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Quotes: Amusing Injuries
"Don't hit Thomas like that. Hit him like this, it's funnier. And using the sledgehammer is strangely thereputic."

"Hi Haley. Look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen."
Kreese: Howard, I hate that prick. When we fought, that dirty bastard kicked me with his spures and tore my scrotum.
Howard: Hmm.
Kreese: You know, my nuts unraveled like two balls of yarn - you know how fuckin' long two balls of yarn is?

"IT JUST HURTS SO DAMN MUCH! AAAAH!!"
Dale Gribble, wrestling with his son again, King of the Hill

"Sam! Guess what Florence does when you pull her tail!"
Helix, holding up his ripped-out arm, Freefall page 24

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