1 | ->''"Some days, you just don't feel all that evil."'' |
2 | -->-- '''[[VillainProtagonist Doctor Impossible]]''', ''Literature/SoonIWillBeInvincible'' |
3 | |
4 | ->'''Naomi:''' I'm leaving, I'll be back later. Take care of yourselves and try not to destroy any furniture in your petty battles for [[TakeOverTheWorld world domination]].\ |
5 | '''Light:''' My goal is not world domination.\ |
6 | '''Naomi:''' Light, you said you'd be god of the new world. What do you call that?\ |
7 | '''Light:''' A new era of enlightenment.\ |
8 | '''Duck:''' [[AtLeastIAdmitIt To save face and not sound like a jackass I'll be frank, my goal is world domination]].\ |
9 | '''Naomi:''' Whatever. Try not to get any blood on the carpet. |
10 | -->-- ''FanFic/AllYouNeedIsLove'' |
11 | |
12 | ->''"Now is a chance to see what happens to the Master between the Doctor's adventures, what he gets up after his last defeat and before his next (I hate to sound pessimistic but [[TheUsualAdversaries it's his lot in life]])."'' |
13 | -->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/11/dark-eyes-iii-death-of-hope-written-by.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'', "[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWhoNEDASDarkEyes3E1TheDeathOfHope Dark Eyes III: Death of Hope]]" |
14 | |
15 | ->''"Zod at a coffeehouse. That's [[AGoodNameForARockBand the name of my new beat play]]. But anyway, we see Zod not [[KneelBeforeZod making people kneel]]... but instead getting coffee. Menacing indeed."'' |
16 | -->-- '''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville9-ep06 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'', "[[Recap/SmallvilleS09E06Crossfire Crossfire]]" |
17 | |
18 | ->''"[[SarcasmMode That's cute]], Thanos has [[CallToAgriculture a retirement plan]]."'' |
19 | -->-- '''James "Rhodey" Rhodes/War Machine''', ''Film/AvengersEndgame'' |
20 | |
21 | ->'''Sgt. Bidet:''' He's out there somewhere, Peep. A ruthless, bloodthirsty killer.\ |
22 | ''[cut to the Nomad under a palm tree with a bag of sweets]''\ |
23 | '''Nomad:''' Oh goody, nothing but red ones left! |
24 | -->-- ''ComicStrip/BeauPeep'' |
25 | |
26 | ->''"[[SerialKillerKiller Light]], since nobody's home right now, let's play VideoGame/MarioGolf. We haven't played in a while."'' |
27 | -->-- '''[[{{Shinigami}} Ryuk]]''', ''Manga/DeathNote'' |
28 | |
29 | ->''"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fu2nykadfY&list=PL66A1A5413B5E90F8&index=114&feature=plpp_video As I'm walking down the street / wanna kill everyone that I meet / Look at that top, it's sweet!]]"'' |
30 | -->-- '''Light Yagami''', ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv'' |
31 | |
32 | ->''"At four PM, I shall return home for a nap and an early dinner... ...At seven, I shall go the gala at Buckingham Palace and blow the place to kingdom come!"'' |
33 | -->-- '''Professor James Moriarty''', ''Franchise/SherlockHolmes'' radio drama |
34 | |
35 | ->''"Once Clark’s done working on his fitness, it’s back to Lex Luthor, who is inexplicably [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment practicing ballroom dancing with a woman dressed as Marie Antoinette]] in what is unquestionably the single best shot of the movie. I just love that Luthor has weird habits to goof off with whenever he has downtime from his Kill Superman plans. It’s also worth noting that he’s wearing [[PimpDuds a golden dollar sign medallion]] for the duration of this scene."'' |
36 | -->-- '''Chris Sims''' on ''Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace'' |
37 | |
38 | ->'''Newsreader:''' Voldemort blogs about [his return to power] on his new [=FlooTube=] channel.\ |
39 | '''Voldemort:''' I'M GONNA FIND HARRY POTTER AND I'M GONNA ''[bleep]'' IN HIS ''[bleep]''!\ |
40 | '''Newsreader:''' Also does a review of ''Film/SeventeenAgain2009''.\ |
41 | '''Voldemort:''' Well, it was a little slow at the beginning, but come on: Creator/ZacEfron! Zefron! 'Nuff said. |
42 | -->-- ''Theatre/AVeryPotterMusical'' |
43 | |
44 | ->''"The [Decepticon Justice Division] were never going to be utterly murderous, terrifying, super-evil monsters 24/7, because who is like that, really? But given that, as readers, you weren't afforded a privileged 'off-stage' glimpse into their lives until #39, but instead saw them as the 'in universe' characters did, of course based on the info given you're gonna assume they're 100% awful -- everyone 'in universe' does."'' |
45 | -->-- '''James Roberts''' on issue #39 of ''ComicBook/TransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye'' |
46 | |
47 | ->''"...We should pick up some milk while we're here."'' |
48 | -->-- '''Dr. Drakken,''' ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' |
