1 | ->''"Yes, General, I ''am'' [[RefugeInAudacity masturbating into the American Flag]]. It relaxes me. Do you have a problem with that? Would you rather that I used ''you''?"'' |
2 | -->-- '''President Callahan''', ''ComicBook/{{Transmetropolitan}}'' |
3 | |
4 | ->'''Pres. Koopa:''' I am very disappointed in you, cousins.\ |
5 | '''Spike:''' Fascist!\ |
6 | '''Iggy:''' Oppressor of the proletariat!\ |
7 | '''Koopa:''' [[WrittenByTheWinners Guy in charge!]] |
8 | -->-- ''Film/SuperMarioBros1993'' |
9 | |
10 | ->''"The voice of the people must be heard. I am THE PRESIDENT! God bless America. '''God bless ME!'''"'' |
11 | -->-- '''President ComicBook/LexLuthor''', ''WesternAnimation/SupermanBatmanPublicEnemies'' |
12 | |
13 | ->'''Spoony:''' I'm actually really interested in what the sorceress has to say. What her politics are, what her diplomatic platform is...\ |
14 | '''Sorceress Edea:''' [[ObviouslyEvil ... Lowlifes. Shameless filthy wretches.]]\ |
15 | '''Spoony:''' No! Wrong! Open with a joke or something, you're losing them! |
16 | -->--''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII'' Part 8 |
17 | |
18 | ->''"Vote for me, if you want to live."'' |
19 | -->-- '''[[Creator/JKSimmons President Howard Ackerman]]''', ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerRedAlert3'' |
20 | |
21 | ->''"There's a cancer in the presidency and it's growing."'' |
22 | -->-- '''John Dean''', ''{{Film/Nixon}}'' (1995) |
23 | |
24 | -> '''Hair Stylist Rick:''' Is-is that enough of the top? \ |
25 | [[spoiler: '''Evil''']] '''Morty:''' I don't know... [[ImpliedDeathThreat Is it]]? |
26 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' |
27 | |
28 | ->''"The missiles are flying. Hallelujah. Hallelujah!"'' |
29 | -->-- '''President Greg Stilson'''. ''Film/TheDeadZone'' |
30 | |
31 | ->''"Mayor Quimby supports revolving-door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob; a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can ''you'' trust a man like Mayor Quimby? ''[hastily]'' [-Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor! -]"'' |
32 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' |
33 | |
34 | ->''"Well, I don't agree with his Bart-killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma-killing policy..."'' |
35 | -->-- '''Homer Simpson''' on Sideshow Bob, ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' |
36 | |
37 | ->''"Hail to the Chief... Or He'll Hack You to Pieces."'' |
38 | -->-- Tagline of ''President's Day'' (2010) |
39 | |
40 | ->'''Kinzie Kensington''': The President's words were taken out of context.\ |
41 | '''Reporter''': Kinzie, what's the proper context for, and I quote, "I'm the Patron Saint of America, and we should probably look into changing the Pledge of Allegiance into 'One Nation Under Me'?"\ |
42 | '''Kinzie Kensington''': [[NonAnswer That's a great question. Jane?]] |
43 | -->-- ''Videogame/SaintsRowIV'' |
44 | |
45 | ->''"Why does ''anyone'' want to be President? [[Music/TearsForFears Everybody wants to rule the world.]]"'' |
46 | -->-- '''Zartan''', ''Film/GIJoeRetaliation'' |
47 | |
48 | ->Of all my master schemes to take over the world -- the thousands I killed with my army of robotic suicide squirrels, the millions I spent trying to kill you all with Push n' Eat macaroni in a tube, my even-as-of-yet uncompleted [[KillSat orbital death ray]] -- and all I had to do was ''[[PresidentEvil run for president?!]]'' [[GigglingVillain NYAHAHAHAHAH!!]] I wasn't really even taking all this all that seriously! I even used my real name! '''''YOU VOTED FOR A GUY NAMED "DOCTOR INSANO"!''''' I mean, I know [[LampshadeHanging Lex Luthor won last term]], but I thought that had something to do with Superboy Prime [[CosmicRetcon punching reality]]! I never thought this would work. My election platform was to build a giant robot sawblade that would cut Canada off the top and then attach it to Australia so they wouldn't bother us anymore! My vice president is Literature/FuManchu! ''What the hell is wrong with you people?!'' I'm pretty sure that's not even ''legal''! Oh, man, we are so going to jack this country up beyond repair! |
49 | -->-- '''Dr. Insano''', ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'' |
50 | |
