1 | ->''Was too drunk to sit up straight yesterday, so no turn from me this week...'' |
2 | -->--'''Siquo''' |
3 | |
4 | ->''We will save the fort by killing them before wrex can cause their demise.'' |
5 | ->''..I fail to see the problem in that'' |
6 | -->--'''Scruffy''' |
7 | |
8 | ->''-This fort löooks like it was made sobre.'' |
9 | -->--'''Scruffy''' |
10 | |
11 | ->''Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!'' |
12 | |
13 | ->''Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.'' |
14 | -->--'''Wrex''' |
15 | |
16 | ->''I DON'T WHERE ANYTHING IS.'' |
17 | -->--'''Clover Magic''' |
18 | |
19 | ->''In the name of the Armok, the Carp, and the Fluffy Wambler, for your liver I pray. Be one with the mug, my son.'' |
20 | -->--'''Kamin''', on Runh's announcement of his turn. |
21 | |
22 | ->''dwarves respect teir anscestors right? god reaosn to have 'em right int he dining room'' |
23 | -->-- '''Bobnova''' |
24 | |
25 | ->''nooomn thw ducks have come to tak e ou wealth'' |
26 | -->-- '''rcmgames''' |
27 | |
28 | ->''FOR FLORY!!!'' |
29 | -->-- '''Ruhn''' |
30 | |
31 | ->''Ghost babies are haunting everyone, which is to be expected given the quantity of dead baby.'' |
32 | -->--'''absynthe7''' |
33 | |
34 | ->''Mountaindudes from tha mountaind homes! give us ,more goats! we demand goats! And gcheese! moar cheese! CJEESAE!'' |
35 | -->--'''Scruffy''' |
36 | |
37 | ->''there is a ghost and i would sdo somethign a bout it if I could find what to do about it but it's a bit like being quite drunk and staring at a bunch of error job cancel messages opping up, whic h is odd, because that's exactluy what it is'' |
38 | -->-- '''lawastooshort''' |
39 | |
40 | ->''Also also, the humies are leaving. What, you don't like plump helmets and misasma? Fuck you, humies.'' |
41 | -->-- '''random_dragon''' |
42 | |
43 | ->''OH GOD CTHULU FUCK FUCKLUCF YOU TRIOE{ SNOW TUNRK VUTCGHN FUJCKDE not enough bOOZE WE ALL DEAD MNA GAMEN OVE+GRE MAN GAME OVER oh wait swallouvw men kilt it. k. SO muck deah wtf happenedf GAH LMAFGMA PUMPOING DA FUQ EDVIU:EYRWHSTG LAVA LAVA LAVA LAVFA FUQ FUQ FUCK RUN FOR THE FICKIGN HILLS TUN TUN RUNJ NOTHERUFKCERS THAKE A DRIIIINKK LAVA RAINING FROM SKYE MONKEY STEEL ARITFCT SANKIS THE BEERDLESS WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED US TGHI SI BOATMAUNDARD! THNE ELEPHANTS ARE ALL BURNINHG'' |
44 | -->--'''Wrex''' |
45 | |
46 | ->''25 <Moondytonre”: hrh yhidnhdsf stfr nrinh setui[p.'' |
47 | -->--'''Ruhn''', being completely incomprehensible |
48 | |
49 | ->''12:32 OH SHIT [=EVErhiNT=] INS ONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11'' |
50 | -->--'''A_S00''' |
51 | |
52 | ->''Welcome to fucking Drunk fortress, where everything is on fire.'' |
53 | -->--'''Wrex''' |
54 | |
55 | ->''Oh my god, guys, I'm looking at this sober, and....this is sad. So sad. There are items EVERYWHERE. I apparently decided "fuck that" to the main drunken fort and have everyone in a tiny two-level affair down in the very bottom of the southwest corner. There are labors assigned apparently at random. We have a grand total of 8 dwarves, of which only 5 are actually working since two are on break and the third, my dorf, is in some sort of stasis in a bed where almost every body part is red/yellow and I'm labeled as "heavy bleeding" and "cannot breathe" in the health screen but I've been that way for two seasons now.'' |
56 | ->''Also apparently Geen ripped off the magma crab's wings before he died. I was unaware magma crabs even had wings.'' |
57 | -->--'''Clover Magic''' |
58 | |
59 | ->''WHAT IS HAPPENING.'' |
60 | -->--'''Clover Magic''' |
61 | |
62 | ->''Making new entrance because fuck magama crabs'' |
63 | -->--'''Clover Magic''' |
64 | |
65 | ->''This fort is glorious, hilarious, and gloriously hilarious. It also bleeds booze, and undulates spasmodically.'' |
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