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Quotes: President Evil
"Yes, General, I am masturbating into the American Flag. It relaxes me. Do you have a problem with that? Would you rather that I used you?"
President Callahan, Transmetropolitan

"Of all my master schemes to take over the world, the thousands I killed with my army of robotic suicide squirrels, the millions I spent trying to kill you all with Push n' Eat macaroni in a tube, my even-as-of-yet uncompleted orbital death ray, and all I had to do was run for president?! I wasn't even really taking this all that seriously! I even used my real name! You voted for a guy named Doctor Insano! My running mate was Fu Manchu! I mean, I know Lex Luthor won last term, but I thought that had something to do with Superboy Prime punching reality!"
Dr. Insano, The Spoony Experiment

"The people! This is all their fault, and they're gonna burn for it. BURN!"
President Lex Luthor, Justice League in the middle of a Villainous Breakdown (on the Justice Lord Earth)

"President?! Do you know how much power I'd have to give up to be President? That's right, conspiracy buff. I spent $75 million on a fake Presidential campaign, all just to tick Superman off."
Lex Luthor, Justice League Unlimited

"The voice of the people must be heard. I am THE PRESIDENT! God bless America. God bless ME!"
President Lex Luthor, Superman/Batman: Public Enemies

Spoony: I'm actually really interested in what the sorceress has to say. What her politics are, what her diplomatic platform is...
Spoony: No! Wrong! Open with a joke or something, you're losing them!

"Vote for me, if you want to live."
President Howard Ackerman, Red Alert 3

"The missiles are flying. Hallelujah. Hallelujah!"
President Greg Stilson. The Dead Zone

"Mayor Quimby supports revolving-door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob, a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? [hastily] Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor!"

"Well, I don't agree with his Bart-killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma-killing policy..."
Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

"Hail to the Chief... Or He'll Hack You to Pieces."
—Tagline of President's Day (2010)

Kinzie Washington: "The President's words were taken out of context."
Reporter: "Kinzie, what's the proper context for, and I quote, 'I'm the Patron Saint of America, and we should probably look into changing the Pledge of Allegiance into "One Nation Under Me"'?"
Kinzie Washington: "That's a great question. Jane?"


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