51 | ->''"In a storyline that happened to coincide with [[UsefulNotes/RichardNixon Nixon's]] resignation over the Watergate scandal, ComicBook/CaptainAmerica fights a group of baddies called the Secret Empire who are trying to take over the U.S. by way of nuclear bombs. In Captain America #175, Cap defeats the Secret Empire in Washington, but their leader, Number One, manages to sneak away and hides in the White House... [[DramaticUnmask it's totally Nixon]], and yes, this was his take on Watergate. You know -- ineptly bugging some offices, nuclear obliteration of your own country -- it's really six of one and a half-dozen of the other."'' |
52 | -->-- ''{{Website/Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20989_5-disastrous-attempts-at-political-commentary-in-comic-books.html "5 Disastrous Attempts at Political Commentary in Comic Books"]] |
53 | |
54 | ->''"[[WouldHurtAChild I will skin your children]] [[ChildEater and eat them.]] Upon finishing, [[HumanResources I shall fashion utensils out of their bones]]."'' |
55 | -->-- The Letter of '''G.W. (UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington)''', ''Series/MastersOfHorror'', ''The Washingtonians'' |
56 | |
57 | ->''"This was during the time when ComicBook/LexLuthor was president... [[TakeThat God, I miss the days when that seemed unbelievable]]."'' |
58 | -->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', reviewing ''ComicBook/ActionComics'' #775, 2020 |
59 | |
60 | ->''"I should have known it was you all the time. I should have asked myself, 'Who's the man so wicked, so cruel, that he could serve smack to the orphanage, kill my brother Jimmy, and put out a drug to shrink black men's dicks?' Only one man. That's you, Tricky Dick! So I'm here to deliver you one presidential ass-whupping!"'' |
61 | -->-- '''Black Dynamite''' to '''UsefulNotes/RichardNixon''', ''Film/BlackDynamite'' |
62 | |
63 | ->''"Y'know what I said, the day I got unbanned from the Dream SMP? And the day I said I was running? [[TyrantTakesTheHelm An election that I won]], by the way. I said things are gonna change. I looked every citizen of L'Manberg in the eyes and I said, 'You listen to me. This place will be a lot different tomorrow.' Let's start making it happen. My first decree, as the President of L'Manberg, [[LargeHam the EMPEROR, of this GREAT COUNTRY]]! [[TheExile IS TO REVOKE! THE CITIZENSHIP]]! OF WILBUR SOOT AND TOMMYINNIT! GET 'EM OUTTA HERE!"'' |
64 | -->-- '''Jschlatt''', ''WebVideo/DreamSMP'' |
65 | |
66 | ->''"As long as I live, I'll never forget the look on that alien's face... squeal Crypto 136, squeal like a pig! And he did damnit! Good times!"'' |
67 | -->-- '''President Huffman.''', ''VideoGame/DestroyAllHumans'' |
68 | |
69 | ->''"All presidents are clearly evil! They're warcrime-committing bastards and I wanna become one of them!"'' |
70 | -->-- '''Shadow the Hedgehog''', ''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub'', "[[https://youtu.be/W-ZuKp8P7gA Shadow the Hedgehog - Snapcube's Real Time Fandub]]" |
71 | |
72 | ->''"The rumors about him weren't an exaggeration in the least. If anything, they didn't exaggerate enough."'' |
73 | -->-- '''Elie [=MacDowell=]''', on new President of Calvard Roy Gramheart, ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsIntoReverie'' |
74 | |
75 | ->'''Zesty Lewis:''' Meanwhile, criticalism is piling up near President Performance H. Wilson, who was voted into office for a sixth term, primarily because he promised to kill us all.\ |
76 | ''(cut to the President speaking at a rally)''\ |
77 | '''President Wilson:''' YOU DON'T NEED A BUNCH OF EMPTY PROMISES! HA HA! YOU NEED TO ''DIE!'' DO YOU WANT TO DIE?! ''(the audience cheers)'' I CAN'T HEAR YOU! ''DO YOU WANT TO DIE!?! (audience cheers louder)''\ |
78 | '''Lewis:''' President Wilsons approval ratings have gone down steadily since the delays, excepting a small rise when he personally murdered 7,000 people with a hatchet. |
79 | -->-- Website/TheOnion, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo Future News From the Year 2137]]" |
80 | |
81 | ->'''Sam:''' Max, that robotic Abe Lincoln will enslave the entire east coast if we don't stop him!\ |
82 | '''Max:''' Who cares, I'm president of the U.S.! Let's go bomb someone into oblivion! |
83 | -->--''VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice'' ''[[Recap/SamAndMaxFreelancePoliceEpisode104AbeLincolnMustDie Abe Lincoln Must Die]]'' |
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