/MenInBlack''
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75	->''"I mean, I love the people down there, I do. I am in love with every single one of those little critters. That doesn't mean the slapstick injury isn't funny."''
76	-->--'''Ten''' ([[ItMakesSenseInContext a space probe]]), ''WebOriginal/SeventeenThousandSevenHundredSeventySix''
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79	->'''Webby:''' But [Glomgold] might have a brain injury!\
80	'''Scrooge:''' Flintheart Glomgold blows himself up on a daily basis. A simple brain injury is actually a step ''up!''
81	-->--''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "The Ballad of Duke Baloney!"
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84	->'''Vision:''' It's funny because of the grievous injuries [[Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle that man]] just suffered? \
85	'''Wanda:''' No -- he's not really injured. \
86	'''Vision:''' Ah. How can you be certain? \
87	'''Wanda:''' [[ConversationalTroping It's not that kind of show.]]
88	-->-- ''Series/WandaVision''
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91	->[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Hibbert]] has treated Homer's entire body after that cliff, fugu poisoning, a heart attack, a coma, food poisoning, being trapped in another dimension, four simultaneous heart attacks, a flower in the head, his entire body once again, drowning, a bucket on his head, a twisted spine, a torn ACL, broken jaw, searing eye pain, rage boils, alcohol poisoning, crushed pelvis, supposed hallucinations, a back sprain, a severe tongue burn, a black eye, Homer suddenly thinking he's 10 years old, narcolepsy, a bullet wound, and another coma, why not? No wonder Homer got addicted to pain pills.
92	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheRealJims''', ''Simpsons Histories - Dr. Hibbert''
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95	->''"The crazy antics of Series/TheThreeStooges busting skulls and gouging out eyes. Isn't physical pain funny?"''
96	-->--'''Narrator''' upon examining a TV that is on, ''VideoGame/AmazonGuardiansOfEden''
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99	->''"Thank god [[BreakingTheFourthWall this is a light-hearted cartoon]], otherwise that could have ended really badly."''
100	-->-- '''Bob''', ''WebAnimation/{{S\|upermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers}}MG4'', "[[Recap/SMG4sMarioBloopersStupidMarioGolf Stupid Mario Golf]]"
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103	->''"Let me try!" [[Anime/SmilePrecure Akaoni]] snatched his book back, and after taking a peek around, he spotted [[Anime/SuitePrettyCure Kanade]] out with Souta. He used the book to knock both of them over in a heap, which the other villains laughed at.''
104	-->-- ''Fanfic/TwinklingInTheDark''
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106	->''Hans gives you a knock over the head with his guitar. You hear a loud "Bwong!" and you fall. Hans then throws you out with his broken guitar. Your adventure is over.''
107	-->-- ''OWL'' Magazine, 2007 Summer Digest

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