"Don't hit Thomas like that. Hit him like
this, it's funnier. And using the sledgehammer is strangely therapeutic."
"Hi Haley. Look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen."
Howard, I hate
that prick. When we fought, that dirty bastard kicked me with his spurs and tore my scrotum. Howard:
You know, my nuts unraveled like two balls of yarn - you know how fuckin' long two balls of yarn is?
"IT JUST HURTS SO DAMN MUCH! AAAAH!!"
"Sam! Guess what Florence does when you pull her tail!"
It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.
Let's go around those. I'd rather not see you ride off a cliff.
[beat] Okay, yes, I would like to see that, but it'd still be really inconvenient.
Yang: Whoop, sorry, D. You okay? Darrel: I'm okay... it's just my bones... and muscles... and organs... and I think my clavicle is currently trying to jostle my spleen. Yang: Soooo... is that a yes?