49 | |
50 | ->''"Don't bother me, Knuckles! I just want to play some slots!"'' |
51 | -->-- '''[[WebVideo/GameGrumps Danny Sexbang]]''', pretending to be '''[[VideoGame/SonicAdventure Dr. Eggman]]''' |
52 | |
53 | ->''[[VillainProtagonist The vampire]] moped for a week. Not in the way that one might expect him to -- [[VillainousBreakdown with fire and death, blood running red in the streets, and a dark miasma blotting out the sun]]. No, the vampire moped pretty much the same way everyone else does -- he watched television.'' |
54 | -->-- ''Literature/AnUnattractiveVampire'' by [=Jim McDoniel=] |
55 | |
56 | ->''"Fawful is on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you! And he is watching the seal on the [[SealedEvilInACan Dark Star]] as it breaks... When it does, all the kingdom will be dark as darkness! But until then... maybe Fawful will have some shopping."'' |
57 | -->-- '''Fawful''', ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiBowsersInsideStory'' |
58 | |
59 | ->'''Ganyu:''' I think you've had enough. About time you tell us your plan, no?\ |
60 | '''[[{{Mooks}} Fatui Skirmisher]]:''' Plan... What plan?\ |
61 | '''Ganyu:''' We just taught you a lesson, but clearly, you weren't paying attention. If you don't spill whatever you're scheming against Liyue... We'll be forced to use harsher methods.\ |
62 | '''Fatui Skirmisher:''' I'm telling the truth. There's no scheme.\ |
63 | '''Ganyu:''' If you're telling the truth, then why would you, a member of the Fatui, suddenly appear on the outskirts of Qingce Village?\ |
64 | '''Fatui Skirmisher:''' Fine. If you really want know, then, well... I was about to...\ |
65 | '''Paimon:''' About to... what?\ |
66 | '''Fatui Skirmisher:''' ...pick berries over there.\ |
67 | '''Ganyu:''' Uhh... I must admit, I didn't expect you to come up with a silly excuse.\ |
68 | '''Fatui Skirmisher:''' It's not an excuse! I rarely have a free morning, and I heard that there were fresh berries in this area... Think about it. I'm here alone and Qingce Village is nothing more than a retirement spot for old people. What could I be scheming anyway?\ |
69 | '''Paimon:''' Judging by how he's looking at us, it does seem like he feels like he's the victim here.\ |
70 | '''Ganyu:''' So you have nothing to do with the occupation of Fanmu Carpenter's warehouse?\ |
71 | '''Fatui Skirmisher:''' Fanmu Carpenter's warehouse? Where is that? [[NotMeThisTime I swear, I only came here to pick berries, that's all]]. |
72 | -->-- ''VideoGame/GenshinImpact'', "Sea of Clouds, Sea of People" |
73 | |
74 | ->'''[[YesMan Agent Stone]]:''' I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk?\ |
75 | '''[[MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate Dr. Robotnik]]:''' ...What do I look like, an imbecile? [[PetTheDog Of course I want a latte]]. '''[[SuddenlyShouting I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE THEM]]!''' |
76 | -->-- ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020'' |
77 | |
78 | ->''"Contrary to All for One's usual habits of death, destruction, revolution of society and inhumane quirk experimentation, he did have a few milder hobbies."'' |
79 | -->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/24255208/chapters/58451539 Internet Friends]]'' |
80 | |
81 | ->'''Glumshanks:''' Sir, if you hate the Skylanders so much, why are we here?\ |
82 | '''Kaos:''' I'm getting a lay of the land for my attack. Plus, I need to know who to draft for my Skylander fantasy league.\ |
83 | '''Glumshanks:''' I guess every supervillain needs a pointless hobby. (Kaos hits him with his binoculars)\ |
84 | '''Kaos:''' Don't judge me, Glumshanks. I don't mock those little candies you collect.\ |
85 | '''Glumshanks:''' That's my anxiety medication, sir. |
86 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SkylandersAcademy'' |
87 | |
88 | ->''"Most people just know my father as the despotic warlord who rules Europa, but he does have his amusing Sparky quirks. Did you know he really loves waffles?"'' |
89 | -->-- '''Gilgamesh Wulfenbach''' on his father Klaus, in ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' ([[https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090812 Vol. IX p. 77]]) |
90 | |
91 | ->'''Wordgirl:''' Dr. Two Brains! Robbing the hardware store, eh?\ |
92 | '''Cashier:''' He wasn't robbing me. Look, he's in the middle of handing me money.\ |
93 | '''Wordgirl:''' Oh. Anyways, I'm surprised to see you here and not trying to rob the cheese delivery van like you ''said'' you would.\ |
94 | '''Dr. Two Brains:''' I said I'd ''think'' about it. |
95 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Wordgirl}}'' |
96 |
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