1 | -> "What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?"\ |
2 | ''[[[SelfDemonstratingArticle Cut to exactly that]].]'' |
3 | -->-- '''Timon:''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'' |
4 | |
5 | ->Oh, no. Wait a minute! Hold it! I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong! Don't even-- No! Don't look at me like that! You getting "no" from me! You understand? No, I will not ''ever'' sit on those eggs! ''(cut to Wilbur now sitting on the eggs)'' Aww, nuts! [[LampshadeHanging Gotta learn to be more assertive]]. No is no is NO. ''[to the eggs]'' Hey! Quit movin' in there! |
6 | -->--'''Wilbur''', ''WesternAnimation/TheRescuersDownUnder'' |
7 | |
8 | ->'''Steve:''' Can I have the {{tank|Goodness}} back? I've got a cookie in my pocket...?\ |
9 | '''Grot:''' We ain't givin' it to ya fer a ''cookie''!\ |
10 | ''[ten seconds later]''\ |
11 | '''Grot:''' [[LampshadeHanging Damn. He's persuasive...]] |
12 | -->-- WebAnimation/ADayInTheLifeOfACommissar, a ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' ''{{machinima}}'' |
13 | |
14 | -> [''Nobita, after seeing Suneo's brand-new, human-sized robot'']\ |
15 | '''Nobita''': I'm not jealous. It's just a stupid toy. Why'd I be jealous?\ |
16 | [''cut to next scene, when Nobita greets Doraemon'']\ |
17 | '''Nobita''': '''''[[SuddenlyShouting I'M SO JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!]]''''' |
18 | |
19 | -> .... |
20 | |
21 | -> [''Nobita is standing before the Anywhere Door waiting for Doraemon - who just teleported to the North Pole - to show up'']\ |
22 | '''Nobita''': When is Doraemon coming back anyway? Don't tell me he lost himself in the North Pole and is being chased by a polar bear.\ |
23 | [''cue Doraemon stumbling through the Anywhere Door, looking ''absolutely'' tired'']\ |
24 | '''Doraemon''': You ''can't'' believe this! I just lost myself in the North Pole... and I was chased by a polar bear! |
25 | -->-- ''Anime/DoraemonNobitaAndTheSteelTroops'' |
26 | |
27 | ->''"I don't know what happened. I declined his invitation, he started laughing, and the next thing I knew, we were at lunch. ''[beat]'' Did he drug me?"'' |
28 | -->-- '''Ron Swanson''', ''Series/ParksAndRecreation'' |
29 | |
30 | -> '''Freakazoid:''' [[ForTheFunnyz Cause I-I wanted to do one of those funny things]], like in... you ever watch ''Series/FTroop'', where Agarn says, "There's no way I'm wearin' a dress! Absolutely not! No dress!" And Forrest Tucker's like, "Yeah, you're wearing that dress! You're gonna wear that dress!" [[LampshadeHanging And they wipe]]- [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud blublublublublub]]- [[LampshadeHanging and Agarn's wearin' a dress.]] |
31 | -> ''[{{whip pan}} to [[Series/FTroop a clip of Agarn wearing a dress]]]'' |
32 | -> '''Agarn:''' Yoo-hoo! Loco Brothers, look who's here for you! |
33 | -> ''[cue {{laugh track}}]'' |
34 | -> ''[{{whip pan}} back to the show]'' |
35 | -> '''[[JustForFun/CandleJack You-Know-Who]]:''' Oh, I ''love'' that bit. |
36 | -->-- ''JustForFun/CandleJack'', a ''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkGVhmw7x9Q episode]] |
37 | --->[[spoiler:Nuh-uh-uh, troper! Not so fast.]] |
38 | |
39 | ->''"[Dimaga] will not be going for burrowed roaches. Meanwhile there's a TON of burrowed roaches!"'' |
40 | -->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ci_mxuJVf8 HDstarcraft, commentating on the HDWT fourth Dimaga-Socke game]] |
41 | |
42 | ->'''Young!Homer:''' Kids? Yeah right. You're not going to see a couple of rugrats holding ''me'' down. |
43 | ->''[8 years later, Homer and Marge are holding Bart and Lisa as babies.]'' |
