1 | ->''"And dat's anover thing Derebus likes about ya. Most people call Derebus a pig or somethin' but nah, you know he's a fuggin Aardvark!"'' |
2 | -->--'''ComicBook/CerebusTheAardvark''', ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars'' |
3 | |
4 | ->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Pumbaa]]:''' Are you sure they don't wanna eat me like I'm some kinda pig!? |
5 | ->'''Sora:''' We won't, but you are a pig, right? |
6 | ->'''Pumbaa:''' CALL ME MR. PIG! |
7 | -->--''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII'' |
8 | |
9 | ->'''[[Franchise/RatchetAndClank Clank]]:''' Did that... weasel... creature just call me a "sidekick?" |
10 | ->'''[[VideoGame/JakAndDaxter Daxter]]:''' WEASEL CREATURE? |
11 | ->'''Jak:''' Maybe it's time someone taught you some manners! (Daxter hands Jak his gun, as Ratchet draws his Omniwrench) |
12 | -->--''VideoGame/PlayStationAllStarsBattleRoyale'' |
13 | |
14 | ->'''Lampwick:''' Hey, who's the beetle? ''(picks up Jiminy Cricket)'' |
15 | ->'''Jiminy:''' Put me down! |
16 | ->'''Pinocchio:''' He's my conscience. He tells me what's right and wrong. |
17 | ->'''Lampwick:''' What?! ''(drops him)'' You mean to tell me you take orders from a grasshopper? |
18 | ->'''Jiminy:''' ''Grasshopper!?'' Look here, you... you impudent young pup! It wouldn't hurt you to take orders from your grasshop--er, your conscience, if you have one! |
19 | -->--''WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}}'' |
20 | |
21 | ->But just for the record, allow me to make this one thing clear: I am ''not'' a dog. Unfortunately, I am regularly mistaken for one. |
22 | -->--'''Byx''', ''Literature/{{Endling}}'' |
23 | |
24 | ->'''[[BigBad Erazor Djinn]]:''' The world is mine! I cannot be denied by that filthy rat! [[VillainousBreakdown Whyyyyy!]] |
25 | ->'''[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]]:''' I told you, I'm not a RAT! ''[[BondOneLiner I'm a HEDGEHOG!]]'' |
26 | -->--''VideoGame/SonicAndTheSecretRings'' |
27 | |
28 | ->I am NOT a cat! I told you, I am Morgana! |
29 | -->-- '''Morgana''', ''VideoGame/Persona5Strikers'' |
30 | |
31 | ->'''Dr. Dolittle''': I don't know what all the fuss is about. We went and bought you that thing anyway. You got a pet. What was that pet rat thing that we bought? |
32 | ->'''Maya Dolittle''', '''Lisa Dolittle''', '''Charisse Dolittle''': A guinea pig. |
33 | ->'''Dr. Dolittle''': We got you the guinea rat, and the thing died. It's not our fault that it died. |
34 | ->'''Maya Dolittle''': It didn't die. His name is Rodney, and he's in my room. |
35 | -->--''Film/DrDolittle'' |
36 | |
37 | ->A bee I am... not. |
38 | -->--'''Buzz Buzz''', ''VideoGame/EarthBound1994'' |
39 | |
40 | ->'''Percy:''' Isn't that a kind of anteater? |
41 | ->'''Echidna:''' I hate it when people say that! I hate Australia! Naming that ridiculous animal after me. [[DisproportionateRetribution For that, Percy Jackson, I will destroy you!]] |
42 | -->--''Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians'' |
43 | |
44 | ->'''Agent Stone''': You brought something. Some kind of... space porcupine?\ |
45 | '''Knuckles''': Porcupine? I am an ''echidna''! Trained since birth in all forms of lethal combat, destined to destroy ''anything'' that gets in my way. |
46 | -->-- ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog22022'' |
47 | |
48 | ->'''Dark Blade of Fire''': So long, little piggy!\ |
49 | '''Moobeard''': Piggy? I'm a cow!\ |
50 | '''Dark Blade of Fire''': ({{Beat}}) [[SincerityMode Really? Wow.]] |
51 | -->--''[[WesternAnimation/RandomCartoons Moobeard the Cow Pirate]]'' |
52 | |
53 | ->I'm a koala, not a bear,\ |
54 | And I don't think it's fair,\ |
55 | The way that people always add a word that isn't there.\ |
56 | I'm a marsupial and proud of it\ |
57 | And there can be no doubt of it\ |
58 | I'm closer to a kangaroo than I am to a bear.\ |
59 | So please don't call me a koala bear,\ |
60 | Coz I'm not a bear at all.\ |
61 | Please don't call me a koala bear.\ |
62 | It's driving me up the wall.\ |
63 | If your name was Tom,\ |
64 | And everyone called you Dick\ |
65 | Perhaps you'd understand why I'm sick, sick, sick.\ |
66 | I'm simply a koala\ |
67 | And I want the name to stick\ |
68 | So please don't call me a koala bear. |
69 | -->'''Don Spencer''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyXRu8BhAFM Please Don't Call Me a Koala Bear]]" |
70 | |
71 | ->'''Rocket''': Dude, calm down. We're not gonna hurt you.\ |
72 | '''Creator/KevinBacon''': That's a talking raccoon...\ |
73 | '''Rocket''': '''[[BerserkButton I'LL KILL YOU! DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT--]]''' |
74 | -->--''Film/TheGuardiansOfTheGalaxyHolidaySpecial'' |
75 | |
76 | ->'''Joker:''' Nice monkey.\ |
77 | '''Gorilla Grodd:''' I'm an ape, clown!\ |
78 | '''Joker:''' Like it matters... |
79 | -->--VIdeogame/Injustice2 |
80 | |
81 | ->'''Tae''': Scared? But you're such a cute fox.\ |
82 | '''Wolfrun''': I'm not a fox! I'm a wolf! |
83 | -->--''Anime/SmilePrecure'' |
84 | |
85 | ->'''Tuke:''' How's it goin', bear? |
86 | ->'''[[ForcedTransformation Kenai]]:''' ''(sigh)'' Don't call me that! |
87 | ->'''Tuke:''' Sorry, uh... Mmmmmmm-''Mister'' Bear? |
88 | ->'''Kenai:''' No, I-I mean I'm ''not'' a bear! I ''hate'' bears. |
89 | ->'''Rutt:''' Well, gee, eh! You're one big beaver! |
90 | -->--''WesternAnimation/BrotherBear'' |
91 | |
92 | -> '''Prawn:''' Yikes. What is that yellow thing? Some kind of mold?\ |
93 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I'm not mold, I'm a sponge! There's a cellular difference. ''A cellular difference!''\ |
94 | '''Prawn:''' Yeah, yeah. Thanks for the lesson, Dr. Science. |
95 | -->--''VideoGame/SpongeBobSquarePantsBattleForBikiniBottom'' |
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