->'''Timon''': What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?"\\
''(Cut to... well, [[SelfDemonstratingArticle what do you think?]])''
-->-- ''Disney/TheLionKing''

->'''Steeve''': Can I have the {{tank|Goodness}} back? I've got a cookie in my pocket...?\\
'''Grot''': We ain't givin' it to ya fer a ''cookie''!\\
''(ten seconds later)''\\
'''Grot''': [[LampshadeHanging Damn. He's persuasive...]]
-->-- Machinima/ADayInTheLifeOfACommissar, a ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' ''{{machinima}}''

->"I don't know what happened. I declined his invitation, he started laughing, and the next thing I knew, we were at lunch. ''(beat)'' Did he drug me?"
-->-- '''Ron Swanson''', ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''

-> '''Freakazoid''': [[ForTheFunnyz Cause I-I wanted to do one of those funny things]], like... you know on ''Series/FTroop'', where Agarn says, "There's no way I'm wearin' a dress! Absolutely not! No dress!" And O'Rourke's like, "Yeah, you're wearing that dress! You're gonna wear that dress!" [[LampshadeHanging And they wipe]]- [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud blublublublublub]]- [[LampshadeHanging and Agarn's wearin' a dress.]]
--> ''({{whip pan}} to [[Series/FTroop a clip of Agarn wearing a dress]])''
-> '''Agarn''': Yoo-hoo! Loco Brothers, look who's here for you!
--> ''(cue {{laugh track}})''
-->-- ''JustForFun/CandleJack'', a ''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkGVhmw7x9Q episo]]
--->[[spoiler:Nuh-uh-uh, troper! Not so fast.]]

-> ''[Dimaga] will not be going for burrowed roaches. Meanwhile there's a TON of burrowed roaches!''
--> [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ci_mxuJVf8 HDstarcraft, commentating on the HDWT fourth Dimaga-Socke game]]

->'''Young!Homer''': Kids? Yeah right. You're not going to see a couple of rugrats holding ''me'' down.
->''8 years later, Homer and Marge are holding Bart and Lisa as babies.''
->'''Homer''': You'd better not put this shot right after I said I wasn't going to have kids. That would be a devastating edit.

->''"I am not getting a cat."''\\
[''scene break'']\\
''"I have a cat."''
-->--'''[[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]]''', ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7271169 Nine Lives]]''

->Quick, someone say "I bet [Billie]'s totally on her way here right now," and then we can like ''JumpCut'' to her snoring in bed.
-->--'''Walky''', ''Webcomic/DumbingOfAge''

->Why would I say "You'll never get me in that sweater" in this scene, and then in the very next scene, I'm wearing the sweater?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BoJackHorseman''

->'''Mac:''' You guys have nothing outside this bar.
->'''Dennis:''' Don't worry, Mac. We'll be just fine.
->''(Cut to title card: "Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare")''