44 | ->'''Homer:''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall You'd better not put this shot right after I said I wasn't going to have kids]]. [[LampshadeHanging That would be a devastating edit]]. |
45 | -->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' |
46 | |
47 | ->''"I am not getting a cat."''\ |
48 | ''[scene break]''\ |
49 | ''"I have a cat."'' |
50 | -->--'''[[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]]''', ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7271169 Nine Lives]]'' |
51 | |
52 | ->''"Quick, someone say "I bet [Billie]'s totally on her way here right now," and then we can like {{jump cut}} to her snoring in bed."'' |
53 | -->-- '''Walky''', ''Webcomic/DumbingOfAge'' |
54 | |
55 | ->''"Why would I say "You'll never get me in that sweater" in this scene, and then in the very next scene, I'm wearing the sweater?"'' |
56 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/BoJackHorseman'' |
57 | |
58 | ->''"He's doing the thing he said he wasn't gonna do!"'' |
59 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/BoJackHorseman'', "Sabrina's Christmas Wish" |
60 | |
61 | ->'''Mac:''' You guys have nothing outside of this bar. |
62 | ->'''Dennis:''' Don't worry about us, Mac. We'll be just fine. |
63 | ->''[cut to title card: "Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare"]'' |
64 | -->--''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'' |
65 | |
66 | ->'''Amy Rose:''' Sorry, Sticks, but dirt throwing isn't my cup of tea. Thankfully, I know something that ''is'' my cup of tea. |
67 | ->''[cut to inside Amy's house]'' |
68 | ->'''Amy Rose:''' A cup of tea. |
69 | ->'''Sticks the Badger:''' [[LampshadeHanging Why did you just say that?]] |
70 | ->'''Amy Rose:''' Remember before when I said "I know something that is my cup of tea"? I was finishing the thought. |
71 | ->'''Sticks the Badger:''' But you said that, like, an hour ago. |
72 | ->'''Amy Rose:''' Yeah, but imagine if you were an outside observer just watching pieces of a conversation. |
73 | ->'''Sticks the Badger:''' You see them too?! ''[[[MediumAwareness glares suspiciously at the audience]]]'' |
74 | -->-- '''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom''', ''Sticks and Amy's Excellent Staycation'' |
75 | |
76 | ->'''Chloe:''' Lucifer, this is a ruthless drug lord with who knows how many armed thugs! You can't just walk in there with your three-piece suit and say, ''[Imitates his accent]'' "Hello, drug dealers!"\ |
77 | '''Lucifer:''' ''[Offended]'' I would ''never'' do that.\ |
78 | ''[Cut to Lucifer walking into the drug lord's business in his three-piece suit]''\ |
79 | '''Lucifer:''' ''[In Korean]'' Hello, drug dealers! |
80 | -->-- ''Series/Lucifer2016'' |
81 | |
82 | ->Ugh. This is literally going to be the worst vacation ever! ''[cut to Scratchy Bottom Campgrounds]'' This is literally the best vacation ever! |
83 | -->-- '''Lori Loud''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'', "In Tents Debate" |
84 | |
85 | ->'''Ghost T.:''' And don't you even DARE read my diary! Because if you do....Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoooo...A horrible fate awaits you. |
86 | -> '''Skawo:''' ''(exits room)'' ...We're ''so'' reading that diary. |
87 | -->--''Skawo'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndFENi_n-lM&list=PLNt9bYwiVIA8R5xb3Nir_T5gYGDOVIzDk&index=52 Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door - Part 52 - Diary you read it?"]] |
88 | |
89 | -> '''Jurgen Klopp:''' So every year, the winner of the Champions League hosts a ball in their honor. I can say from experience, it's usually not very fun for the losers. But this year's different, because everybody loves Liverpool! I can feel the excitement all over the house! |
90 | -> ''[consecutive cuts to Harry Kane, Philippe Coutinho and Cristiano Ronaldo reading the invitation card]'' |
91 | -> '''Kane:''' F''[[[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]]''k! |
92 | -> '''Coutinho:''' ''[sad sigh]'' |
93 | -> '''Ronaldo:''' Ugh! ''[shreds the card in pieces with his abs]'' |
94 | -->--''WebAnimation/{{The Champions|2018}}'' |
95 | |
96 | -> '''Cristiano Ronaldo:''' I swear, if this is a [[TheMultiverse multiverse]] situation, I'm going to be ''so'' pissed. |
97 | -> '''Title card, right on cue:''' A M[-ULTIVERSE-] S[-ITUATION-]: [-STARRING-] T[-HE-] C[-HAMPIONS-] |
98 | -->--''WebAnimation/{{The Champions|2018}}'' |
99 | |
100 | -> '''Wedge:''' We'll need wheeled transport, one of the flatcam units our pursuers are carrying, and four sets of women's clothing. |
101 | -> '''Hobbie:''' Boss, please tell me you're not putting us in women's clothing. |
102 | -> '''Wedge:''' Very well. I'm not putting us in women's clothing. |
103 | -> ''[In the next chapter, the Rogues are in women's clothing]'' |
104 | -> '''Hobbie:''' You lied to me. |
105 | -->--''[[Literature/XWingSeries X-Wing: Starfighters of Adumar]]'' |
106 | |
107 | -> '''WesternAnimation/FoghornLeghorn''': Boy, I say boy, this anime stuff is garbage! You know what you could be havin' right now? You could go to college, get a degree in farming, find a beautiful big-breasted blonde woman and have three beautiful blue-eyed Aryan children, but you know what anime's gonna give you? It's either gonna let you die alone, or you're gonna get a girl who's fat, a [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry,]] or worse, I say worse, both. |
108 | -> '''Weeb''': I dunno man, [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Evangelion's]] kind of a classic, you should give it a shot. |
109 | -> '''Foghorn Leghorn''': Now hwhat in tarnation is an Evangel- |
110 | -> ''["One Evangelion Later" timecard]'' |
111 | -> '''Foghorn Leghorn''': [while marrying an incredibly fat girl dressed as Asuka with cat ears] I say, I say, [[PrecisionFStrike fuck.]] |
112 | -->--'''Doobus Goobus''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvAtnZWz_6A Boy, I say boy, this anime stuff is garbage!]]" |
113 | |
114 | ->'''Reiner:''' So, by being an unlikable bitch, do you think people are gonna like you ironically? |
115 | ->''(Annie gives him a DeathGlare, then flips Eren on his ass)'' |
116 | ->'''Eren:''' Why me?! |
117 | ->'''Reiner:''' Dude, look at how big I am. I'm a beast. ''(SmashCut to him on his ass)'' Argh, you bitch! |
118 | ->'''Eren:''' I don't have a witty retort for that. That's just funny. |
119 | -->--''WebVideo/AttackOnTitanAbridged'' |
120 | |
121 | ->'''Princess Bubblegum:''' Finn! I need you and Jake to guard the barracks tonight. If this creep comes back and lays a ''finger'' on my guards, you show no mercy.\ |
122 | '''Finn:''' Umm... yeah. I'll... do my best.\ |
123 | ''(cut to present day, Finn and Jake are now fighting the MonsterOfTheWeek)''\ |
124 | '''Jake:''' Finn! FINN! ''STOP SHOWING MERCY!'' |
125 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'' |
126 | |
127 | ->''[The video depicts [[https://preview.redd.it/uw321x63vbo31.jpg?auto=webp&s=fa209db5d9e3ededc17f24f3a54b823676ace40d a safety manual illustration]] of [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext a child choking on a Wii]]]''\ |
128 | '''Bob:''' Yeah, like that would ever happen.\ |
129 | ''[A '[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Later...]]' timecard appears]''\ |
130 | ''[The scene goes back to the castle, showing Bob writhing on the floor with a [[Platform/NintendoWii Wii]] halfway down his mouth]''\ |
131 | '''Mario:''' Congratulations, you played yourself. |
132 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/SMG4Crew'', "Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 9 ft. Bob" |
133 | |
134 | ->'''Romani:''' I’m going to have the two of you deployed into a micro-Singularity. All you need to do is take care of a lingering creatures which should not exist and it’ll clean itself right up.\ |
135 | '''Mordred:''' This better not be the fucking Mini-Nobus again.\ |
136 | ''[scene break]''\ |
137 | '''Mini-Nobu:''' Nobbu!\ |
138 | '''Mordred:''' ''(thinking)'' Damn you, Romani. |
139 | -->-- ''Fanfic/DaughtersOfTheWickedWitch'' |
140 | |
141 | ->'''[[Anime/FutariWaPrettyCureSplashStar Saki]]''': No evil being could ever have this much fun!\ |
142 | ''(scene change)''\ |
143 | '''[[Anime/SmilePrecure Akaoni]]''': One, two, three, go! (launches Majorina into the snow) |
144 | -->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/45075541 Snow Day Mascot Toss]]'' |
145 | |
146 | ->'''Blue''': Ah, the Roman Republic. Perhaps the ancient world's most brilliant form of government. It's had a rough go in its later years, but with the right people in charge I bet that it could continue on for centuries to come - like this guy, right here, Julius Caesar, who I'm sure will do everything in his power to preserve the Republic. |
147 | ->''[cut to title card: "Caesar destroys the Republic"]'' |
148 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/OverlySarcasticProductions'', "History RE-summarized: The Roman Republic" |
149 | |
150 | ->'''Laudna:''' Imogen's great! She's got everything totally under control.\ |
151 | '''[[DungeonMaster Matt]]:''' Speaking of which...\ |
152 | '''Imogen:''' ''(hyperventilating)'' WHERE THE FUCK AM I?! |
153 | -->-- ''WebVideo/CriticalRole'' |
154 | |
155 | ->'''Junior:''' I'm serious Anthony, what I said. Promise me that you'll dummy up about this.\ |
156 | '''Tony:''' Yeah, alright.\ |
157 | '''Junior:''' You're sick, people look at you different, they treat you like a fucking nonentity. I'm not kidding. You can't talk about this with anybody.\ |
158 | '''Tony:''' Yeah, yeah, of course. Of course.\ |
159 | ''[cut to Janice answering a phone call]''\ |
160 | '''Janice:''' Hello?\ |
161 | '''Tony:''' Uncle Jun's got cancer. |
162 | -->--''Series/TheSopranos'', "Another Toothpick" |
163 | |
164 | ->'''Sam Clare:''' I'm not selling [my Decentraland plot] until its worth at least $10 million.\ |
165 | '''[[WebVideo/FoldingIdeas Dan Olson]]:''' He sold for $980 a year later. |
166 | -->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiZhdpLXZ8Q The Future is a Dead Mall - Decentraland and the Metaverse]]'' |
167 | |
168 | ->'''Nimona:''' Have fun gettin' arrested.\ |
169 | '''Ballister:''' I am NOT gonna get arrested!\ |
170 | ''[cut to Ballister getting thrown behind bars]'' |
171 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/Nimona2023'' |
172 | |
173 | ->'''Handler:''' You'll need to destroy Zor's top-secret submarine. But don't count on using an escape pod. We find those things at the bottom of the ocean all the time. The people inside are usually ''pretty'' dead.\ |
174 | ''(mission starts)''\ |
175 | '''Escape Pod Computer:''' Welcome to our state-of-the-art Zoraxis escape pod! |
176 | -->-- ''VideoGame/IExpectYouToDie'' |
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